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True-Name Nemesis fixed: The card should have been printed as is, but with the following text added (courtesy of Silvergill Adept): "As an additional cost to play True-Name Nemesis, reveal a Merfolk card from your hand or pay :3:". Maybe the number should be 2, whatever.
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Originally Posted by
Vicar in a tutu
True-Name Nemesis fixed: The card should have been printed as is, but with the following text added (courtesy of Silvergill Adept): "As an additional cost to play True-Name Nemesis, reveal a Merfolk card from your hand or pay :3:"
With that he could probably cost uu and be fine
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apple713
With that he could probably cost uu and be fine
Wow, Merfolk-decks would be very powerful if they consistantly dropped a turn 2 True-Name, I think his casting cost should still be 1UU.
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Two flashy human wizards. The first one is a new Magus (inspired by Hall of Gemstone), the second is a rewrite of another card I posted here on this thread, but this time it's white and has different wording, along with flash and 1 reduced power.
Magus of the Gemstone :1::g::g:
Creature - Human Wizard
Flash
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a color. Until end of turn, lands tapped for mana produce mana of the chosen color instead of any other color
2/1
Sisters of the Moongate :1::w:
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Flash
If a creature would enter the battlefield from its owner’s hand without being cast, exile it instead.
2/1
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Nice ones, I like the nostalgia (Gemstone dude) and usefulness (Sisters)!
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Uncommon Fetchable Dual
Land - basic type basic type
(Tap: Add one of the appropriate two colors.)
Uncommon dual etbs tapped
unless any player pays two life.
Uncommon dual cannot be tapped
for mana the turn it comes to play.
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Somethingify :1::w::g:
Instant
Destroy target creature or land.
"Because cmc3 instant LD is
definitely going to happen."
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Anythingify :1::w::r:
Instant
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
It can't be regenerated.
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I raised my eyebrows a little when I saw the 3 CMC instant removal spell for creatures and lands. Pretty cool, but something about it seems more like Rakdos. Maybe it should be :1::b::r:? Oh, and while we're on the subject of a targeted landdestruction spell, here is my newest card:
Emerald Aurora :1::g:
Enchantment
When Emerald Aurora enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Your lands have Hexproof.
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Big Flaming Pringles Can :r::r:
Legendary Enchantment - Potato Shrine
Whenever a spell you control deals damage to an opponent, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a card with the same name and exile it. Until end of turn, you may play that spell.
"Pew pew pew pew pew!!" -- Jaya Ballard, to herself, every day
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TsumiBand
Big Flaming Pringles Can :r::r:
Legendary Enchantment - Potato Shrine
Whenever a spell you control deals damage to an opponent, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a card with the same name and exile it. Until end of turn, you may play that spell.
"Pew pew pew pew pew!!" -- Jaya Ballard, to herself, every day
Haha, epic!! :laugh:
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Originally Posted by
Vicar in a tutu
I raised my eyebrows a little when I saw the 3 CMC instant removal spell for creatures and lands. Pretty cool, but something about it seems more like Rakdos. Maybe it should be :1::b::r:?
nono, Selsnya. Green for LD, white for creature kill. Also, it's meant to finish the cycle of Mortify, Putrefy and Anythingify.
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Originally Posted by
TsumiBand
Big Flaming Pringles Can :r::r:
Legendary Enchantment - Potato Shrine
Whenever a spell you control deals damage to an opponent, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a card with the same name and exile it. Until end of turn, you may play that spell.
"Pew pew pew pew pew!!" -- Jaya Ballard, to herself, every day
Very cool! Here is a new one:
Ripples of Death Phyrexian:b:
Enchantment
(Phyrexian can be paid with either :b: or 2 life.)
All creatures gain Echo :b: or 2 life (i.e. 1 black phyrexian mana)
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Moated Tower
land - Plains
~ etb tapped unless a sphinx
creature card is in your
command zone.
Add W or U to your mana pool.
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Polluted Lagoon
land - Island
~ etb tapped unless a kraken
creature card is in your
command zone.
Add U or B to your mana pool.
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Graveyard of Dragons
land - Swamp
~ etb tapped unless a dragon
creature card is in your
command zone.
Add B or R to your mana pool.
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Mountains of Might
land - Mountain
~ etb tapped unless a titan
creature card is in your
command zone.
Add R or G to your mana pool.
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Last Fortress Standing
land - Forest
~ etb tapped unless a wurm
creature card is in your
command zone.
Add G or W to your mana pool.
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...speaking of which:
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Dairdlagargladar :1::w::g::g::g:
Legendary creature - Wurm Mystic
Shroud
Whenever Dairdlagargladar goes to a
command zone as a result of a sacrifice
spell or effect controlled by your opponent,
you may return it otb at eot.
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Erratic Zeal :r::g:
Enchantment
Each player has, "At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one -- Target creature you control gets +2/-2 until end of turn; or creatures you control get +2/-2 until end of turn."
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I fail to see how that would be playable in any contructed format honestly.
The Little Dunns[B]
Human Rogue
Whenever one or more black creatures you control attacks, each opponent discards a card at random.
