So anyway.
I'm not ready to put down my "beat blue's face in without playing blue" G/W Dudes deck just because Sneak-n-Show is going to take 16 of the top 32 at the next SCG Open.
Adam Cai did an awesome job in Baltimore with a list that brings the versatility of Mav right to the edge with Fauna Shaman / Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite / Spell Pierce +1 Flusterstorm out of the SB. Even included two Linvala, Keeper of Silence! Good God. I'm not as good a player as he, so I'll to stick to straight G/W for its consistency and good times in the loser's bracket.
How am I going to tweak my 75 in mind of Show and Tell dropping everywhere?
Clearly, the best G/W answer for a card that could ever make it in the 75 of a G/W Dudes deck is dropping a Humility, preferably under Show and Tell. I even took a match from a Stax player in round 1 at SCG:Providence who resolved Humility in all three games, so, you know, it's not THAT anti-synergistic. Oblivion Ring is far away the second choice in power, because of the activated abilities of Griselbrand and Sneak Attack getting to go on the stack before ORing's ability resolves.
Of course, I may as well run Orim's Chant instead of Humility... unless I want a fun tournament full of getting punched in the face by opponents, doing 1/1 wars with every RUG/Blade/Creatures deck I face. (At least with GSZ I can keep ahead on the creature count!!!) And with Carpet of Flowers, to go with Chant, any blue combo deck that durdles until turn five, dies. Especially under Sylvan Library.
Considering I'm playing in SCG Opens, not GPs or Invitationals, I think it's okay to hone in the sideboard a little more. What do we have for possibilities?
Deathbringer Liege: Can get it under Fauna Shaman, Costs 5 just like Elspeth under Thalia, helps Mom AND Thalia with Sulfur Elemental, taps down Emmy when I swords Drizzlebrand, is great when I get to drop it under Show. Carries Jitte like a boss. Nice ass. Also kills Emmy if you splash black for Thoughtsieze to shore up your Combo M/U.
Diversionary Tactics: Maindeckable in the Meta, replacement Mom effect when Sulfur Elemental eats her, costs five under Thalia like Elspeth, goes great with Exalted. Works perfect with our E-tutor sideboard.
Storm Front: Oh man. This may just replace Carpet of Flowers in my sideboard against Delver. DAZE THIS! See what happens, Sneaky Show Dudes, when you ditch Proggy for Yawgmoth's Drawstick?? At least Progenitus pitches to Force of Will. (Oh. Rule 702.15i. Anyways.)
Scepter of Dominance / Trip Noose. Eh, mana hungry, die in the Mirror. Hated out by Shattering Spree. Most of my Turn 1/2 White Mana is sick when Show and Tell drops. (Fear Wasteland!) (Though I have been thinking about cutting Wasteland in favor of City of Traitors to speed things up a bit... goes good with Fetches and KotR!) At this point, may as well run Staff of Domination out of the etutor board... 'specially with Carpet. Notably, do not carry Jitte, or pitch to Fauna Shaman.
Tangle: Umm, yeah, maybe if I cast it in their main phase. Can't drop it under Show. Also I heard conditional non-permanents are bad without Brainstorm.
WHICH LEADS ME TO THE ULTIMATE ANSWER:
Azorius Guildmage: Holy sh*t, Stifle on a Stick!!! T1 Noble Hierach, pass, (sneaky show durdles), T2 land, pass, Show and Tell, GG! Strong with aforementioned City of Traitors. Or you can just tap down Emrakul if Sneak Attack is not involved on this turn. I mean, if we're holding lands up for a crushing Aven Mindcensor play anyway.... Carries Jitte like a boss. Fetchable with Shaman. Sneaky Show will not board in Pyroblast against G/W Maverick.
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In all seriousness, I'll probably make room for two Parallax Wave and rock a couple Oblivion Ring MD in place of fragile, slow one-ofs that don't impact the board until you untap with them and don't hit Nimble Mongoose. (Oh, wait.) Costs five under Thalia, just like Elspeth. It'll buy time to untap with Knight->Karakas and get draw into a Plow or get my Scryb Ranger with SoLaS online to handle Grizzy. ORing will be a four-bomb under Thalia, but if I need to stick her, and she lives, I'm probably winning anyway.
Will never shell out $$$ for playset of FoW, Jace, Brainstorm. Would rather pay $100/ea for Savannah. :tongue: