Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
Confidant = "draw" cards, lose life -> black.
This = "play" lands, reveal lands, draw lands -> green.
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Originally Posted by
umbowta
Way to go, Nihil Credo. The thread has now devolved into total idiocy. At least before folks were trying to maintain the pretense of intelligence.
I aggree, i really liked this thread before :(
Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread
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Originally Posted by
johanessen
What about that?
Dark Guide, 1B, 2/1, Human Wizard Druid
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put that card into your hand.
Why's he black? Seems like a green ability to me.
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Originally Posted by
johanessen
What about that?
Dark Guide, 1B, 2/1, Human Wizard Druid
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put that card into your hand.
That card is the greenest thing ever, not black.
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Originally Posted by
Valdez
Confidant = "draw" cards, lose life -> black.
This = "play" lands, reveal lands, draw lands -> green.
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Originally Posted by
Phoenix Ignition
Why's he black? Seems like a green ability to me.
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Originally Posted by
Anusien
That card is the greenest thing ever, not black.
Okay, take it green then :D
Card Advantadge Lotus Cobra 1G
Creature - Snake Shaman
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put that card into your hand.
2/1
PD: that's not a shitty card btw
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Originally Posted by
johanessen
PD: that's not a shitty card btw
I read it as a shitty thread about card creation, not a thread about the creation of shitty cards
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"Magical Spell That Stops Other Spells from Happening"
Instant
:u: :u:
Counter target spell
what'ya think? Too powerful?
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Originally Posted by
DownSyndromeKarl
"Magical Spell That Stops Other Spells from Happening"
Instant
:u: :u:
Counter target spell
what'ya think? Too powerful?
Yeah, too powerful. This is the shitty thread, change it to 1UU and you have a shitty card!
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Meddling Necromancer UB (maybe BB)
When Meddling Necromancer comes into play, if Meddling Necromancer is in play, return target creature card from any graveyard into play under target player’s control. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
1/2
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Originally Posted by
RogueMTG
Meddling Necromancer UB (maybe BB)
When Meddling Necromancer comes into play, if Meddling Necromancer is in play, return target creature card from any graveyard into play under target player’s control. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
1/2
Broken as hell with Entomb/Phage shenanigans. Two card T2 win? Yes please.
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Originally Posted by
Wrath_Of_Houlding
Broken as hell with Entomb/Phage shenanigans. Two card T2 win? Yes please.
Damn, they're on to me >_>.
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How about Ob Nixilis? Except as a 3/4 instead of a 3/3... :really:
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Originally Posted by
DukeDemonKn1ght
How about Ob Nixilis? Except as a 3/4 instead of a 3/3... :really:
Why? You still get to play a land without passing priority after casting him, so it will at least be a 6/6 before your opponent can bolt it :wink:
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Originally Posted by
Cthuloo
Why? You still get to play a land without passing priority after casting him, so it will at least be a 6/6 before your opponent can bolt it :wink:
Except that the landfall ability is a triggered ability and thus uses the stack.
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When I saw the name Meddling Necromancer, the only thing I could think of was this:
Meddling Necromancer UB
Creature - Human Wizard
As ~ enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
The named card can't be cast from a graveyard.
2/2
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Originally Posted by
Malchar
When I saw the name Meddling Necromancer, the only thing I could think of was this:
Meddling Necromancer UB
Creature - Human Wizard
As ~ enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
The named card can't be cast from a graveyard.
2/2
So much worse than normal Meddling Mage who does this already...
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Here's something more legitimate that I've been tinkering with for a while:
Dark Pylon 3B
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice ~: Destroy target nonblack creature.
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Originally Posted by
Malchar
Here's something more legitimate that I've been tinkering with for a while:
Dark Pylon 3B
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice ~: Destroy target nonblack creature.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS