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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
yankeedave
Stingscourger or Piledriver?
nice one
But when it comes to goblins, Id like to see a planeswalker:
Squee, Planeswalker 1RR
+1 put a 1/1 goblin token with haste into play
-2 deals X to target creature, where X is gobs in play
-4 exile target card from a random library, if its a goblin card you may cast it for free
loyalty 3
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Humphrey
nice one
But when it comes to goblins, Id like to see a planeswalker:
Squee, Planeswalker 1RR
+1 put a 1/1 goblin token with haste into play
-2 deals X to target creature, where X is gobs in play
-4 exile target card from a random library, if its a goblin card you may cast it for free, otherwise you may cast it.
loyalty 3
I like him! :smile:
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
Stuffy, the Masochist (4)
Planeswalkers - Stuffy
Whenever a source deals damage to Stuffy Doll, add that many loyalty counters to Stuffy Doll instead.
-1 Stuffy deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of cards in hand in excess of four.
-1 Stuffy deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of cards in hand fewer than three.
-x Stuffy deals X damage distributed amongst any number of target creatures or players.
-6 Sacrifice Stuffy, put a Stuffy's Curse emblem into play that reads "Whenever an opponent moves from one phase to another, that player loses 1 life."
2 Loyalty
Art would be a picture of Stuffy in an electrical chair/throne, charging up as he gets damaged
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
Unbalanced Wish :1::w:
Sorcery
You may choose a card named
Armageddon, Balance or Cataclysm
you own from outside the game,
reveal that card, and put it into your hand.
Exile Unbalanced Wish.
"Thou shallt not kill."
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Bed Decks Palyer
Unbalanced Wish :1::w:
Sorcery
You may choose a card named
Armageddon, Balance or Cataclysm
you own from outside the game,
reveal that card, and put it into your hand.
Exile Unbalanced Wish.
"Thou shallt not kill."
You forgot Wrath of God in that pile.
This was my entry for Make the Card. Apparently it's too broken:
Consuming Knowledge :b::b::b:
Enchantment
Skip your draw phase.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an opponent. That opponent looks at the top five card of your library and separates those cards into two piles faced down. Put one pile into your hand and exile the other face down.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
(nameless one)
You forgot Wrath of God in that pile.
This was my entry for Make the Card. Apparently it's too broken:
Consuming Knowledge :b::b::b:
Enchantment
Skip your draw phase.
Skip your draw phase.*
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an opponent. That opponent looks at the top five card of your library and separates those cards into two piles faced down. Put one pile into your hand and exile the other face down.*
Holy fuck, I'd love that card. That would be SO fun to play with!
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
(nameless one)
You forgot Wrath of God in that pile.
No, I didn't, and I loved to have Wrath inthere, but I liked the "A..., B..., C..." list. :smile:
But yes, you're right, it should use Wog next to (or instead of) Cataclysm.
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Originally Posted by
(nameless one)
This was my entry for Make the Card. Apparently it's too broken:
Consuming Knowledge :b::b::b:
Enchantment
Skip your draw phase.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an opponent. That opponent looks at the top five card of your library and separates those cards into two piles faced down. Put one pile into your hand and exile the other face down.
I fear that this is broken. A repetable FoF? for three mana only?
Otoh you'd skip your draw and it makes nothing until your next upkeep...
IDK. There are other formats than Legacy, and I don't think that this would make a healthy Standard, but I still like the card!
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Bed Decks Palyer
No, I didn't, and I loved to have Wrath inthere, but I liked the "A..., B..., C..." list. :smile:
But yes, you're right, it should use Wog next to (or instead of) Cataclysm.
I fear that this is broken. A repetable FoF? for three mana only?
Otoh you'd skip your draw and it makes nothing until your next upkeep...
IDK. There are other formats than Legacy, and I don't think that this would make a healthy Standard, but I still like the card!
But you don't see the cards that you pick. You just go which pile looks appetizing.
Do I go with the pile with one card that my opponent purposely put there or do I go with the pile with the four cards and hope for the best. Alternatively, your opponent can split the piles to 2/3 but having lands and lands for days would suck.
Its an awesome mindfuck game.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
(nameless one)
But you don't see the cards that you pick. You just go which pile looks appetizing.
Do I go with the pile with one card that my opponent purposely put there or do I go with the pile with the four cards and hope for the best. Alternatively, your opponent can split the piles to 2/3 but having lands and lands for days would suck.
Its an awesome mindfuck game.
Unlike Necropotence, it's also quite better in multiples... :smile:
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
How about this hatebear:
Tax Investigator :1::w:
Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance
Spells can't be cast unless their mana cost was paid to cast them.
2/2
No more free counters, free Submerges, free Gitaxian Probes, Miracles, Cascade, suspended Visions, Omniscience shenanigans and flashback spells. Maybe I'm missing out a few things.
