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10-18-2009, 05:22 PM
Humphrey

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Heres the final:

Goblin Fanatic :r:
Legendary Creature - Goblin Hero
First Strike, Protection from green
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1
10-18-2009, 05:29 PM
MattH

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Here's some cards I would want to see printed in the next set:

Imperial Recruiter
:2::r:
Creature — Human Advisor
1/1
When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Grim Tutor
:1::b::b:
Sorcery
Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. You lose 3 life.

Not joking, either.
10-18-2009, 05:36 PM
Humphrey

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Tutor would be ok, but Recruiter might be white now

As it comes to reprints. I need a new framed Wasteland
10-18-2009, 05:51 PM
FieryBalrog

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Guardian of Relics :2::w:
Creature

Artifacts you control have shroud.

0/5

Hippy Haters :1::b:
Creature

When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target green creature with CMC 2 or less.

2/1
10-18-2009, 05:55 PM
(nameless one)

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humphrey

Heres the final:

Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature - Goblin Hero
First Strike
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1

more goblins? Aren't goblin decklists tight already?

On Imperial Recruiter, didn't they just reprint Ruel?

Back before Zendikar was printed, I wanted them to print an elf that does the exact thing Oracle of Mul Daya does but it only costed :1G: and was a 1/2

I would love to see something like this:

Merfolk Pseudo-lord :uu:

Creature - Merfolk Wizard

Merfolk creatures you control have "whenever this creature becomes a target of a spell or ability for the first time, counter that spell or ability"

2/2

I know, it's essentially a Kira but it's a merfolk Kira. I would also love to see a merfolk version of Cephalid Constable.
10-18-2009, 06:01 PM
Humphrey

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

ok next card :D

Eeshas Sliver :w::w:
All Slivers have Protection from Creatures.
2/2
10-18-2009, 06:18 PM
rockout

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonex

I hope my suggestions aren't too broken:

Sudden Unbalance :4: :wg: :wg: :wg:
Instant
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
Cycling :2: :wg:
When you cycle Sudden Unbalance, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Yes, good call. Card is so good and it would replace itself.
10-18-2009, 06:19 PM
Humphrey

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockout

Yes, good call. Card is so good and it would replace itself.

Make it :2: :wg: :wg: :wg:

Btw:

Stormdrake :2: :u:
Creature - Drake
Flying
When Stormdrake enters the Battlefield look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library.
3/2
10-18-2009, 06:28 PM
Nonex

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humphrey

Make it :2: :wg: :wg: :wg:

Well, it looks better than Krosan Grip against Counterbalance, but I'm not so sure against other common targets, like Pernicious Deed or Engineered Explosives. It's almost useless against Sensei's Divining Top. Shouldn't cycling :3: :wg: be enough?
10-18-2009, 06:32 PM
Humphrey

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonex

Well, it looks better than Krosan Grip against Counterbalance, but I'm not so sure against other common targets, like Pernicious Deed or Engineered Explosives. It's almost useless against Sensei's Divining Top. Shouldn't cycling :3: :wg: be enough?

I mean normal CC
10-18-2009, 06:36 PM
Goblin Snowman

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humphrey

Stormdrake :2: :u:
Creature - Drake
Flying
When Stormdrake enters the Battlefield look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library.
3/2

Can it either draw a card or have Flash? Please?
10-18-2009, 06:40 PM
Pastorofmuppets

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

New Sinkhole :b::b:
Sorcery
Destroy target land.

I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere
10-18-2009, 06:40 PM
einhorn303

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humphrey

As it comes to reprints. I need a new framed Wasteland

Wasteland most definitely needs to be reprinted. Uncommon lands shouldn't cost 15 dollars. I don't think it'd mess with Standard at all, really, and it'd fit in great in Zendikar block. Other things that need reprints:

- Chain Lightning: If Lightning Bolt is fine...
- Stifle: Fits perfectly into the core set, such a simple and basic ability.
- Mox Diamond or Chrome Mox: Make it a Mythic rare, watch noobs opening it go nuts.
- Natural Order: Like Stifle, just a perfect "core set" card.
- Exploration: See above, also helps new players remember the "Only one land per turn" rule.

