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DragoFireheart
10-07-2007, 10:55 PM
I swear, some spells say "Die Goyf."

In this topic we post on ways to kill a Tarmogoyf by posting one card that can kill it. You can not post a card that has been posted before.

I'll start with:

http://ww2.wizards.com/gatherer/CardDetails.aspx?&id=129910

Deathmark

B

Sorcery

Destroy target green or white creature.
Maverick676
10-07-2007, 11:13 PM
What exactly is the point of this thread? we all know good ways to kill a goyf.
The Rack
10-07-2007, 11:15 PM
Goblin Charbelcher.
Tacosnape
10-07-2007, 11:17 PM
Slay.

Alternately, Prismatic Lace / Hydroblast.
TeenieBopper
10-07-2007, 11:20 PM
Fuck Tarmagoyf.
Citrus-God
10-07-2007, 11:38 PM
Landstill the shit...

Rifter the shit...

Wombat the shit...

Truffle Shuffle the shit...

Coffers the shit...

Swords the shit...

Force the shit...

EE the shit...

Deed the shit...

Extirpate the shit...
The Rack
10-08-2007, 12:04 AM
Fuck Tarmogoyf.

That's a pretty good suggestion... I think I'll try that...
Citrus-God
10-08-2007, 12:12 AM
That's a pretty good suggestion... I think I'll try that...

I dunno... I mean, Tarmogoyf's mouth looks like the one thing everyman fears; sharp teeth in vagina.
Cait_Sith
10-08-2007, 12:23 AM
Fuck Tarmagoyf.

Fuck Tarmogoyf G

Destroy target Tarmogoyf. Search the owner's library, sideboard, car, and house for all possible copies of Tarmogoyf. Burn them.

Draw a card.

"I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GOYFS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING FORMAT!"
TeenieBopper
10-08-2007, 12:27 AM
Fuck Tarmogoyf G

Destroy target Tarmogoyf. Search the owner's library, sideboard, car, and house for all possible copies of Tarmogoyf. Burn them.

Draw a card.

"I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GOYFS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING FORMAT!"

DING DING DING! WINNAR!
DragoFireheart
10-08-2007, 12:35 AM
Fuck Tarmogoyf G

Destroy target Tarmogoyf. Search the owner's library, sideboard, car, and house for all possible copies of Tarmogoyf. Burn them.

Draw a card.

"I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GOYFS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING FORMAT!"

That card is broken, what set is it from?
Cait_Sith
10-08-2007, 12:36 AM
That card is broken, what set is it from?

The same one they reprinted Time Twister in.
calosso
10-08-2007, 12:46 AM
You know what is scary, the card is future-shifted so there might be another version of goyf in the future.

To contribute to the thread, if opponent plays goyf, stab him in the eye and then burn his goyf when he is not able to see.
DragoFireheart
10-08-2007, 12:46 AM
The same one they reprinted Time Twister in.

Wait...

Oh thats right, nevermind.

I think I'm gonna go Ebay for a couple. Every deck in my format uses Goyfs and I'm so sick of seeing them.

Even a Goblins deck maindecks a playset just because.

I also saw a Ichorid deck use Goyfs.
DragoFireheart
10-08-2007, 12:47 AM
You know what is scary, the card is future-shifted so there might be another version of goyf in the future.

To contribute to the thread, if opponent plays goyf, stab him in the eye and then burn his goyf when he is not able to see.

Shhh, don't spread the super-secret tech.
FakeSpam
10-08-2007, 12:51 AM
-Slay
Peter_Rotten
10-08-2007, 08:53 AM
101 ways to lock thread. Anyone with a sense of humor is banned.