Obligatory shitty card creation thread

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Originally Posted by miguelmatix

Yeah... maybe busted but very very nice. One more mana or make it cost: :w::g::g:

The lands could bring back some cool cards like spiritmonger, anurib b, Juzam Djinn, etc. The same concept could be used to other creatures like Demons, Dragons and Angels.

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Mines of Moria - land
Tap "add 2 mana of any color to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Dwarves and Goblins."


Definitely seeing it in a "Dwarves vs. Goblins" precon that brings some powerful dwarves so that the tribe is at least bit more playable:


Stoneforge Welder :1::r:
Creature - Dwarf Artificer

Tap, sacrifice an artifact with cmc X:
Search your library for an artifact card
with cmc X+1 and put it otb. If it's
an equipment card attach it to ~.


"I wrecked your ashtray, boss.
But look I made you a jitte."

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Dwarven Tunneler :1::r::r:
Creature - Dwarf

~ can't be blocked by creatures
with flying.

Other Dwarf creatures you control get
+1/+1 and can't be blocked by creatures
with flying.
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Originally Posted by Bed Decks Palyer

Mines of Moria - land
Tap "add 2 mana of any color to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Dwarves and Goblins."


Definitely seeing it in a "Dwarves vs. Goblins" precon that brings some powerful dwarves so that the tribe is at least bit more playable:


Stoneforge Welder :1::r:
Creature - Dwarf Artificer

Tap, sacrifice an artifact with cmc X:
Search your library for an artifact card
with cmc X+1 and put it otb. If it's
an equipment card attach it to ~.


"I wrecked your ashtray, boss.
But look I made you a jitte."

________________________ 1/2




Dwarven Tunneler :1::r::r:
Creature - Dwarf

~ can't be blocked by creatures
with flying.

Other Dwarf creatures you control get
+1/+1 and can't be blocked by creatures
with flying.
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Exactly. Printing conditional lands could boost some creature types and revive some old favorites.

The Stoneforge Welder is very nice.
Red should also have a GOOD dragon - thundermaw and stormbreath are cool but we need something faster:

Pyro, the flame :2::r::r:

Creature - legendary Dragon

"Spells that target Pyro cost :2: more to play"
Flying, Haste

4/4

Mines of Moria would be so broken in Legacy Goblins! T1 WInstigators or double Lackeys?
With Chrome Mox, T1 Warchief, T2 triple Piledriver FTW


Krovikan Bog
Land
Enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add 3 mana of any color to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Frogs, Toads, Insects and Crocodiles. If the spell is named "Chub Toad", search your library for any number of cards with that name and put them on the stack. They are all uncounterable.

Cloud Nine
Land
T: Add 1W to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Angels, Griffins, Unicorns and Phelddagrifs.

Balduvian Forest
Land
T: Add 1G to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Bears, Badgers, Rhinos and Wurms.

Lost City of Atlantis
Land
T: Add 1U to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Fish, Serpents, Leviathans and Homarids.

Ravnican Sewers
Land
T: Add 1B to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Rats, Scorpions, Slugs and Thrulls.

Coal Mines
Land
T: Add 1R to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Orcs, Dwarves, Ogres and Dragons.

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Originally Posted by FTW

Mines of Moria would be so broken in Legacy Goblins! T1 WInstigators or double Lackeys?

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:cry:
True...

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Originally Posted by FTW

Coal Mines
Land
T: Add 1R to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Orcs, Dwarves, Ogres and Dragons.

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That's much much better!

Archetype of Speed :r:

Enchantment Creature — Elemental

Creatures you control have haste.

Creatures your opponents control lose haste and can't have or gain haste.


"Is it not the embodiment of our fears?"
—Prokopios, astronomer of Meletis

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Runescale Hatchling - 1RR
Creature - Dragon
Flying, Haste
Whenever an instant or sorcery an opponent controls targets ~, you may copy it. If you do, you may choose new targets for the copy.
2/2

EDIT:

Spirit of the Seasons - 1G
Enchantment Creature - Spirit
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may sacrifice a land. If he or she does, he or she may return target land card from his or her graveyard to the battlefield.
"Death cannot exist without life. That is why Erebos took me to be his queen."
2/2

RR
Creature - Shapeshifter
During your turn, all creatures get +1/-1.
During your opponents turn, all creatures get -1/+1.
2/2

I'm curious if anyone's created a red tool against combo that's powerful enough, but not too overpowered or ham-fisted, and fits within what red does.

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Originally Posted by Scott

I'm curious if anyone's created a red tool against combo that's powerful enough, but not too overpowered or ham-fisted, and fits within what red does.