Quote:

Originally Posted by (nameless one)

Merfolk Pseudo-lord :uu:

Creature - Merfolk Wizard

Merfolk creatures you control have "whenever this creature becomes a target of a spell or ability for the first time, counter that spell or ability"

2/2

I know, it's essentially a Kira but it's a merfolk Kira. I would also love to see a merfolk version of Cephalid Constable.

It's funny how, with all the lords, Merfolk are basically Slivers now. Except all in one color.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastorofmuppets

New Sinkhole :b::b:
Sorcery
Destroy target land.

I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere

That means decks can play 8 Sinkholes...

Actually, you know how you can get around the Reserved List?

Collapse Land
BB
Sorcery (U)
You can't put Collapse Land into your deck if you have any cards named Sinkhole in it.
10-18-2009, 06:45 PM
TheBirdMan

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Where are these?

Aven Mentor :wu: :wu:
Creature - Bird Wizard
Flying Shroud
Sacrifice a bird: Draw a Card
1/3

Blade of Wings
:1: :w: Instant
Remove target creature from the game, put a 1/1 white bird token into play.

:2::u::w:
Aven Shenanigans
Tribal instant- Bird
you may remove a bird card from the game and pay a life instead of paying its mana cost
Counter target spell and put 2 1/1 White and Blue Bird tokens into play.
10-18-2009, 06:48 PM
Aggro_zombies

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goblin Snowman

Can it either draw a card or have Flash? Please?

No, because neither of those versions would have a snowball's chance in hell of getting printed at three mana. Considering we got a Hill Giant with cycling and without the ability to shuffle in Alara Reborn, this would probably cost two blue mana and be at least an uncommon if it were printed, if not even a rare.

This isn't too unbalanced, I think (and I would absolutely love it):

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...amTHISMUCH.jpg

EDIT:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastorofmuppets

I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere

The scarcity is doing you a favor, then. Pox is fucking terrible.

EDIT 2: Pretty please, Wizards?

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...n0512/Hope.jpg
10-18-2009, 07:20 PM
Pastorofmuppets

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aggro_zombies

Pox is fucking hilarious.

Fix'd. If I'm playing a serious Legacy tournament, my Merfolk are almost finished. I won't complain about Force costing that much, because I'll be using it for non-semicasual playgroup purposes.
10-18-2009, 08:03 PM
MEATROCKET

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Fixed Fanatic - :r: - 1/1 Goblin

Whenever Fixed Fanatic is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

:0:: Sacrifice Fixed Fanatic.

Also, Grim Tutor.
10-18-2009, 08:16 PM
AngryTroll

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

Mogg Radical [R]
Sacrifice Mogg Radical: Mogg Radical deals two damage divide between any number of target creatures or players.
1/1

That's slightly stronger than the original, actually, but pretty close to the original functionality (except that it can stop 3 x/1 attackers instead of just two).
10-18-2009, 08:19 PM
Aggro_zombies

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryTroll

If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

Mogg Radical [R]
Sacrifice Mogg Radical: Mogg Radical deals two damage divide between any number of target creatures or players.
1/1

That's slightly stronger than the original, actually, but pretty close to the original functionality (except that it can stop 3 x/1 attackers instead of just two).

And it kills X/2 guys dead without having to attack or block into them? That's actually a lot better than the original in many ways.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastorofmuppets

Fix'd. If I'm playing a serious Legacy tournament, my Merfolk are almost finished. I won't complain about Force costing that much, because I'll be using it for non-semicasual playgroup purposes.

Fair enough. I thought you were trying to build the deck for serious play.
10-18-2009, 08:31 PM
MEATROCKET

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryTroll

If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

I'm pretty sure the one I posted is the closest. In fact, I think it does everything that pre-M10 Fanatic did, and nothing more. And it's compact as hell.
10-18-2009, 08:38 PM
Hanni

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Just giving Mogg Fanatic first strike would make it playable again, and it's not like that puts it out of the power range for today's standards.

