[Announcement ] Legacy - 07/19/08; Syracuse, New York; $1000 cash prize Legacy

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Originally Posted by Deep6er

As an aside, we might have Ewokslayer (Top8'er of every goddamn tournament he fucking plays in) showing up to this. Can someone end his reign of terror/winning?

EDIT: Certainly won't be me. I've only beaten him once. Ever. I'm pretty sure I had to use up all of my future winnings against him in order to do it too. Welder Survival vs. Goblins? The fuck?

EDIT2: In case it's not clear, I was playing Welder Survival. God was that list terrible. I hate you Ian.

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That almost sounds as bad as the Solidarity/Enchantress match.

Oh no, it's worse. The deck's answer to Goblin Lackey on the play? Pray. Pray to whatever god you think will make a bargain with you to strike down your opponent before he can attack. That's it. I'm completely serious. That list was terrible.

Also, in other news, Ian likes boys.

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Originally Posted by A Legend

So I hear you like Long Island Teas, eh?

Well, Mr. Bopper, you're in for hell.

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Aw fuck. You remember the last time I was drinking Long Island Iced Teas with you? Good, 'cause I sure as fuck don't.

Mother fucker, I'm a buying yous a round of booze!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by A Legend

Mother fucker, I'm a buying yous a round of booze!!!!!!!

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As long as you're not poking some hot chick, amirite?

I'm budgeting this next month to include like eighty dollars of booze.

I intend to drink it the weekend of the 19th.

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Originally Posted by TeenieBopper

As long as you're not poking some hot chick, amirite?

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you can poke all night. i'm gonna rick roll all up in some bitches face until she dances like i tell her to

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Originally Posted by Deep6er

As an aside, we might have Ewokslayer (Top8'er of every goddamn tournament he fucking plays in) showing up to this. Can someone end his reign of terror/winning?

EDIT: Certainly won't be me. I've only beaten him once. Ever. I'm pretty sure I had to use up all of my future winnings against him in order to do it too. Welder Survival vs. Goblins? The fuck?

EDIT2: In case it's not clear, I was playing Welder Survival. God was that list terrible. I hate you Ian.

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If you want to beat Ewokslayer, play with 3-4 Boil in your sideboard. Boil was a wrecking ball the time I played against him. Didn't work so well against Krieger's a million and one fetches though...

Edit: I miss Flash.format, but only because it made my pretty Smokestacks playable.

I owe Brian a beating since about thirty sites have him winning TML III. Even the DCI lists it as a draw.

I'm not saying I will. In fact, if we play I can almost assure a loss. But I still owe him one.

If we have lodgings Saturday night however, I can guarantee to drink any of you young punks under the table (this means you Barnello, Edinger is no challenge). Old Grand Dad never loses.

Any houses with room for (or ability to put up with rowdiness) pong (yes, I call it pong, not beirut)?

Pardon my interruption of the shittalking (both Magical and Liquid) for this organizational (or organisational if you're British) announcement:

If you've asked me about crashing on my floor, or you're looking for a place to sleep in Syracuse, we need to start organizing locations. Right now, I've committed all the possible floor space at my house to the Masshole contingent of:

JanValentine00
HammafistRoob
Roodmistah
Jon (Unregged)

In addition, I've been asked for help for:

AngryTroll
Ebinsugewa

And I'm under the impression that the crew from VA is going to need some room, as well. I believe this includes:

Quicksilver
Mad Zur
Ob Freely
Krieger

and theoretically:

Deep6er
Parcher
Ewokslayer
AnwarA101
Nitewolf9

Now, this is all well and good. To my knowledge, we should be able to accomodate all of you in one way or another. I'll give Zaranski a call in a bit to see what his story is as far as crash space/party goes. That being said, here's the plan of attack for the weekend:

Friday - People arrive at various times of the evening. Testing, a little alcohol maybe, and debauchery ensues, as we have an event to play the next "morning." If people are interested in having a party Friday night, too, well, we'll see what we can do.

Saturday - Tournament. Based on how fast Edinger scrubs out, we may be headed to bars early or later on. There will most likely be drinking in Fakespam's basement, if not elsewhere. If you are old enough to drink Legally in the United States, then you can feel free to accompany us to celebrate Teeniebopper's birthday at our favorite dives, and watch me drop the ball on hotties that want my junk, and watch Mike get hit on by old ladies and gay guys. It will be a good time.

Sunday - Much recovery and breakfast will ensue. Then GTFO of my state.

Also, if I missed anything, or you're looking for space to sleep and I didn't mention you in the above post, you need to let us all know ASAP, or you're shit out of luck.

After doing a quick "Yeah, Dave Price could sleep here." observation of my apartment, I can sleep 8 Dave Prices. I could even get like... nine if my roommate wouldn't mind you guys defiling his bed.

