zulander
07-04-2007, 10:53 PM
DISCLAIMER : Due to popular demand by Mr.reDICKFACE (Alex Hatfield) Gangsta Gearheardt(duh) Jesse Kruger(Freddies lil bro(I told you I'd have a name for you)) ITALY (Dominik (with a C)) and Caloso(the only person other than me that wants a foiled out GAGOMY deck) I'm posting this tournament report. If it makes your eyes bleed please blame them for encouraging this kind of behavior.
So we had a 1.5 tournament today at the lucky frog in annandale VA and I ran my pet deck GAGOMY. Here's the list
GAGOMY 1.3
Mana : 21
4 Wasteland
4 Bloodstained Mire
2 Wooded Foothills
2 Polluted Delta
3 Badlands
2 Bayou
2 Taiga
1 Swamp
1 Mountain
Creatures : 16
4 Kird Ape
4 Tarmogoyf
4 Dark Confidant
4 Phyrexian Negator
Disruption : 15
4 L. Bolt
4 Seal of Fire
4 Duress
3 Hymn
Other : 8
3 Jitte
3 Call of the Herd
2 Nights Whisper
Sideboard : 15
4 Krosan Grip
4 Engineered Plague
4 Tormods Crypt
3 Powder Keg
So the tournament was scheduled for 1pm and like usual we didn't get rolling on time. We started about 3:30 for two reasons. The Hatfields had to pick up Gangsta Gearheardt and Jesse Kruger(freddies brother) so they were scheduled to show up at about 1:45ish. GG called and informed Zohar to tell everyone that they were about 20 minutes away so we could get lunch or w/e while they were on the way. Well Zohar(powergamer on the forums) and Dominik (with a C) decided they would start a booster draft with 2 other idiots while the hatfields were on the way. So naturally we had to wait an extra hour after the hatfields arrived because Dominik and Zohar were still drafting... GG nubs.
So round 1 finally came and I was paired against Italy AKA Dominik (with a C)
Game 1
I won the die roll and played first. I assumed he was playing is bling ugr thresh deck but after a turn 1 duress I quickly realized he was borrowing enchantress from the hatfields. I hit a chrome mox since it was the only mana in his hand(he had to mull to five). I then proceed to play a turn 2 goyf and turn 3 gator to seal the deal.
Side In : 4 Krosan Grip Out 3 Jitte 1 Call of the Herd
Game 2
He mulls once and plays chrome mox forest turn one playing living wish getting Arg Chantress from the board. I turn one Seal of Fire. He plays turn 2 Chalice and passes. I play a turn 2 Confidant and pass. He passes the turn after a draw and I hit a fetch with DC. I contemplate playing the Krosan Grip that I've had since my opening hand and decide the better play would be to do it on his EOT so he can't play explorations and the such. On his turn he plays 2 Utopia sprawls hoping to topdeck some cards from Arg Chantress. He gets through about 4 cards before passing the turn, I EOT krosan grip because I have 2 kird ape, seal of fire and L.Bolt in my hand. My Confidant hits another land and I play 2 apes and a seal of fire. I swing with DC and pass. His next turn is utter garbage and my next turn DC flips over a goyf and I topdeck into a gator to beat face.
1-0
I'm paired with Gangsta Gearheardt and I'm a little hesitant because I know what he's playing and he has a 65-70% favor game 1.
On a side note: Due to the many sexual favors Gangsta Gearheardt has paid me after the tournament, I can not disclose any information regarding what deck he was playing so I will try my best to live to my word.
Game 1: He wins the roll and tells me he'll "roll wid dis hand hurr". (He truly is a freakin gangsta). I keep my 7 and he plays a turn 1 chalice. I smack him(cause only bitche's 'n ho's slap people) and proceed to die when he wipes my entire board, literally, even my lands, even my deck. Savage tech.
Side In : 3 powder keg 2 krosan grip. Out : Censored by Gearheadt
Game 2 : He mulls to six and again "Rolls wid dis hand hurr". I play a fetch and pass. He plays a land, an artifact that taps for mana and a crucible for 1. I play a powder keg turn 2 wipe his crap and pass. He plays his second land and passes. I eventually get a goyf in play along with a confidant and just use beats on him.
Before game 3 starts me and GG watch Mr.reDICKFACE(Cephalid Breakfast) and freddies lil bro(Belcher) play their game 3. Mr.reDICKFACE goes first with a turn one On-Kor guy. Kruger has a turn 1 Land grant revealing his hand with with 7 mana for belcher + activate but Mr.reDICKFACE shows kruger his hand and says in a very dickish manner "I have the turn 2 win with force backup, just scoop"
What a dick.
(afterwards he apologized and said he was just trying to save him time from looking through his deck for no reason because he was going to win anyways)
Game 3 : I start off strong with a duress and he has no hand after turn 4 due to hymn/duressesesses. I win.
So... Me and Jesse Hatfield draw round three and make top 4(we didn't have enough people for a top 8). And as it turned out the store was closing at 5 (which is when top 4 was announced) so we split the money between the four of us (Me, GG and both hatfields.)
After the tourny we go out for some pizza and then ITALY and I go see Transformers(An awesome freakin movie btw.)
Props
Zohar for lending me the third jitte
GG for his sexual favors
$7 pizzas with unlimited toppings(our homeboy was working at the pizza shop we went to, talk about random)
People showing up for a last minute tournament
Transformers for being a friggin pimped out movie well worth the $10 ticket price.
My fans at the lucky frog for encouraging these reports. Without you guys I wouldn't be where I am today. Thank you. :cry:
Slops
Zohar for not playing and ballin out
Zohar + ITALY for drafting when we were about to start the tournament in 20 minutes
Mr.reDICKFACE for hurting freddies lil bro's feelings. What a dick.(lawl)
Deguia for working all day long(I hear time and a half is worth it though)
Hopefully I'll make it out to the weekly saturday 1.5 tournament this weekend. Until then may your tournaments be savage and your females sweet. Good night and Good luck chicag-ho.