I'd like to see a new engine card similar to Loam get printed. Something like:

Brainburst
1U
Sorcery
Draw two cards.
Discard a card: return Brainburst from your graveyard to your hand.

Something along the lines of that, I guess. It might have to be 2U to not be overpowered.
10-18-2009, 08:41 PM
Humphrey

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humphrey

Heres the final:

Goblin Fanatic :r:
Legendary Creature - Goblin Hero
First Strike, Protection From Green
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1

We need pro green, too :P

Here we go
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8...fanaticprl.jpg
10-18-2009, 10:16 PM
DragoFireheart

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humphrey

We need pro green, too :P

Here we go
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8...fanaticprl.jpg

But what happens if he has to fight a Tundra Wolf?
10-18-2009, 10:55 PM
morgan_coke

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Mostly so I could run it in my Slide decks, but I'd love to see something like this get printed:

Kael-Thas, Planeswalker 1BGW

+2: Exile target permanent until the beginning of the end step.

+0: Sacrifice a land, search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped.

-X: Pay X life, Draw X cards.

3.

Pretty much my idealized planeswalker, or at least what I've always wanted one of the things to do.
10-18-2009, 11:04 PM
mOxMoNgEr

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

F*You Goblin :1::r:
Creature - Goblin
When F*You Goblin come into play, destroy target creature with power higher then printed on the card.If you do F*You Goblin gain haste.
2/2

Take that goyf! Gobo for life! :cool:
10-18-2009, 11:58 PM
EnemyWithin

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Torelina, Master Artificer 4UU
Planeswalker-Torelina
+1: Reveal the top 3 cards of your library. You may put all artifacts revealed this way into your hand.
+1: Sacrifice an artifact you control and destroy target nonland permanent.
-6: Search your library for 5 artifact cards and reveal them. Put all cards with converted mana cost 3 or less revealed this way into play, and the rest into your hand.
Loyalty: 4

My blue Stax deck needs another planeswalker. Might be a little broken, but I think the high mana cost balances it somewhat. And I couldn't think of a good fucking name, it's late here and I'm tired.
10-19-2009, 12:49 AM
Jason

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

I've been wanting an instant-speed draw-three for mono-blue control for some time now to complement Fact or Fiction

How about
:1: :u: :u: :u:
Instant
Draw three cards

or

:3: :u: :u:
Instant
Draw three cards

The first might be a little better, but it's still going to require a deck heavy in lands and heavy in blue. At least give me the second one! Inspiration is too weak and Opportunity is too slow!!
10-19-2009, 02:22 AM
badjuju

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason

I've been wanting an instant-speed draw-three for mono-blue control for some time now to complement Fact or Fiction

How about
:1: :u: :u: :u:
Instant
Draw three cards

or

:3: :u: :u:
Instant
Draw three cards

The first might be a little better, but it's still going to require a deck heavy in lands and heavy in blue. At least give me the second one! Inspiration is too weak and Opportunity is too slow!!

Good luck with that buddy.
It's been Wizard's mission to eternally subdue blue from progressive formats, though somehow they manage to mess up every set.
10-19-2009, 03:50 AM
DukeDemonKn1ght

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Here's what I want... (And yes, it's probably broken in half-- that's why I want it.)

The Holy-Fuck-Stick

:1:
Legendary Artifact

:0:, Sacrifice H-F-S: Draw a Card
:1:, Sacrifice H-F-S, pay 3 life: H-F-S deals 5 damage to target creature or remove up to 5 loyalty from target planeswalker
:2:, Sacrifice H-F-S, discard a card: Destroy target artifact or enchantment

...So yeah. I think it would be busted in half. I guess the question is: by how much?
10-19-2009, 03:56 AM
Mr.C

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Grim Tutor, Imperial Seal, Imperial Recruiter, whatever else might be marginally playable and runs the risk of becoming a $100 card overnight for no apparent reason.

And cards in Arabic, please. Or Korean again would be just fine.
10-19-2009, 04:02 AM
Aggro_zombies

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.C

Grim Tutor, Imperial Seal, Imperial Recruiter, whatever else might be marginally playable and runs the risk of becoming a $100 card overnight for no apparent reason.