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Mindrite Shaman :1::r:
Creature - Human Shaman
Whenever a player would draw a card, if that draw is not that player's first draw for the turn, he or she discards a card instead.
2/1

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Originally Posted by Scott

I'm curious if anyone's created a red tool against combo that's powerful enough, but not too overpowered or ham-fisted, and fits within what red does.

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Devil's Due - R
Instant
You gain control of target triggered or activated ability.

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Originally Posted by Scott

I'm curious if anyone's created a red tool against combo that's powerful enough, but not too overpowered or ham-fisted, and fits within what red does.

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Cultist of Suffering :1::r:

Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever a player casts a spell with converted mana cost 3 or less, Cultist of Suffering deals 1 damage to that player.


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Red card? Naaah, let's stay with Blue, right?


Delver of the things already known
U
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If an instant or a sorcery is revealed, transform Delver of the things already known.
3/2

Flipside:
1/1

Greetings

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Originally Posted by Einherjer

Red card? Naaah, let's stay with Blue, right?


Delver of the things already known
U
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If an instant or a sorcery is revealed, transform Delver of the things already known.
3/2

Flipside:
1/1

Greetings

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Unless you are trying to make it as broken as possible, I think it would be more fitting if it transformed unless you reveal an instant or sorcery each turn.

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Originally Posted by BKclassic

Unless you are trying to make it as broken as possible, I think it would be more fitting if it transformed unless you reveal an instant or sorcery each turn.

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It's blue - fairness is no meassure of ours.

Greetings

I wish that these were in some old edition (preferably Homelands, but of course, Weatherlight is much more appropriate - just move Winding Canyon to Visions):

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Fertile Jungle
Land

~ enters the battlefield tapped.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers...ap&type=symbol, Sacrifice ~: Search your library
for an Island or Forest card
and put it onto the battlefield.
Then shuffle your library.
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Lonely Fortress
Land

~ enters the battlefield tapped.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers...ap&type=symbol, Sacrifice ~: Search your library
for a Plains or Mountain card
and put it onto the battlefield.
Then shuffle your library.
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Parched Prairie
Land

~ enters the battlefield tapped.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers...ap&type=symbol, Sacrifice ~: Search your library
for a Plains or Swamp card
and put it onto the battlefield.
Then shuffle your library.
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Slack Water
Land

~ enters the battlefield tapped.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers...ap&type=symbol, Sacrifice ~: Search your library
for a Swamp or Forest card
and put it onto the battlefield.
Then shuffle your library.
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Warm Lake
Land

~ enters the battlefield tapped.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers...ap&type=symbol, Sacrifice ~: Search your library
for an Island or Mountain card
and put it onto the battlefield.
Then shuffle your library.
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If Weatherlight would be too soon to complete the cycle, they should have finished it no later then Urza/MMQ block. Even now I'd love to see those lands, though the new frame (and the many fetches printed in the meantime since 1997) would kinda kill them.

Fiery shadow :r::r::b:

Creature - Demon

Flying

3/4



Oblivion map :1:

Artifact

You can't play lands

:1:, tap: search your library of a land card and put in play

Here's a shitty card:

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True-Name Nemesis
:1::u::u:
Creature - Merfolk Rogue

As True-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a player.

True-Name Nemesis has protection from the chosen player. (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything controlled by that player.)

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Terrible in multiplayer and makes one-on-ones boring.

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Originally Posted by Scott

I'm curious if anyone's created a red tool against combo that's powerful enough, but not too overpowered or ham-fisted, and fits within what red does.

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Hijack - RR
Instant
Gain control of all copies of target spell (except for the targeted spell). You may choose new targets for the copies.

Double red mostly so blue cannot abuse it. Typed off something Red already does (e.g. Wild Ricochet)

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Originally Posted by miguelmatix

Fiery shadow :r::r::b:
Oblivion map :1:

Artifact

You can't play lands

:1:, tap: search your library of a land card and put in play

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So broken in Elves and 12Post that I love it

Beggar's Cardboard :0:

Typeless

Beggar's Cardboard may be cast or played at any time.

If this card would be revealed, or change zones and be revealed, its owner names a card that costs $20 USD or more. Beggar's Cardboard gains a boxwine counter named X where X is the number of times a card has gained a boxwine counter this game, and becomes that card until that boxwine counter is removed. That counter can't be removed from this card until the game is over and remains on the card in all zones. (This effect occurs prior to placing the spell on the stack if it's being cast or played, so the spell can't be cast or played if the named spell couldn't be cast or played. Naming a card which causes your deck to become illegal in the format it's being played in may cause a game loss.)

When the game is over, remove all boxwine counters from all cards in all zones.

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