So we had a 1.5 tournament today at the lucky frog in annandale VA and I ran my pet deck GAGOMY. Here's the list
GAGOMY 1.3
Mana : 21
4 Wasteland
4 Bloodstained Mire
2 Wooded Foothills
2 Polluted Delta
3 Badlands
2 Bayou
2 Taiga
1 Swamp
1 Mountain
Creatures : 16
4 Kird Ape
4 Tarmogoyf
4 Dark Confidant
4 Phyrexian Negator
Disruption : 15
4 L. Bolt
4 Seal of Fire
4 Duress
3 Hymn
Other : 8
3 Jitte
3 Call of the Herd
2 Nights Whisper
Sideboard : 15
4 Krosan Grip
4 Engineered Plague
4 Tormods Crypt
3 Powder Keg
So the tournament was scheduled for 1pm and like usual we didn't get rolling on time. We started about 3:30 for two reasons. The Hatfields had to pick up Gangsta Gearheardt and Jesse Kruger(freddies brother) so they were scheduled to show up at about 1:45ish. GG called and informed Zohar to tell everyone that they were about 20 minutes away so we could get lunch or w/e while they were on the way. Well Zohar(powergamer on the forums) and Dominik (with a C) decided they would start a booster draft with 2 other idiots while the hatfields were on the way. So naturally we had to wait an extra hour after the hatfields arrived because Dominik and Zohar were still drafting... GG nubs.
So round 1 finally came and I was paired against Italy AKA Dominik (with a C)
Game 1
I won the die roll and played first. I assumed he was playing is bling ugr thresh deck but after a turn 1 duress I quickly realized he was borrowing enchantress from the hatfields. I hit a chrome mox since it was the only mana in his hand(he had to mull to five). I then proceed to play a turn 2 goyf and turn 3 gator to seal the deal.
Side In : 4 Krosan Grip Out 3 Jitte 1 Call of the Herd
Game 2
He mulls once and plays chrome mox forest turn one playing living wish getting Arg Chantress from the board. I turn one Seal of Fire. He plays turn 2 Chalice and passes. I play a turn 2 Confidant and pass. He passes the turn after a draw and I hit a fetch with DC. I contemplate playing the Krosan Grip that I've had since my opening hand and decide the better play would be to do it on his EOT so he can't play explorations and the such. On his turn he plays 2 Utopia sprawls hoping to topdeck some cards from Arg Chantress. He gets through about 4 cards before passing the turn, I EOT krosan grip because I have 2 kird ape, seal of fire and L.Bolt in my hand. My Confidant hits another land and I play 2 apes and a seal of fire. I swing with DC and pass. His next turn is utter garbage and my next turn DC flips over a goyf and I topdeck into a gator to beat face.
1-0
I'm paired with Gangsta Gearheardt and I'm a little hesitant because I know what he's playing and he has a 65-70% favor game 1.
On a side note: Due to the many sexual favors Gangsta Gearheardt has paid me after the tournament, I can not disclose any information regarding what deck he was playing so I will try my best to live to my word.
Game 1: He wins the roll and tells me he'll "roll wid dis hand hurr". (He truly is a freakin gangsta). I keep my 7 and he plays a turn 1 chalice. I smack him(cause only bitche's 'n ho's slap people) and proceed to die when he wipes my entire board, literally, even my lands, even my deck. Savage tech.
Side In : 3 powder keg 2 krosan grip. Out : Censored by Gearheadt
Game 2 : He mulls to six and again "Rolls wid dis hand hurr". I play a fetch and pass. He plays a land, an artifact that taps for mana and a crucible for 1. I play a powder keg turn 2 wipe his crap and pass. He plays his second land and passes. I eventually get a goyf in play along with a confidant and just use beats on him.
Before game 3 starts me and GG watch Mr.reDICKFACE(Cephalid Breakfast) and freddies lil bro(Belcher) play their game 3. Mr.reDICKFACE goes first with a turn one On-Kor guy. Kruger has a turn 1 Land grant revealing his hand with with 7 mana for belcher + activate but Mr.reDICKFACE shows kruger his hand and says in a very dickish manner "I have the turn 2 win with force backup, just scoop"
What a dick.
(afterwards he apologized and said he was just trying to save him time from looking through his deck for no reason because he was going to win anyways)
Game 3 : I start off strong with a duress and he has no hand after turn 4 due to hymn/duressesesses. I win.
So... Me and Jesse Hatfield draw round three and make top 4(we didn't have enough people for a top 8). And as it turned out the store was closing at 5 (which is when top 4 was announced) so we split the money between the four of us (Me, GG and both hatfields.)
After the tourny we go out for some pizza and then ITALY and I go see Transformers(An awesome freakin movie btw.)
Props
Zohar for lending me the third jitte
GG for his sexual favors
$7 pizzas with unlimited toppings(our homeboy was working at the pizza shop we went to, talk about random)
People showing up for a last minute tournament
Transformers for being a friggin pimped out movie well worth the $10 ticket price.
My fans at the lucky frog for encouraging these reports. Without you guys I wouldn't be where I am today. Thank you. :cry:
Slops
Zohar for not playing and ballin out
Zohar + ITALY for drafting when we were about to start the tournament in 20 minutes
Mr.reDICKFACE for hurting freddies lil bro's feelings. What a dick.(lawl)
Deguia for working all day long(I hear time and a half is worth it though)
Hopefully I'll make it out to the weekly saturday 1.5 tournament this weekend. Until then may your tournaments be savage and your females sweet. Good night and Good luck chicag-ho.