2/2
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Goblin Chef 1R
Creature- Goblin
When Gobin Chef enters the battlefield search
your library for 5 goblin cards and put them on
top of your library in a random order.
Sac: Add 3 red mana to your mana pool, use
this only to cast creature spells.
2/1
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Museion, Palace of Auras
Legendary Enchantment Land
T: Add :1: to your mana pool.
:1::w:,T: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Corrupt Relic :1::b:
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant artifact
The owner of the enchanted artifact must discard a card at random at the beginning of his or her upkeep.
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Sunken Grove
Land - Forest
T: add g to your mana pool
T: add u to your mana pool. Play this abiliity only if you control an island
Grassy Knoll
Land - Plains
T: add w to your mana pool
T: add g to your mana pool, activate only if you control a forest
There would be a full cycle of ten, with each land type being represented on one allied and one enemy pair.
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Ejhug, the Mediator :g::u:
Legendary Creature - Bird Mutant Advisor
Flying, trample
As Ejhug, the Mediator enters the battlefield, accord a number with an opponent. Ejhug, the Mediator enters the battlefield with an amount of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the accorded number, and that opponent draws cards equal to half that number, rounded up.
0/0
I very rarely dream of Magic. But when I do, the cards I dream of are surreal at best.
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Ghostly Consultation :5::b::b:
Instant.
Delve.
Draw 3 cards and lose 3 life.
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Awe :g::g:
Instant
Destroy target
non-attacking creature.
"Because magic of nature
should be able to deal
with its own objects."
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Grumpleturf
Land - Forest Mountain
If this is tapped for mana, if you don't control a Forest or a Mountain, this produces :1: instead of any other type.
"No I'm not asking for directions. I know where we are. No okay, I have no idea where we are. Look, listen, this vacation was YOUR idea. I didn't want this. I wanted to go to Red Lobster. You said Venice. Now we're in Venice. Maybe YOU can tell ME where the goddamned hotel is." -- Richard Footpalm, to his new wife Belinda
...+9 others = cycle.
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You realize that the whole drawback loses every meaning once you forget to add the word "another" somewhere in between the "control" and "a Forest". :laugh:
However, it's nice. Similar to checklands, yet different. Nice.
Flavour text, however... :smile:
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Richard Footpalm :3::r::g:
Legendary Creature - Human Nomad Mystic
Threshold - complete landwalk
(As long as there are seven
or more cards in your graveyard,
this creature is unblockable as
long as the defending player
controls any land.)
Whenever Richard Footpalm attacks,
search your library for a fetchland and
put it otb.
Ilus.: Richard Kane Fergusson
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Horse Fed Rob Ken's Grass :wg::wg:
Enchantment
:wg:, Sacrifice a land: Put two 2/2 green
and white Horse tokens with horsemanship otb.
:wg:, Sacrifice a horse: Return target basic land
from your graveyard otb tapped.
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Mesmerizing Utopia
Land
T: Add :1: to your mana pool.
T: If a creature you control would be put into your library from the battlefield this turn, it remains on the battlefield instead.
Who would want to leave such a beautiful world?
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Originally Posted by
Vicar in a tutu
Mesmerizing Utopia
Land
T: Add :1: to your mana pool.
T: If a creature you control would be put into your library from the battlefield this turn, it remains on the battlefield instead.
Who would want to leave such a beautiful world?
I'd like
Mesmerizing Utopia
Legendary Island
Phasing
T: Add U to your mana pool.
T, Put a creature you control on the top of your library: Mesmerizing Utopia phases out.
Would you want to leave such a beautiful world?
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http://i40.tinypic.com/fao491.jpg
Wrong wording!
Either it puts creature you own on top of your library, or it puts creature you control on top its owner's library!
/rulesnazism
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Originally Posted by
Sloshthedark
I'd like
Mesmerizing Utopia
Legendary Island
Phasing
T: Add U to your mana pool.
T, Put a creature you control on the top of your library: Mesmerizing Utopia phases out.
Would you want to leave such a beautiful world?
Although this variant is cool as well, the whole point of my card was to hose Terminus. As a bonus, Commander players get to use it to protect their generals from being tucked into the libraries with spells like Spin Into Myth.
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Originally Posted by
Bed Decks Palyer
http://i40.tinypic.com/fao491.jpg
Wrong wording!
Either it puts creature you own on top of your library, or it puts creature you control on top its owner's library!
/rulesnazism
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/44/44c33...0b0480cf74.jpg
you're right
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Originally Posted by
Vicar in a tutu
Although this variant is cool as well, the whole point of my card was to hose Terminus. As a bonus, Commander players get to use it to protect their generals from being tucked into the libraries with spells like Spin Into Myth.
Oh I did not realize the Terminus part, maybe because I don't play creatures much... I really dislike it then, narrow "hate" cards and cards hosing specific card are very wrong in terms of design approach in my eyes and hurts the game a lot...
