Source Tournament #3: Dual Jam 2k16

UseLess 2-1 MorphBerlin

3 rather unexiting games I would say

Got it 2-1 over Fry and his Imperial Taxes.

Game 1 he landed Magus that shut off shuffle effects for Sylvan Library and he just overloaded me with beats.

Game 2 he had all the hate in the world including a Surgical on Punishing Fire and he had an Umezawa's Jitte on the battlefield, but he couldn't stick a creature long enough to get a swing in.

Game 3 he had double Magus and cast a Leonin Relic Warder that ate Mox Diamond, but Dark Confidant and Tireless Tracker drew me into colored sources too quick for him to take advantage of the situation.


1*Forest
1*Swamp
2*Badlands
3*Bayou
2*Bloodstained Mire
4*Grove of the Burnwillows
1*Karakas
1*Scrubland
1*Taiga
1*Tranquil Thicket
4*Verdant Catacombs
4*Wasteland

4*Dark Confidant
2*Tireless Tracker
2*Bloodbraid Elf
4*Deathrite Shaman
2*Knight of the Reliquary

2*Hymn to Tourach
3*Liliana of the Veil
3*Punishing Fire
2*Life from the Loam
2*Sylvan Library
3*Abrupt Decay
1*Anguished Unmaking
1*Kolaghan's Command
4*Mox Diamond
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1*Ethersworn Canonist
1*Kitchen Finks
1*Ghostly Prison
1*Mindbreak Trap
2*Surgical Extraction
2*Thoughtseize
1*Toxic Deluge
1*Blood Moon
1*Pyroblast
1*Red Elemental Blast
1*Golgari Charm
1*Wear // Tear
1*Grafdigger's Cage

if anyone could poke Taconaut in RL for me, please do so, last activity - 04-28-2016 10:48 PM GMT+2

Smacked by PirateKing, 2-1

Woke up 1h30m late for the match. In hindsight, trying to play at 4am probably wasn't a great call on my part.

I'll leave the walkover call to Krasman.

Hey Slosh! Sorry, I was on a trip this weekend. I'm in EST and work standard business hours (I think you're six hours ahead of me?) so when might work for you? It might have to be some sort of arrangement during my lunch hour or something.

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2*tireless tracker
1*anguished unmaking

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hmm

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Originally Posted by jrsthethird

Smacked by PirateKing, 2-1

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Can confirm, I did the thing

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Originally Posted by Krasman

hmm

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http://i.imgur.com/wKYVROw.png


Also, you have the worst luck when it comes to being paired against overseas people.

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Originally Posted by iamajellydonut

Also, you have the worst luck when it comes to being paired against overseas people.

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Last three has been +8, +13 & +18 hours different or something like that; maybe I am the odd one out being in Canada...

On another note, Tireless Tracker seems pretty good in Jund.

Also me and Speedbumb should be able to get together tonight to play.

The round will end tomorrow rather than tonight.

It was supposed to end today at midnight my time, but a number of people have expressed concern regarding their ability to complete their games in time. So, there will be a 24hr extension. However, after that point, if there are still outstanding games, I will need concessions so that the proverbial ball can keep rolling.

I'll shoot all those affected by this change a private message once I'm not relegated to using my phone. Because damn is it tedious putting in all those names with a swipe-keyboard.

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Originally Posted by Krasman

Also me and Speedbumb should be able to get together tonight to play.

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Krasman 2-0 over Speedbump

Are lists posted before or after top 8?

Krasman 2-0 Speedbump.

Absolute stomping in both games, wasn't close.

When/where do I upload the least spiciest deck in Jellyjam's existence?

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Originally Posted by Krasman

Are lists posted before or after top 8?

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Before top 8.

If your games are complete, you can feel free to post your spicy tech (or bland missionary action) either here in the thread or in a private message. One way or another it's gonna get leaked.

inb4 Speedbump is playing Death and Taxes.

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Before top 8.

If your games are complete, you can feel free to post your spicy tech (or bland missionary action) either here in the thread or send it to me in a private message. One way or another it's gonna get leaked.

inb4 Speedbump is playing Death and Taxes.

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I assumed he was on D&T or Burn as well pre-match, I was not disappointed.


Cloudstone LOLves
4 Dwynen's Elite
2 Birchlore Rangers
4 Heritage Druid
4 Nettle Sentinel
1 Craterhoof Behemoth
3 Deathrite Shaman
1 Shaman of the Pack
1 Reclamation Sage
4 Wirewood Symbiote
4 Elvish Visionary
1 Essence Warden

4 Green Sun's Zenith
4 Glimpse of Nature
3 Cloudstone Curio
1 Crop Rotation

1 Dryad Arbor
4 Gaea's Cradle
2 Misty Rainforest
2 Windswept Heath
2 Wooded Foothills
2 Verdant Catacombs
1 Forest
2 Bayou
2 Cavern of Souls
1 Savannah

SB: 1 Reclamation Sage
SB: 1 Scavenging Ooze
SB: 1 Crop Rotation
SB: 1 Bojuka Bog
SB: 1 Karakas
SB: 1 Rest in Peace
SB: 4 Cabal Therapy
SB: 1 Null Rod
SB: 1 Pithing Needle
SB: 1 Abrupt Decay
SB: 1 Krosan Grip
SB: 1 Gaddock Teeg


Note: Cut a DRS for Essence Warden!

Plain old boring Burn for me, with some spice in the sideboard.

