Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
Oh jesus, I forgot about Progenitus (and every other fatty besides Goyf)! As it is, I figured you could cast FoW by removing a Goyf from game, cast WS, replace him with the removed Goyf, then either repeat the process or simply buy back WS and do it again.
It just all seems very conditional (and confusing), hence the "balanced" part, but on second thought, not so much.
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Not for Eternal purposes, just because.
Circle of Protection
:2::w::w:
Enchantment
:1:: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Fairbond
:3::g::g:
Enchantment
You may play any number of land cards each turn.
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Originally Posted by
Illissius
Not for Eternal purposes, just because.
Circle of Protection
:2::w::w:
Enchantment
:1:: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Fairbond
:3::g::g:
Enchantment
You may play any number of land cards each turn.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pr/19.jpg
Fairbond seems really strong.
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What happened to the title? TTTRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTHHH!!!!!!!!!! ~NC
I dont think a mod should change topics based on personal opinions...
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Rhystic FAIL
Instant
:0:
You win the game. Any player may pay :0: to prevent this.
You bought how many cases of Phophecy?
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Lastbond
:g::g:
Enchantment
You may play any number of land cards on your turn.
Lands you control enter the battlefield tapped.
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Wait, so this is just a card creation thread now? For shitty cards?
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...dingersCat.jpg
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Originally Posted by
Versus
Rhystic FAIL
Instant
:0:
You win the game. Any player may pay :0: to prevent this.
You bought how many cases of Phophecy?
I'd play this in storm.
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Originally Posted by
Wrath_Of_Houlding
I'd play this in storm.
Because every Storm player already packs playsets of Baubles and Spellbook.
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BTW, delve works fine with X spells. You declare the spell and the value of X, then pay costs, using delve to decrease the amount of mana you need to cast the spell. See Logic Knot for an X spell with delve.
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Originally Posted by
Versus
Rhystic FAIL
Instant
:0:
You win the game. Any player may pay :0: to prevent this.
You bought how many cases of Phophecy?
Haha! :laugh:
Will this combo with Mindslaver if you're using it during your opponent's turn?
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Merfolk Parrot
U
Swimming
0/1
Tap to add U to your mana pool.
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Originally Posted by
Willoe
Haha! :laugh:
Will this combo with Mindslaver if you're using it during your opponent's turn?
Yes. Since you make all decisions for that player, you can opt to not pay the :0: and win.
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Heh. I once came up with this:
Magus of the Island
:u:
Creature -- Human Wizard
1/1
T: Add :u: to your mana pool.
Would've been a perfect fit for Planar Chaos as part of the Magus cycle, while also working with the color-shifting theme. Of course, whether it's a good idea to reprint Llanowar Elves in blue is another thing entirely, and the answer is most likely no. But it's amusing nonetheless.
(Edit: As for why Island and not one of the other basic lands, that's obviously because they were only doing Magus versions of famous, broken lands.)
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Originally Posted by
Humphrey
What happened to the title? TTTRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTHHH!!!!!!!!!! ~NC
I dont think a mod should change topics based on personal opinions...
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Originally Posted by
Humphrey
I dont think a mod should change topics based on personal opinions...
I agree. It's offensive, misleading and inappropriate.
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Maveric78f
I agree. It's offensive, misleading and inappropriate.
Given half the stuff in this thread, I wouldn't say it's misleading...
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Savage tech :u:
instant
target creatures loses shroud
Safe Haven :1::u::u::u:
sorcery
Roll a D20. Whenever you roll 1 to 19, you don't lose the game.
Whenever you roll 20, you roll again.
The irony is great in this one!
Newly born beast :1::g:
creature - beast
~ comes into play tapped
haste