Previously mentioned restrictions and noteworthy shit:

• It'd be straight up like it was at Allen's place, sans-drinking and staying up (seriously) all night. This means:
  
  • No extremely drunk people. I'll only tollerate you so long as you are quiet and get to sleep by 2:30 AM.
  • No heavy drinking here. If you want to drink the 1 Corona I have left in my fridge, or that can of Miller that has been in there since last May, go for it. But that's pretty much it.
  • I have no bedclothes for you. Or whatever you call them. There is 1 pillow in the house not on my bed, and I could spare 1 not-seamen soaked blanket (we'll discuss the number of seamen soaked ones later). I have a futon that has been shotgunned by AngryTroll, and a couple chairs that would be uncomfortable to sleep in. You folks would have to seriously just like curl up on the carpet and dream of winning some sweet cash, 'cause dreaming of sleeping more comfortably won't help.
    
    • That is to say that my floor, while carpeted, will most likely be very uncomfortable.
• I'm two turns and 35-45 minutes off the 81 next to the event site. My brother (who, while I love him dearly, is not the brightest marker in the box) got here no problem; I'm sure you folks will be fine.
• I have 1 shower. I don't recall that ever being a problem at Allen's (since I don't recall many people using the upstairs shower), but I don't have towels for you to use. You'll seriously find only one in my apartment, and I use that one to dry my balls off.
  
  • I hope that's gross enough to scare you off
• I plan on staying sober (enough - I'll probably have a drink or two) on Saturday, so if you guys would like a ride to and from my place earlier that day then you're probably in luck. I will, however, be going out with TeenieBopper's birthday brigade, so that may make rendezvousing for the ride back to my place difficult to coordinate.
• PM me with "save me a spot"-s.

This magnificient use of the List function has been brought to you by Zach "Two Baskets" Tartell

Edit:I do not have food for you.
You can eat what you find, but there is really never any food in my house - I often make fat chicks cook for me.

I am going to speak with my girlfriend about having people crash at our place. We will have just moved in at that point, so it may not be a possibility. If it is possible, the house is less than three miles from Carousel Mall. I will update ASAP.

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Originally Posted by on1y0ne

I am going to speak with my girlfriend about having people crash at our place. We will have just moved in at that point, so it may not be a possibility. If it is possible, the house is less than three miles from Carousel Mall. I will update ASAP.

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Housewarming party?

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Originally Posted by lonelybaritone

I plan on staying sober (enough - I'll probably have a drink or two) on Saturday, so if you guys would like a ride to and from my place earlier that day then you're probably in luck. I will, however, be going out with TeenieBopper's birthday brigade, so that may make rendezvousing for the ride back to my place difficult to coordinate.

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Does that mean I can get a ride back to my house that night? You know I live right off 690/48 heading back to Oswego, so it's not like I'm out of the way. I'll even be able to float you some money for gas probably.

Also, an addendum to Adam's itinerary. I'm inviting non-magic playing friends out (yes, I have them). I'm going to be setting it up so that I'm downtown around 10:30, no later than 11. If you want to go, plan for that. You may even have to leave as soon as finals are over. Expect to have to quit your casual games in the middle. If you want food between magic and drinking (and I know you will) plan for it. Don't think a 15 person party is going to be sat and served in an hour. Oh, and don't forget that I"m an asshole. I will leave without you.

I will be attending this after all. My apartment is free. scrummdogg already shotgunned the couch. I don't have a lot of couchspace, but the floor will sleep at least 15 comfortably.

All attending might have to deal with a rambunctious three year old. But she will most likely be asleep while we are there.

PM me if people need to stay here.

Any updates on who stays where?

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Originally Posted by on1y0ne

I am going to speak with my girlfriend about having people crash at our place. We will have just moved in at that point, so it may not be a possibility. If it is possible, the house is less than three miles from Carousel Mall. I will update ASAP.

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It looks as if we won't be moved in by that weekend. Frowntown. Unfortunately that means no guests.

OK, so VA might have as many as 9 coming. The list of people who (might, waiting for finalization for some of them) are coming is as follows:

Me
Dan (nitewolf9)
Damon (Parcher)
Anwar (AnwarA101)
Brian (Ewokslayer)
Alix (Obfuscate Freely)
Jesse H (Mad Zur)
Krieger (Krieger)
Kevin Kehoe (beastman)

Not all of them have confirmed yet, but that's the theoretical list so far.

As an aside, if I recall correctly, Jesse Hatfield doesn't get along so well with cats. I don't think it was a problem when we were at Kadilak's, but I noticed that Zach's new avatar had a cat in it. Do you have a cat Zach?

Additionally, we'll be finalizing things this week. So, are the people who still offered space still cool with (up to 9) people coming? How soon do you need numbers? How soon do you want confirmation?

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Originally Posted by Deep6er

As an aside, if I recall correctly, Jesse Hatfield doesn't get along so well with cats. I don't think it was a problem when we were at Kadilak's, but I noticed that Zach's new avatar had a cat in it. Do you have a cat Zach?

Additionally, we'll be finalizing things this week. So, are the people who still offered space still cool with (up to 9) people coming? How soon do you need numbers? How soon do you want confirmation?

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No, that's actually my brother (he's way more attractive than I am, even though he's a little broken out in the picture). And that's one of my cats from home. I did have a cat staying here like... four months ago. Is it cat hair that he's not down with, or cats?