9 Mountain
2 Wooded Foothills
3 Bloodstained Mire
4 Arid Mesa
1 Barbarian Ring
4 Goblin Guide
2 Grim Lavamancer
4 Eidolon of the Great Revel
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Chain Lightning
4 Rift Bolt
4 Lava Spike
1 Sensei's Divining Top
4 Price of Progress
4 Searing Blaze
2 Sulfuric Vortex
4 Fireblast
SB: 1 Grim Lavamancer
SB: 2 Skullcrack
SB: 2 Vexing Shusher
SB: 2 Pyrostatic Pillar
SB: 2 Relic of Progenitus
SB: 3 Smash to Smithereens
SB: 3 Exquisite Firecraft

Taconaut's bland missionary action takes the match 2-1 over Slosh. We then bonded over our mutual love of the much more kinky Tendrils of Agony.

Here's the stuff:

2 True-Name Nemesis
3 Snapcaster Mage
4 Tarmogoyf
4 Deathrite Shaman
1 Jace, the Mind Sculptor
2 Painful Truths
1 Sylvan Library
4 Brainstorm
3 Force of Will
4 Abrupt Decay
1 Toxic Deluge
2 Liliana of the Veil
3 Wasteland
1 Creeping Tar Pit
3 Underground Sea
2 Bayou
2 Tropical Island
1 Forest
1 Swamp
4 Polluted Delta
4 Verdant Catacombs
2 Baleful Strix
1 Thoughtseize
1 Ponder
1 Maelstrom Pulse
1 Island
1 Counterspell
1 Spell Pierce
SB: 2 Surgical Extraction
SB: 3 Flusterstorm
SB: 2 Golgari Charm
SB: 1 Pithing Needle
SB: 1 Life from the Loam
SB: 2 Duress
SB: 1 Null Rod
SB: 1 Garruk Relentless
SB: 1 Grafdigger's Cage
SB: 1 Force of Will


Deck felt good, even if it was a bit of a goodstuff pile. I was pretty pleased with how the Painful Truths worked out, it's a real card.

a painful truth indeed... ggs though


decklist revealed, that's unfortunate... I'm an easy pray this season, punts all over the place, interface hates me (and I hate it ;), criminal (in)decision making, well it's been 4 years since I owned this archetype... my friend is quite successful with the RG version, but since I'm an old school player I don't like his kamikaze comboplaystyle (hence the deckname), I had an opportunity and borrowed it for a 80ppl tournament, the deck felt awesome and I punted away the top 8 spot with a similar version...


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

4 Mox Diamond
2 Engineered Explosives
4 Exploration
1 Manabond
4 Crop Rotation
4 Gamble
3 Punishing Fire
2 Misty Rainforest
1 Verdant Catacombs
2 Tropical Island
1 Taiga
1 Forest
1 Academy Ruins
2 Tolaria West
1 The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
4 Wasteland
3 Rishadan Port
3 Grove of the Burnwillows
3 Maze of Ith
3 Thespian's Stage
2 Dark Depths
1 Bojuka Bog
1 Ghost Quarter
1 Sphere of Resistance
2 Tranquil Thicket
4 Life from the Loam
1 Glacial Chasm
SB: 2 Chalice of the Void
SB: 2 Phyrexian Revoker
SB: 4 Krosan Grip
SB: 1 Crucible of Worlds
SB: 3 Sphere of Resistance
SB: 1 Ancient Tomb
SB: 1 Ghost Quarter
SB: 1 Tendrils of Agony


yeah, really... since I suspected most of you have me on my classic deck and I can't really get away with not running Tendrils of Agony I wanted to add a hug to the slap... and now the spice has leaked =/


edit: I was originally playing with a thought on a 4c version to support the SB ToA, maybe a AD and Confidant (or even Ad Nauseam =D) by Urborg+Bayou+Creeping Tar Pit (really missed the manland feature), but timepressure declined me more spice in the list =(

I won 2-1 over Bosque in some long/close/fun games which probably don't even matter (for top 8).

Here's my spice:
4 Flooded Strand
2 Island
2 Marsh Flats
1 Plains
4 Polluted Delta
1 Swamp
3 Tundra
3 Underground Sea
1 Anguished Unmaking
3 Baleful Strix
4 Brainstorm
4 Cabal Therapy
2 Counterspell
4 Force of Will
4 Gitaxian Probe
1 Gurmag Angler
2 Jace, the Mind Sculptor
4 Monastery Mentor
3 Ponder
3 Snapcaster Mage
4 Swords to Plowshares
1 Esper Charm
SB: 2 Flusterstorm
SB: 3 Meddling Mage
SB: 1 Notion Thief
SB: 1 Perish
SB: 2 Pithing Needle
SB: 2 Serenity
SB: 2 Surgical Extraction
SB: 1 Toxic Deluge
SB: 1 Zealous Persecution

Confirmed, my creatures were sent farming or were unmade with anguish a lot.

4 Flickerwisp
3 Imperial Recruiter
1 Magus of the Moon
1 Mangara of Corondor
1 Mirran Crusader
4 Mother of Runes
3 Phyrexian Revoker
4 Stoneforge Mystic
4 Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
1 Vryn Wingmare
4 AEther Vial
1 Sword of Fire and Ice
1 Sword of War and Peace
1 Umezawa's Jitte
4 Swords to Plowshares
2 Cavern of Souls
4 Flooded Strand
3 Karakas
2 Marsh Flats
2 Plains
2 Plateau
4 Rishadan Port
4 Wasteland

SB: 1 Batterskull
SB: 1 Council's Judgment
SB: 4 Ethersworn Canonist
SB: 1 Magus of the Moon
SB: 1 Mirran Crusader
SB: 1 Pithing Needle
SB: 3 Rest in Peace
SB: 1 Sudden Demise
SB: 1 Fiend Hunter
SB: 1 Phyrexian Revoker