Question: Could you play :0: artifacts under this?
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Would a cycle of lands like this be too powerful?
Land - Island
Tap: Add U to your mana pool
Tap: Pay 1 life to add W or B to your mana pool
Essentially Murmuring Bosk without the coming into play tapped clause.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Barook
How about this hatebear:
Tax Investigator :1::w:
Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance
Spells can't be cast unless their mana cost was paid to cast them.
2/2
No more free counters, free Submerges, free Gitaxian Probes, Miracles, Cascade, suspended Visions, Omniscience shenanigans and flashback spells. Maybe I'm missing out a few things.
Question: Could you play :0: artifacts under this?
You could still pay phyrexian mana with life, as that's not an alternative casting cost. Yes, you could play things that cose :0: under it.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
I was thinking about a creature that can both spread wither tokens. What about something like this?
Cancermancer :b::b:
Creature - Human Wizard
T:Target creature gets a -1/-1 token. For every other creature with at least a -1/-1 token, proliferate.
"I'll be fine. It's just a little cold."
1/2
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Okee dokee, I know that it's not funny to quote myself, but I still think that this combinatory chart of mine offered some nice ideas. Like for example:
Opal Unicorn :2:
Artifact Creature - Unicorn Construct
:1: : Opal Unicorn becomes a non-creature
artifact until end of turn.
"Grokk, don't crash the statuette!
I... I like it. May I have it?"
_____________________________ 2/2
Basically an opposite to all the animated statues. Rules gurus, template this thing so that it works. :smile:
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
[SLAYER]chaos
Would a cycle of lands like this be too powerful?
Land - Island
Tap: Add U to your mana pool
Tap: Pay 1 life to add W or B to your mana pool
Essentially
Murmuring Bosk without the coming into play tapped clause.
I think WotC policy on lands is to not make things that are strictly an upgrade to basics, so yes this would be too strong.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
Good Black Planeswalker
2BB
Loyalty: 3
+1: Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.
+1: Draw a card and lose 1 life.
-5: Exile all cards from target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. For each card exiled this way, search that player's library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Good Black Planeswalker
2BB
Loyalty: 3
+1: Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.
+1: Draw a card and lose 1 life.
-5: Exile all cards from target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. For each card exiled this way, search that player's library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
I feel like the ultimate is at least one loyalty too cheap. -7 seems like it would be fair there given the mana cost and other abilities.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Good Black Planeswalker
2BB
Loyalty: 3
+1: Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature.
+1: Draw a card and lose 1 life.
-5: Exile all cards from target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. For each card exiled this way, search that player's library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
Based off of the Chandra, Pyromaster level of quality, I think the middle one would have to be +0. Her ability isn't even as good as a draw card, and I don't think the minus life balances that.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Aggro_zombies
I feel like the ultimate is at least one loyalty too cheap. -7 seems like it would be fair there given the mana cost and other abilities.
Fine fine.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Phoenix Ignition
Based off of the Chandra, Pyromaster level of quality
Maybe you didn't see the card name.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Maybe you didn't see the card name.
Chandra Pyromaster is pretty good. Not Liliana or Jace good, but I guess you just wanted to make an overpowered card.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Phoenix Ignition
Chandra Pyromaster is pretty good. Not Liliana or Jace good, but I guess you just wanted to make an overpowered card.
Like, a Legacy rather than Standard card, yes.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Like, a Legacy rather than Standard card, yes.
Should probably be 1BB with 3 loyalty, but -7 or -8 on the Ult.
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I'd love to see lands that say
Tap: Add 1G, lose 3 life.
Colored Ancient Tomb cycle would be awesome but an increase of life taken would have to balance it out.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
zulander
I'd love to see lands that say
Tap: Add 1G, lose 3 life.
Colored Ancient Tomb cycle would be awesome but an increase of life taken would have to balance it out.
Nce! I like it! But I fear it won't ever happen, it's too late now, AFAIK WotC said to not make new accelerants.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Bed Decks Palyer
Nce! I like it! But I fear it won't ever happen, it's too late now, AFAIK WotC said to not make new accelerants.
Glad they printed DRS before putting the breaks on all this accelerant nonsense. :P
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
Sudden Amnesia
2BB
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a black card from your hand.
Look at target player's hand. You may choose two non-land cards from it. That player discards those cards.
Stop Hitting Yourself
2RR
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a red card from your hand.
Gain control of target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new modes and targets for that spell.
Better Part of Valor
2WW
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a white card from your hand
Exile all permanents you control until the next beginning of the end step. Until end of turn you gain hexproof and your life total can't change.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Sudden Amnesia
2BB
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a black card from your hand.
Look at target player's hand. You may choose two non-land cards from it. That player discards those cards.
