[Born of the Gods] Spoiler Thread

I imagine a million free dildos is like the gift of a plane or a horse. It's not the cost of the item itself, rather the storage and upkeep that burns your bottom line. They're not delivered in bulk boxes, they rain down lose, you have to pick them up, store them, potential use open a cleaning cost factor. You gotta think these things through before you sign anything.

EDIT wow first post of a new page. I could quote somebody so this all might make sense, but instead, I won't.

I mean....if I had a million dildoes, I'd be able to find something to do with them.

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Originally Posted by tsumiband

page one google search puts the female percentage of magic players between 6% and 10%. Which, by the way, is lousy.

Really, there are probably a nonzero percentage of male players that might enjoy a free dildo. As a gift; some of us get close enough to women to apply one as directed. They may not be for women at all. They may not be even be a gift for others; none of my business, of course.

They make okay tokens. It's really easy to tell whether or not a dildo is tapped.

A bag of dildos makes a cumbersome life counter. One could indicate the storm count using a similar bag.

In edh, a free dildo could be awarded to the player who insists on playing 5-color scion of the ur-dragon combo in a meta full of asmira-style ramp ramp ramp decks.

The applications of a good vibrator are plentiful; rich and bold in their scope. I refuse to believe that a mere thousandth of a percent of magic players could not, would not accept a free dildo, let alone millions of free dildos.

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lol!!

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Originally Posted by TsumiBand

Really, there are probably a nonzero percentage of male players that might enjoy a free dildo. As a gift; some of us get close enough to women to apply one as directed. They may not be for women at all. They may not be even be a gift for others; none of my business, of course.

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You make it sound like we're waiting in the weeds to hunt wild game (with dildoes!).

You know a set is bad when people would rather discuss dildos than the spoiled cards.

We already got Jace coins. Don't give Wizards any further stupid ideas - otherwise, we might get a massive, blue-colored dildo called "Jace, the Cavity Sculptor" soon enough.

The best part of this set is they made a card named "God of the Police".

The alters, man. Think of the alters.

In other news, you can no longer argue that the flavor isn't terrible.

EDIT: Accidentally said game was terrible, meant flavor.

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Originally Posted by Malakai

You make it sound like we're waiting in the weeds to hunt wild game (with dildoes!).

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So, "get close enough" is open to interpretation, but "apply as directed" denotes consent.

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Originally Posted by Barook

We already got Jace coins. Don't give Wizards any further stupid ideas - otherwise, we might get a massive, blue-colored dildo called "Jace, the Cavity Sculptor" soon enough.

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You'll draw more bees with honey -- call it Jace the Mind Blower

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Originally Posted by Barook

You know a set is bad when people would rather discuss dildos than the spoiled cards.

We already got Jace coins. Don't give Wizards any further stupid ideas - otherwise, we might get a massive, blue-colored dildo called "Jace, the Cavity Sculptor" soon enough.

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This is now the best thread on the source.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...ge-d4jjx5p.gif

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Originally Posted by Barook

You know a set is bad when people would rather discuss dildos than the spoiled cards.

We already got Jace coins. Don't give Wizards any further stupid ideas - otherwise, we might get a massive, blue-colored dildo called "Jace, the Cavity Sculptor" soon enough.

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The other end of that WotC double-ended dildo for customers is Liliana of the Dark Realms.

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Originally Posted by Scott

The other end of that WotC double-ended dildo for customers is Liliana of the Dark Realms.

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I bet Liliana could make use of one for all her dark realms.

Ahem.

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Originally Posted by TsumiBand

This set is only 32% spoiled. Christ on a Crunch bar.

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They're spoiling the rares and mythics first, which are supposed to be the exciting cards that drive set sales. So far, all of the spoiled cards have been driving my cash away from this set. If not even the rares and mythics are good, what hope is there for the commons that make up the bulk of the set?

A third of the set is spoiled and I'm already wishing for the block to be over. That's never happened before for me. Good job, Wizards!

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Originally Posted by TsumiBand

Page one Google search puts the female percentage of Magic players between 6% and 10%. Which, by the way, is lousy.

Really, there are probably a nonzero percentage of male players that might enjoy a free dildo. As a gift; some of us get close enough to women to apply one as directed. They may not be for women at all. They may not be even be a gift for others; none of my business, of course.

They make okay tokens. It's really easy to tell whether or not a dildo is tapped.

A bag of dildos makes a cumbersome life counter. One could indicate the storm count using a similar bag.

In EDH, a free dildo could be awarded to the player who insists on playing 5-color Scion of the Ur-Dragon combo in a meta full of Asmira-style ramp ramp ramp decks.

The applications of a good vibrator are plentiful; rich and bold in their scope. I refuse to believe that a mere thousandth of a percent of Magic players could not, would not accept a free dildo, let alone millions of free dildos.

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Holy motherfucking shit. Dead.

http://memedepot.com/uploads/0/415_thread_is_dildos.jpg

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Originally Posted by Malakai

The best part of this set is they made a card named "God of the Police".

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I like the name "God of Revels", it's like the god of partys! :D
And satyrs are actually the male counterpart to the nymphs, you know like in "nymphomania".
So, let's party! :D

Good "vibrations" in this thread, despite the crappy spoilers :)

10% of every set should be designed by players. Something similar to the "you make the card".
Why not? Why should the design stay only in the hands of these guys? :mad:

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Originally Posted by Aggro_zombies

They're spoiling the rares and mythics first, which are supposed to be the exciting cards that drive set sales. So far, all of the spoiled cards have been driving my cash away from this set. If not even the rares and mythics are good, what hope is there for the commons that make up the bulk of the set?

A third of the set is spoiled and I'm already wishing for the block to be over. That's never happened before for me. Good job, Wizards!

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There are more than a few 'good-enough' or 'better-than-bad' non-rare cards from the current Standard season, so I don't know that rarity == playability.

Dryad Militant
Experiment One
Judge's Familiar
Rakdos Cackler
Wear // Tear
Vandalblast
Boros Charm
Burning-Tree Emissary
Far // Away
Goblin Electromancer
Golgari Charm
Izzet Charm
Selesnya Charm
Simic Charm
Negate
Predatory Sliver
Skullcrack
Treasured Find
Young Pyromancer


And that's just for two mana or less (not counting things like split cards // things with Fuse).

Nothing stellar, but these are all somewhere between "Standard playable" and "almost Legacy playable kind of".

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Originally Posted by TsumiBand

I kind of like the "fixed Lackey" cards that White gets. It doesn't make the White Weenie Aggro strategy any better, but I like it. Like I like a cat. Cats are good; they don't win games, but they are cute as shit when they want things or try to use telephones.

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I laughed.
Then I imagined the designer of this card reading this thread and I was sad.

is brimaz the first legacy playable from the set?

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Originally Posted by apple713

is brimaz the first legacy playable from the set?

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Infest with scry is probably playable. Not amazing, but playable.