After he cleaned his monitor off.Quote:
Originally Posted by xsockmonkeyx
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After he cleaned his monitor off.Quote:
Originally Posted by xsockmonkeyx
Write in for emidln.
He is very slow to write/update his primers, but is certainly 1 of the most innovative and skilful deck builders.
His work on both the stax and storm archetypes has been a pleasure to read.
Wow...Cavius the Great? Which deck did he make that even T8'd once at a major tournament?
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Originally Posted by Happy Gilmore
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Crap! This is the bad joke that never died. PPL keep falling for it.
It's like "band camp" and "Vote for Pedro."
Anyone remember LichPoke? That was truly amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by xsockmonkeyx
Cavius the Great's decks make my eyes bleed, for cereal have you seen Elephant Stompy?
"I no vote"- Ron Paul
Obviosuly the winner of this should be My_Name_Is_Scott.
You mean swarmyard + changling stompy? Sure, but you could call it goat stompy and it wouldn't make much more difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by HammafistRoob
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g4...4/Lichpoke.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by raharu
Some mod should make it his avatar.
xsockmonkeyx, you're my hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by xsockmonkeyx
EDIT: again.
I Top8'ed at a tournament with Enchantress Bloom in a 22 person tournament. I do better than half the people mocking me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Gilmore
WTF! Why isn't Enchantress Bloom in the fucking LMF then!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavius The Great
Congratulations, you're in the 51st percentile. Want a cookie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavius The Great
edit: insert rant about how all the people mocking you have half a clue here.
I had to vote for "The Source user formly known as Wastedlife" (not sure what he decide his name is now). It's the whole team thing plus TES gets alot of play.
22 person tournament...CONGRADUFUCKINGLATIONS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavius The Great
Don't hate the player, hate the game!!!
Criticizing others is a form of insecurity. And you guys are "brimming" with it. :wink:
Seriously. I found Pedro severely lacking in political experience, to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter_Rotten
And I'll reiterate here that we weren't just poking fun at Cavius. He just happened to be the deckbuilder on the Source that people would be most surprised at winning. The joke is on everyone else.
And apparently it's the gift that keeps on giving.
As long as we're pulling out our ePeens here, I day two'd an 893-man tournament on the back of a 7-2 record with CounterSliver in a Legacy where Flash was legal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavius The Great
Pipe down.
No I hate people who talk the shit that they are amazing at a game called Magic: The Gathering and play fucking scrubs all day long at 22 people or less local tournaments. For Christ sake we have an ADEPT claiming he is unbeaten in 70+ matches (which he may be) but who fucking cares? If you are not playing against quality competition it doesn't mean shit. Go to the bigger tournaments in (Cuse, Mass, VA) where quality competition exists, do well, then talk shit. I have played shitty decks to success at local 12-20 man tournaments (Elephant Graveyard.dec anyone?) but you don't see me putting Creator of shit.dec in my sig do you? There is a lot of people on this forum who just love to suck each other's cocks because they came up with this deck, that deck, they are an adept, mod, admin, or whatever. Don't let it go to your head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavius The Great
Amen to thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Afro
Afro is my new hero.
Congrats at beating some scrubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavius The Great
Afro is right though, thread over.
If you have to defend a claim of being good at Magic, you aren't.
Not that I really care, though maybe in the past I might have, but...
How many players (obviously not in the U.S. because no one here plays anything I invent) Top 8'd in foreign countries with U/W/b Fish when I brought it into Legacy existance? With exact decklist copies half the time, mind you. Not that it matters but Fish also Top 8'd (though I realize it was due to Flash) the most recent GP in the last few years with the EXACT same MD that I had listed but with a slightly different SB. How many players Top 8'd in foreign countries with B/w/g Deadguy Rock, half the time with exact decklist copies?
I'm not saying I've impacted the format heavier than other players (because obviously I haven't), especially given the fact that I've only played in 3 tournaments in my whole life and I haven't really done anything with magic in like a year, BUT... it's kinda sad that I didn't even get mentioned at all. Though, I completely understand why, since the foreign (mainly the Germans, I believe) metagames and decks that shape them aren't as acknowledged on the Source. I just wanna put on the record that alot of those German tournaments had HUGE showings, btw (like 50+ easy).
And yea, I realize this whole thing was a joke... but that's not the point. I stop posting for a while and then I become completely forgotten. :(
EDIT: I didn't read the all the pages before I actually posted... and now that I've actually skimmed through them all, I actually feel RETARDED for even posting in this thread. Whatever, I'm not deleting what I posted.
I don't know whether to be upset or honored that I wasn't nominated.
I top-8ed at a 23 man tourney with Merfolks last week, can I have a cookie too?
When the fuck did this thread get unlocked? :cool:
You may have been it's most vocal supporter, but UWB fish's creation was always in contention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanni
It actually turned up at a UK tournament slightly before you made your 1st post about it, so I never actually saw you as the creator and thus invalidated from " deck builder".
Your work afterwards was actually really good untill you left, but you have to remember while thesource has made dramatic improvements to it's foreign policy, it is still an American site with largely Ammerican audience.
If there ever was a real poll of influential European players, I'm sure yourself and Eldarial would be on it, along with a lot of German players.
Proclaiming yourself as a 'Great' is a form of insecurity.:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavius The Great
I really didn't put too much thought into the choices of the poll. Hell, I included OTHER in a contest with a prize. Anyone have Other's addres? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanni
724 Whogivesashit BoulevardQuote:
Originally Posted by Peter_Rotten
East Bumblefuck, NY
I don't know the Zip off hand.
I'm just going to put it out there that if you had a problem at any point with not being on this list, you probably have an ego problem.
And when an Elgin-blooded tells you you have an ego problem, you have an ego PROBLEM.
Fuck off JP. I'm amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Afro
@ Hanni - Remember that time Wizards printed Tarmogoyf and completely invalidated your fish deck? That was hilarious.
You make Goyf sound like an April Fool's joke. Too bad it seems to stick around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightmare
This is the April Fool's joke that just keeps giving, well done.
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Originally Posted by Ewokslayer
Schenectady's is 12345.
That's the combination an idiot would put on his luggage!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dilettante
Excellent reference. <3 Mel Brooks.Quote:
Originally Posted by freakish777