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You forgot Poland!
Landlocked Lemur :1::g:
Creature - Beast
As -this- ETB, search your library for a land card and put it on the battlefield. That land remains on the battlefield until- this- leaves the battlefield. Shuffle that land into your library as -this- leaves the battlefield.
2/2
It uses the modern 'until' wording so it is shenanigan-free.
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TsumiBand
It uses the modern 'until' wording so it is shenanigan-free.
And that's bad! How may I use the Lemur with gating and stamepding creatures? :frown:
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Bed Decks Palyer
And that's bad! How may I use the Lemur with gating and stamepding creatures? :frown:
Honestly i can't imagine them putting any Nature's Lore type effect on a 2 mana 2/2 without closing the loopholes. Maybe I'm pessimistic :/
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Plippir, Chief Librarian :r:
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Players take 1 damage for each card he or she draws
2/1
Notes
Fuck you Brainstorm.
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TsumiBand
Honestly i can't imagine them putting any Nature's Lore type effect on a 2 mana 2/2 without closing the loopholes. Maybe I'm pessimistic :/
That 2/2 guy is legendary. Others search for basic, all of them put them tapped and they got Squire's p/t for double colored mana. I don't think they're too powerful, but if they're op, then simply colorshift them into blue, give them flying or pro:you and they should be fine.
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Banestorm
-1-
-Instant-
Draw 3 cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library. If you control an Island, punch yourself in the dick and give your opponent 20 bucks.
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I modified a design from Finn a bit:
Goblin Spellthief :r::r:
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Spellthief can't be countered.
Haste
Whenever Goblin Spellthief attacks, defending player reveals the top card of his or her library. If it’s an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 3 or less, you may exile that card. If you do, you may cast a copy of that card without paying its mana cost.
2/2
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Boros Tatonka :w::r:
Creature - Buffalo Soldier
Lifelink
When -this- ETB, it deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
"Chop chop chop" Daisy, Kathy's House
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Orzhova Councilman :w::b:
Creature - Human Cleric
As long as -this- is exiled, white creatures you control and black creatures you control get +1/+1.
Exile -this-: target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
2/1
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TsumiBand
Orzhova Councilman :w::b:
Creature - Human Cleric
As long as -this- is exiled, white creatures you control and black creatures you control get +1/+1.
Exile -this-: target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
2/1
So, is this a "make your own card for your own EDH" contest? :)
If the answer is "yes", then...
Krosan Glaciers
Land
~ etb tapped.
:2:, tap: Search your library
for Forest or Plains and put it
otb tapped. Return ~ to your
hand eot.
:tongue:
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Giant Mountain Goat :rg::rg:
Creature - Goat Giant
If at any time you control a Swamp, Plains, or Island, sacrfice ~.
5/5
Flash Boil :r:
Sorcery
Destroy target Island an opponent controls and target land you control
Jund Monster :g::r::b:
Creature - Beast
Whenever an opponent draws a card that isn't the first draw of their draw step you may pay 1 life and draw a card.
2/4
Anti Mage Sword :1::g::w:
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 for each each instant and sorcery card in target opponent's graveyard and gains protection from blue and red.
Equip Remove two target instant or sorcery cards from an opponent's graveyard.
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Originally Posted by
Bed Decks Palyer
So, is this a "make your own card for your own EDH" contest? :)
If the answer is "yes", then...
Krosan Glaciers
Land
~ etb tapped.
:2:, tap: Search your library
for Forest or Plains and put it
otb tapped. Return ~ to your
hand eot.
:tongue:
Haha no way man, I mean sure -- but I'd play that guy as a 5-of in constructed
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I think I've come up with a card that kills Brainstorm's dominance for good, is fast and cheap enough to be maindeckable as a 4-of by any deck that doesn't want to run other cantrips/card draw (and thus not being a mandatory card like Mental Misstep):
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Relic of the Ancients :1:
Legendary Artifact
Flash
When Relic of the Ancients enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Whenever a spell or an ability of a card not named Relic of the Ancients causes a player to draw a card, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.
Being Legendary mainly prevents blow-outs in multiples, yet it's never dead because it still replaces itself when played. Since it's a colorless cantrip, it also helps the consistency of the decks that don't run card draw otherwise.
Is this card ridiculous? Yes, but so are Brainstorm and company. Could cost :2: and be uncounterable instead to be more balanced, but you get the point.
Edit: Or to make it actually reasonable:
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Relic of the Ancients :1:
Legendary Artifact
Relic of the Ancients can't be countered.
When Relic of the Ancients enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Whenever a spell or an ability of a card not named Relic of the Ancients causes a player to draw a card, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.
Still good, but no immediate CA/Ancestral Recall potential. Also, more in line with Relic of Progenitus and friends.
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[SLAYER]chaos
Flash Boil :r:
Sorcery
Destroy target Island an opponent controls and target land you control
Raze exists, nearly the same thing.
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Active Volcano is better.
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Dice_Box
Active Volcano is better.
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More Active Volcano :r:
Instant - Malice
Destroy target Island.
Sacrifice an Island.
"Not exactly RUG material."
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Goblin Flagbearer :r:
Creature - Goblin Soldier
Goblin spells cost :1: less to cast
2/1
Notes: There hasn't been any real power-creep with goblin creatures for quite some time. Meanwhile, other creatures have entered the meta: Deathrite Shaman, True-Name, Delver, etc. Goblin Flagbearer is essentially Goblin Warchief, but is 2/1 instead of 2/2, doesn't grant haste and makes all goblin spells cost less, even those cast by your opponent (this would really only be relevant in a mirror match). All this for two mana less. Goblin Flagbearer can attack into Deathrite, unlike Lackey. The point isn't to make Lackey obsolete, I just want to make another really good goblin 1-drop.
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Wizards will never print a symetric creature, because 21 y/o children dislike them "how come mah goblin helpz the other goblinz?" :rolleyes:
Good design. I think there could be a boost in other colors, too. White for soldiers/knights, black for imps/thrulls, green for dryads/beasts, blue for homarids/drakes/leviathans or some other silly tribe. Nerf blue, improve other colors, introduce some interesting not often seen tribes to shake up things in less mainstream formats like Tribal Wars, all this in a Homelands/TSPblock setting with reasonable power level. Must be good.
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Bed Decks Palyer
Wizards will never print a symetric creature, because 21 y/o children dislike them "how come mah goblin helpz the other goblinz?" :rolleyes:
Good design. I think there could be a boost in other colors, too. White for soldiers/knights, black for imps/thrulls, green for dryads/beasts, blue for homarids/drakes/leviathans or some other silly tribe. Nerf blue, improve other colors, introduce some interesting not often seen tribes to shake up things in less mainstream formats like Tribal Wars, all this in a Homelands/TSPblock setting with reasonable power level. Must be good.
It would be cool if Slivers got even more love in a special product. Something similar to like Elvish Visionary or Silvergill Adept, something that allows Slivers to draw cards.
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There's that Sliver that gives all Slivers defender and "when this ETB draw a card" but you probably wanted one w/out the drawback right :P
Actually now that I think about it that guy might be randomly OK with Hibernation Sliver (not in Legacy, just in a 'cards that do stuff together' way)