Also, remember, I'm like 45 minutes away from the tournament site. Just reiterating that shit.

And I can do nine folks easy. But remember - no food (Oswego does have sundry fast food places and delivery places, though), no pillows or blankets, and no extremely drunk folk.

Edit: Funny story - the cat is actually featured in our own pimp thread:

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Originally Posted by lonelybaritone

My 15 year old cat who occasionally forgets how to sit down correctly:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...7_10200210.jpg

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Additionally, the picture used of Tommy used as my Avatar can be found in the Adept Q&A thread:

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Originally Posted by lonelybaritone

Ah, blue, you ridiculously good ass hat. How every color longs to be thee:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...ePitchable.jpg
I just thought about how sexy a pitch stifle would be, then tried to tone it back to an "every deck in the format wouldn't be playing this" power level.

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I'm pretty sure it's cat hair.

Also, cool cat. Terrible card, cool cat.

Just looking into options. Thanks for the update though. We're trying to set everything up now, so knowing what's what definitely helps.

I'll.... vacuum and get back to you. Everything should be cool, though. PM me for directions and phone numbers and shit.

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This is actually a little important. I own like... three surfaces that could be used to play magical cards on.

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This is Picabo, also in a Jar.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...oinabottle.jpg

Who else is ready for a 1-3 drop? Anyone?

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Originally Posted by Bryant Cook

Who else is ready for a 1-3 drop? Anyone?

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This thread needs more trash-talk. Thank you Bryant, I can now sleep at night.

EDIT: Bryant, put a period after the "C" in your sig. It's pissing me off.

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Originally Posted by Nightmare

Sunday - Much recovery and breakfast will ensue. Then GTFO of my state.

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Quoted for truth.

GTFO of my state...8)

Virginia:
I done pestered Dave yesterday, and he said that there is still a great amount of wishy-washery. Make up your minds so I can know who is staying here.

Also, I vote we start doing top 8 predictions. (But I won't be the first - it's so much easier to judge than it is to create)

The top8 will consist of 5 Nourishing Lich, 2 Fetchland Tendrils, and 1 TES. In an epic battle, FT's super secret sideboarded Lich plan will dominate the finals matchup.

Edit: Cappy, you are registering Nourishing Lich right? If he isn't, I'm going to have to switch to 2 Goobafish.dec, 3 Nourishing Lich, 3 Storm Combo with sb Lich plans.

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Originally Posted by lonelybaritone

Virginia:
Make up your minds

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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Originally Posted by lonelybaritone

Virginia:
I done pestered Dave yesterday, and he said that there is still a great amount of wishy-washery. Make up your minds so I can know who is staying here.

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Right now, we look to be 6-7. Waiting to her back from Kadi since he's so close. As soon as Anwar hears from him we will have set plans.

T8:

1x Survival
2x Threshy style decks (any color combo)
1x Landstill
1x B/G board controlish
1x TES
1x Painter-either imperial or blue based
1x little kid style deck, either burn, or green stompyish, maybe even a basic WW deck. Not piloted by a little kid though, someone who knows what they are doing and plays it well.

I will be staying for a week in the area with Zach after coming home from Lebowskifest (the weekend of the 12th) with Adam. I will be bringing Rock Band to Zach's house, and I plan on making at least one trip to Turning Stone to play poker and such, if anyone is interested in coming. Someone help me make a skittles/EDH deck or the Tartell (as in "Ach, Hans Run, it's the _____") will not allow me to use his house.

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Originally Posted by Ebinsugewa

I will be staying for a week in the area with Zach after coming home from Lebowskifest (the weekend of the 12th) with Adam. I will be bringing Rock Band to Zach's house, and I plan on making at least one trip to Turning Stone to play poker and such, if anyone is interested in coming. Someone help me make a skittles/EDH deck or the Tartell (as in "Ach, Hans Run, it's the _____") will not allow me to use his house.

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Brendan, just rape Evn's boxes again :cool:

New York:

Team Unicorn will be grazing at the Kadilak Ranch for this weekend.

Thanks to all you wonderful guys who offered to put us up.

Confirmed List:

Anwar101
Deep6er
Ewokslayer
Obfuscate Freely
Mad Zur
nitewolf9
Parcher

I can sleep nine on the floor mad easy. Bring pillows and blankets if you want them. PM me who is coming and when/where to meet and we will exchange contact info, Gearheart?

Uhhh....let me clarify.

Matt Kadilak has graciously offered to host the NoVa crew. So we will be staying there this upcoming weekend.

Thanks again sincerely for all of the kind offers. I think we're set.

Top 8 will look something like this:

2x Survival
2x Threshy style decks (any color combo)
1x Landstill
1x Painter Combo
1x Blue Skys
1x Goblins

The fuck. I was high.

1x Loam/Land variant.
1x Landstill variant.
1x Painter variant.
1x Storm variant.
2x Survival variants.
2x Ichorid variants.

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Originally Posted by A Legend

2x Ichorid variants.

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Don't predict Ichorid, you dolt! Nobody can talk about it, at all, or expect it in any way, and then I'll get 4 Thresh and 1 Landstill matches.