Stop Hitting Yourself
2RR
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a red card from your hand.
Gain control of target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new modes and targets for that spell.
Better Part of Valor
2WW
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a white card from your hand
Exile all permanents you control until the next beginning of the end step. Until end of turn you gain hexproof and your life total can't change.
Stop making more better FoW that are non-blue. You'll make the masses angry.
The red and white cards are cool too.
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There's been a lot of discussion around the community on reprinted duals. I'm against most ideas (such as reprinting, but just as a legendary) and was curious what you guys though of something like this:
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Rainbow Bridge
Legendary Land - Plains Mountain Swamp Island Forest
As long as Rainbow Bridge is in play, all opponents may choose to add a rainbow counter to lands in play. As opponent's lands come into play, they may choose to have them come in play with a rainbow counter. Lands with rainbow counters are all basic land types.
Haven't really thought it out, just popped into my head and was curious of your thoughts.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
JPoJohnson
There's been a lot of discussion around the community on reprinted duals. I'm against most ideas (such as reprinting, but just as a legendary) and was curious what you guys though of something like this:
Haven't really thought it out, just popped into my head and was curious of your thoughts.
coalition victory ftw
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
theillest
Haha, not sure this makes that card any more viable, but that is one of my favourite magic cards ever printed.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
GoblinSettler
Glad they printed DRS before putting the breaks on all this accelerant nonsense. :P
I meant :2: for :1: or :0: Like Sol Ring, Ancient Tomb, etc.
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I wish they would print this so I can play a proper Welder deck.
Recycled Mox :0:
Artifact
If Recycled Mox would enter the battlefield, you may discard an artifact card instead. If you do, put Recycled Mox onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
T: Add :1: mana to your mana pool.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Sudden Amnesia
2BB
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a black card from your hand.
Look at target player's hand. You may choose two non-land cards from it. That player discards those cards.
Stop Hitting Yourself
2RR
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a red card from your hand.
Gain control of target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new modes and targets for that spell.
Better Part of Valor
2WW
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a white card from your hand
Exile all permanents you control until the next beginning of the end step. Until end of turn you gain hexproof and your life total can't change.
The black one needs to be a sorcery. Casting two thoughtsiezes on turn zero that don't cost life is broken on its face.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
firebadmattgood
The black one needs to be a sorcery. Casting two thoughtsiezes on turn zero that don't cost life is broken on its face.
I'd rather have them be random discards and keep the instant speed. Sorcery-speeding discard is a handicap that feels increasingly outdated to me, black is already struggling in the power level department.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
Luklinda
Stop making more better FoW that are non-blue. You'll make the masses angry.
The red and white cards are cool too.
Thanks. I was proud of the white one particularly.
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
I'd rather have them be random discards and keep the instant speed. Sorcery-speeding discard is a handicap that feels increasingly outdated to me, black is already struggling in the power level department.
There are a couple of problems with instant-speed discard:
1) You can use it to lock players out on their draw steps, which is a pretty big NPE;
2) Less experienced players will not realize that you can't use the discard to effectively counter a spell;
3) If we ignore #1 and #2, it doesn't play significantly differently than regular discard since your opponent will always receive priority first on his turn, meaning he can cast the spell ahead of the discard unless you're trying to lock him out by forcing discards in the upkeep or draw step.
Also, compare your card to Unmask, which is a card that tends to show up in droves when unfair decks are trying to pull a fast one on the format.
I like the red one. The white one would be pretty interesting as a free Ghostway, but as-is it mostly just reads "Fuck you, Wrath," or "Fuck you, combo player." Actually, I like the sound of the latter point there...
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What do you guys think about this card? A new white, aggressive and disruptive one drop:
Monk of the Hidden Path (W)
Human - Monk
Sacrifice Monk of the Hidden Path: Target player cannot search his or her library until end of turn.
2/1
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Better Part of Valor
2WW
Instant
Alternate cost- Exile a white card from your hand
Exile all permanents you control until the next beginning of the end step. Until end of turn you gain hexproof and your life total can't change.
Isn't this one extremely broken with Ad Nauseam?
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Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
I just came up with an idea for an interesting hoser against spell-based decks that can also dodge mass removal (and might have its uses as a Commander):
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X, the Magehunter :r::w:
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
First strike, haste
When X, the Magehunter enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Whenever an opponent plays an instant or sorcery, you may exile X, the Magehunter. If you do, return X, the Magehunter to the battlefield under its owner’s control at the beginning of the next end step.
2/2
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Originally Posted by
Vicar in a tutu
Monk of the Hidden Path (W)
Human - Monk
Sacrifice Monk of the Hidden Path: Target player cannot search his or her library until end of turn.
2/1
I doubt Wizards would be keen to print another 1-mana fetchland hoser. Now if was a Silence instead, that might be more reasonable.