Had no idea about the equipment/phasing rule, thanks for the clarification on that one. I was aware you weren't making an uber-serious suggestion (see my Manriki-Gusari response for evidence, lol), but I wasn't aware of that trick.
@your question: As far as bounce spells, I don't know that I'd advocate sideboarding them these days either, I think it mostly depends what decks you're afraid of. But
Ensnaring Bridge usually still feels like an auto-scoop to me when it resolves.
Moat isn't quite as bad now that we have Commander, and I'm not aware of many decks that still run it. We have
Dismember for Llawan and Peacekeeper now, thank Fish-Jeebus, but Bridge is some bullshit if you don't have a counter for it... So I may also actually prefer
Wipe Away over
Echoing Truth at the moment, no matter how much I prefer Truth in a vacuum (which I do, by a hell of a lot).
As far as what I'd actually run to protect my ass from these things, right now I'm liking 2 Dismember in the main (very likely with a third in the board), 2-3 Spell Pierce in the board, and maybe 1 Wipe Away in the board. Thoughts?