I did not want to correct or improve your design just inspired me into what I find interesting, which are intricate cards with unusual functionality
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Bed Decks Palyer
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Horse Fed Rob Ken's Grass :wg::wg:
Enchantment
:wg:, Sacrifice a land: Put two 2/2 green
and white Horse tokens with horsemanship otb.
:wg:, Sacrifice a horse: Return target basic land
from your graveyard otb tapped.
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Perhaps I'm overestimating it but this card seems bonkers. Having the ability to end step put 12 unblockable power on the battlefield for 3 mana seems nuts, while also being able to grind games out with 2 mana 2/2's.
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trollking21
Perhaps I'm overestimating it but this card seems bonkers. Having the ability to end step put 12 unblockable power on the battlefield for 3 mana seems nuts, while also being able to grind games out with 2 mana 2/2's.
Yeah! :laugh:
But then again we got those 22 goblins on turn2 and this does very little the turn you play it. :smile:
End it makes you eat lands to have those 2/2 dudes.
Etc.
I know it's a silly card, but I was in a mood for making a silly things.
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Originally Posted by
Sloshthedark
Oh I did not realize the Terminus part, maybe because I don't play creatures much... I really dislike it then, narrow "hate" cards and cards hosing specific card are very wrong in terms of design approach in my eyes and hurts the game a lot...
I did not want to correct or improve your design just inspired me into what I find interesting, which are intricate cards with unusual functionality
If the card said "your creatures gain immunity to Terminus", then I would agree with you. But Mesmerizing Utopia is no more a narrow "hate" card than Homeward Path is against spells and effects that steal permanents. Utopia works against all effects that tuck your creatures, so it's useful in Commander / EDH, but in addition it also has applications in legacy. You can also use it in combinations with other cards. Cast Hallowed Burial and use Mesmerizing Utopia, so that all enemy creatures are tucked into their owner's library, but your creatures stay on the battlefield. The card has a lot of functionality beyond simply "hose Terminus".
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Originally Posted by
Vicar in a tutu
If the card said "your creatures gain immunity to Terminus", then I would agree with you. But Mesmerizing Utopia is no more a narrow "hate" card than Homeward Path is against spells and effects that steal permanents. Utopia works against all effects that tuck your creatures, so it's useful in Commander / EDH, but in addition it also has applications in legacy. You can also use it in combinations with other cards. Cast Hallowed Burial and use Mesmerizing Utopia, so that all enemy creatures are tucked into their owner's library, but your creatures stay on the battlefield. The card has a lot of functionality beyond simply "hose Terminus".
ok, I don't play EDH, I just apply Legacy optics
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Curse of Dementia:b::b:
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
If the enchanted player would discard a card, instead that player discards that card and an additional card at random.
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Constrain Rumination :w:
Instant
Each player can't draw more than one card this turn.
Flashback :1::w:
Calm your mind.
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Originally Posted by
Vicar in a tutu
Constrain Rumination :w:
Instant
Each player can't draw more than one card this turn.
Flashback :1::w:
Calm your mind.
That seems terribly conditional and like a mediocre SB card at best.
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Barook
That seems terribly conditional and like a mediocre SB card at best.
It might not be maindeckable, but I don't think every new card has to be.
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Doomward :w:
Instant
Target player gains protection from a color of your choice until end of the turn.
Emerge from the inferno unscathed.
Aegis Decomposer :2:
Artifact
When Aegis Decomposer enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Players and permanents lose protection and can’t have or gain protection.
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Ravensburg Torturer :1::b:
Creature - Human Advisor
Deathtouch
Whenever a player pays life, that player loses that much life.
2/1
Each sting of pain just magnifies his appetite.
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I just keep on spamming here:
Inspired Earthmaiden:g:
Creature - Nymph
Flash
Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it's not the first card he or she drew this turn, put a reverie counter on Inspired Earthmaiden.
Remove a reverie counter from Inspired Earthmaiden: Add :g:, :w:, or :r: to your mana pool.
0/2
Demented Hierarch:b:
Creature - Human Druid
Exalted
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, exile up to one card from an opponent's graveyard and that opponent loses 1 life.
0/1
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Contaminated Goblin Cart :1::r:
Creature - Goblin
Whenever you're dealt damage, sacrifice Contaminated Goblin Cart unless you sacrifice a Goblin.
If a land is tapped for mana, it produces :r: instead of any other type and amount.
1/1
Eww, they're dying all over our land.
Or something.
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LOLWut
Contaminated Goblin Cart :1::r:
Creature - Goblin
Whenever you're dealt damage, sacrifice Contaminated Goblin Cart unless you sacrifice a Goblin.
If a land is tapped for mana, it produces :r: instead of any other type and amount.
1/1
Eww, they're dying all over our land.
Or something.
Piggy-backing off this:
Goblin Plague Doctor RR
Creature - Goblin Shaman
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Goblin Plague Doctor unless yoUu sacrifice a goblin.
Goblin creatures you control have infect, and "at the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you sacrifice a goblin."
"'Cure me'? Oh. That makes more sense. I heard 'kill me'" - Snot -Snout Poxhide, chief of goblin medicine
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