Bertoncini, back in business.

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Originally Posted by Richard Cheese

Barney Stinson? Come on man, you can do better. How about Jack Donaghy?

"Why are you wearing a tux?"

"It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

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I'm not *quite* long enough in the tooth for a Donaghy. Perhaps in 20 years, if I am still playing Magic and my vocal cords have been properly repeatedly marinated in whiskeys and IPAs, I'll go for the Donaghy. You have to crawl before you can walk.

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Originally Posted by TsumiBand

You have to crawl before you can walk.

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That what I'm telling myself every time i'm too boozed to walk

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Originally Posted by uncletiggy

Im still lost on the whole strip mine wasteland thing are we differentiating between pa and nj because breaking down each state by card would make pa crop rotation or plow under and nj stinkweed imp or something equally smelly ;-)

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Strip Mine was for the UK and Wasteland was for the US, but Philly works just fine as a historical footnote too :laugh:

Only a small part of NJ is Stinkweed Imp; Joven's Tools, well, any people who are tools, are the true emblems of the state.

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Originally Posted by Ace/Homebrew

Compare Jersey to a Taco Bell fart.

So you don't get offended, that is okay for me to say because I vacation in Jersey... and it smells like farts. :laugh:

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My life is your vacation. Annoying girls where I live have bumper stickers that say that. The worst part of it might be the placement of the italicization. Shouldn't life be italicized? Is there a dispute about whose vacation it is?

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Originally Posted by Richard Cheese

Holy shit this guy is a real class act. I don't really have a problem with the fact that you and your friends are apparently a bunch of underdeveloped douchebags, it's just that all your stories of ball fondling are just fucking lame. Holy shit, you punched a guy in the nuts and all your townie friends had a good laugh, what do you want a goddamn door prize? I'm sure that garbage made the papers in Binghamton, and might go over pretty well in a frat house, but here...who gives a shit? Just tell us the guy used to get hit in the groin all the time and move on.

Fucking christ if I wanted to listen to a bunch of 12-year-olds I'd go read the Standard forums on MTGS or play Call of Duty or something.

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Pretty much this.
The only thing that's missing are the stories of how much booze they've drunk. Wait, wait...


Also, I consider the unfortunate gentlemen with their ass cracks be the victims of nowadays fashion. It's pretty goddamned hard even for a usual guy like me (195 cm, 98 kg, chest/waist 137/86 cm) to get a normal dress, especially trousers, so I expect these dudes having even more troubles. Dafuq is this:

http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-conte...-Pants-Men.jpg
"Look, I know they're silly, but there'sso much space for the diapers in them!"

http://www.jenprozeny.cz/sites/defau...6668/24165.jpg
"Yeah, ever since I wear them, I need to drink gallons of urethral tea, but hey, see all those slimy old geezers drooling."

Bah, w/e.

Hi, I'm closing this thread. Between this and the GP Richmond thread The Source is starting to look like fucking 4chan. I'd love for you guys to start treating each other with some respect, even when you don't see eye-to-eye. If you can't do that, feel free not to post. I can help you with that, if necessary. Thanks in advance for your understanding and compliance.