And cards in Arabic, please. Or Korean again would be just fine.

*Waits patiently for Shock Troops reprint in Arabic.*
10-19-2009, 04:24 AM
Rizso

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Would like to see a good red / black beater or combination of thoes 2 colors. Always been a fan of the black red sense Machine head Decks in standard and in invasion block constructed. Really dont like the fact that red is pretty much just good for the burn spells and black for bob and discard spells.
10-19-2009, 09:06 AM
bokepa

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Tarmoeater - BG
Creature - Zombie
B: Remove a card from target graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on tarmoeater
1/1

BG has to be the king of graveyard and not sucky artifacts like Crypt or relic.

Warp reality UUW
Instant
Exile target non-land permanent or spell.

White has oblivion ring, so i dont think this is too strong

Merstill UU
Creature - Merfolk Wizard
Whenever an opponent plays a spell, put a -1/-1 counter on Merstill and draw a card.
1/1.

Merfolk standstill, dreaming is free.

Growing Troll GG
Creature - Troll
Remove card from your graveyard: Regenerate Growing troll and put a +1/+1 counter on it. You may play this ability only once each turn.
2/2

They are trying to make regen matter, so this is my try. Notice the cost of GG to not make tarmo 2.0.

Voracius vampire RB
Creature - Vampire
Haste Fly.
At end of your turn you lose 2 life.
4/1

Vampire's should be scary, this is very scary!

In fact i think they have to print very good creatures at casting cost 2 that mess with tarmo to diversify the meta. If they dont do that everybody will continue running tarmos
10-19-2009, 09:27 AM
Cthuloo

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

I would like black to have a big evasive beater that doesn't suck with confidant. Something like:

Bob best friend - 1BB
Creature - Care Bear
Flying, Echo 2BB
5/5

And I really would like to make Zombie a viable deck, maybe with a sort of modified lackey?

Zombie Servant - B
Creature - Zombie Minion
When Zombie Servant is put into your graveyard from play, you may pay 3 life. If you do, put target Zombie into play from your hand.
10-19-2009, 09:45 AM
Gheizen64

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Bounty W
Instant
As an additional cost to play bounty, tap an untapped creature you control. Destroy target creature with power 4 or more. Your creatures gain +1+1 until the end of turn.
Finally the monster has been killed!

White need a push. Too bad this is good in gobbo and nothing else, lol.
10-19-2009, 10:44 AM
santeria

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Goblin Pervert http://www.mtgthesource.com/forums/i...ies/mana/r.gif

Creature - Goblin

When goblin pervert deals combat damage to a player, put two 1/1 red goblin tokens onto the battlefield.

1/1
10-19-2009, 11:18 AM
Barook

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cthuloo

Zombie Servant - B
Creature - Zombie Minion
When Zombie Servant is put into your graveyard from play, you may pay 3 life. If you do, put target Zombie into play from your hand.

Why not something like this:

Zombie Lackey :b:
Creature - Zombie Minion
Whenever Zombie Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Zombie card from your graveyard into play.
1/1

Has synergy with Entomb, Zombie Infestation and the likes while fitting into the recurring Zombies theme.
10-19-2009, 11:27 AM
Cthuloo

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barook

Why not something like this:

Zombie Lackey :b:
Creature - Zombie Minion
Whenever Zombie Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Zombie card from your graveyard into play.
1/1

Has synergy with Entomb, Zombie Infestation and the likes while fitting into the recurring Zombies theme.

It would be great! It also has a nice sinergy with Putrid Imp (which is a zombie, too). I don't even think it would be too powerful, because you need Imp or Entomb to make it work on turn 2, and even then it's easier to stop than reanimate.
10-19-2009, 11:27 AM
quicksilver

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

I always wanted to see:

2:r:
Instant
Deal 2 damage to each creature.
10-19-2009, 11:48 AM
kabal

Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

Quote:

Originally Posted by quicksilver

I always wanted to see:

2:r:
Instant
Deal 2 damage to each creature.

+1

like it to be ...

2:r:
Instant
Deal 2 damage to each creature. If {:u:} was spent to cast "This Spell", draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

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