Tourney report. Whee. 1st Place. This brings my sanctioned tournament match win streak to somewhere around 50, I think. I need to calculate this.
Here's the list I played.
10 Mountain
4 Ancient Tomb
4 City of Traitors
4 Chrome Mox
4 Seething Song
4 Simian Spirit Guide
4 Magus of the Moon
4 Gathan Raiders
4 Rakdos Pit Dragon
4 Arc-Slogger
4 Akroma, Angel of Whatever
4 Chalice of the Void
4 Blood Moon
2 Umezawa's Jitte
SB:
4 Pyrokinesis
4 Pithing Needle
3 Pyroblast
3 Tormod's Crypt
1 Umezawa's Jitte
***Round One: (Advisory6000, Train Wreck)***
G1: I mull to a barely playable 6, so does he. Between Hymn, Seize, and Edict, he manages to get all of my early kill conditions in my yard. He then plays Haunting Echoes, leaving me three Simian Spirit Guides to kill him. No chance.
G2: Again we both mull to 6. I get stuck early on threats, but Needle on Deed and Staff lets a face-down Akroma deal ten before it gets Edicted away. I Magus him off Green to stop Putrefy and get a Chalice for 2 down and a couple more threats and manage to go the distance.
G3: I mull to 6 yet again. All I remember was that I got Haunting Echoed for every threat but Gathan Raiders with a Slogger/Dragon in my hand. I get the Needle/Chalice thing going again, drop my threats, draw Raiders, and go to town.
1-0 Me!
***Round Two: (Clight, Burn)***
G1: Threat. Jitte. Whee.
G2: Chalice. Threats. Whee. Also, for the first time in my entire 12-year magic career, I got to bounce a Chain Lightning in this game (I don't particularly remember where my Chalice went), which put her just in Slogger shot range while I was at 1.
2-0 Me!
***Round Three: (Jeff, Mono-R Goblins)***
G1: He drops a Lackey, I send a Raiders in front of it. I manage a Dragon and a Jitte while he gets stuck on three Ports and can't play much else.
G2: He tries to swing with Lackey/Driver to bait me into blocking with a Slogger so he can Pyrokinesis it. I Pyrokinesis his attackers instead. I get down a Raiders with 1 card in hand. He tries to Pyrokinesis it, I flip it over with Hellbent, I win.
3-0 Me!
***Round Four: (Chase, Landstill)***
G1: He STP's a fast Dragon, then forces a Magus. I peel a second Magus. Whee!
G2: My opening hand is an ungodly Tomb, City, Mox, Chalice, Magus, Magus, Magus. That's seriously the best hand I've ever seen in a given situation with this deck. I draw a Raiders, Imprint it, and Chalice for 1. The first Magus is enough to seal the game. Afterwards, he shows he 3 Hydroblasts in his hand.
4-0 Me!
***Semifinals: (Chase, Landstill)***
G1: He pitches Intuition to Force to stop a Moon. We play a game of STP Pong. Raiders, Swords. Dragon, Swords. Slogger, Swords. Fortunately I've still got another Dragon and another Slogger at this point, and he's out of swords and can't find double green for Witness.
G2: I almost get mana screwed here when he tries to Counter my Moxes, but a Pyroblast allows me to get just enough mana for a Blood Moon and the win.
5-0 / Advance Me!
***Finals: (Clight, Burn)***
G1: I get two fast Dragons bolted and topdeck land until my birthday. I lose horribly.
G2: I get Chalice-1 and Jitte. She has a Shattering Spree but gets stuck on 2 land and uses it to stop the Jitte, which would have connected the next turn. Mindbogglingly, my Slogger gets taken down by Magma Jet/Fireblast, and I slog her for 8 in response, rolling most of my library. Fortunately, my next two cards are Magus and Gathan Raiders, which is enough to go the distance while she's hurting for land.
G3: I take a Chain to the face to 17, then I lead Tomb, Chalice-1, down to 15. I get nailed with back to back Incinerates while getting threats down, then she just gets stuck and I swing for the win. Her final hand includes 3 Bolts and 2 Spikes.
6-0 / 1st Place / Store Credit Me!
So with only four decks of variety for the evening (Burn, Wreck, Landstill, Goblins), I came to the following conclusions.
1. I never flipped Akroma, but she was still pretty good the whole time. Everyone played around her like she was Gathan Raiders except Jeff, who Pyrokinesis'd a Gathan Raiders thinking she was Akroma. I played her off all colorless mana a couple times. Also, it was comforting to know that against that particular build of Landstill, all I had to do was ramp up to 8 mana and hardcast Akroma to win. Sulfur Elemental and Taurean Mauler wouldn't have done much better than Akroma tonight, but they wouldn't have done much worse either.
2. 24 Threats is really good. Definitely better than 22. But maybe not better than 23. I'll be testing one less threat for one more Jitte.
3. You can beat Burn without Trinisphere. I ran completely without it because I expected Landstill and MUC tonight but no Storm Combo and one Threshold max. Burn wasn't much of a problem. Trinisphere would have still helped in this matchup a lot, though.
4. Pyroblast is really a lot better than people (including me) give it credit for. I nailed a Counterspell aimed at a Chrome Mox that had it succeeded, I'd have lost the game.

