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Obligatory shitty card creation thread
What are some potential cards you'd like to see printed, purely by how they'd interact with old cards in Eternal formats?
For example, I wish WotC made a ridiculously huge, swingy Minotaur with a strong Sundering Titan or Nicol Bolas type ability that costs 8 or 9 CMC, just to make Digeridoo better.
Also, a land like:
Clanhome of Hans
Legendary Land
T: Add W to your mana pool.
T: Exile target Lhurgoyf.
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Moxo Fizzle
:0:
Blue
Instant - Trap MR
Counter target Artifact Spell with CC1 or less.
"Its mythic because we need money"
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Aether Tether 2
Artifact
Permanents cannot be returned to their owner's hands.
I hate that no matter what hate you lay down, combo and/or control decks can just bounce it at your endstep and win next turn. This mostly applies to vintage.
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B.C.E.P.
CC1
Artifact Creature
B.C.E.P. can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Flying, Firststrike, Lifelink, Trample
5/6
This way, every deck has access to a broken creature.
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Enchantress' Citadel
:1: :w: :g:
Enchantment
Can't be countered. Shroud. Whenever a spell you play is countered, you may either gain 5 life or draw a card.
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Originally Posted by
Nidd
B.C.E.P.
CC1
Artifact Creature
B.C.E.P. can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Flying, Firststrike, Lifelink, Trample
5/6
This way, every deck has access to a broken creature.
maybe 2020
Id prefer:
Hyperclone
:1:
Artifact Creature
You may have Hyperclone enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
0/0
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Amber Elemental 1G
Creature - Elemental
Amber Elemental can't be countered. (or Flash)
As Amber Elemental enters the battlefield, choose a color. Amber Elemental has protection from the chosen color.
2/1
Nacre Elemental 1W
Creature - Elemental
If an effect controlled by an opponente causes you to discard Nacre Elemental, return it from your graveyard to your hand.
As Nacre Elemental enters the battlefield, choose a card type. Nacre Elemental has protection from the chosen type.
2/1
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http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...rdSalvager.jpg
EDIT: Actually, it's supposed to say "your graveyard." Playing your opponent's dead Goyfs would be pretty sweet, though.
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Keeper of Secrets ---- :w::w:
Creature - Human Advisor
:1:, discard a Plains card: Draw a card.
"The land listens to all of our secrets, but only the enlightened can listen to those of the land itself"
2/2
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Originally Posted by
einhorn303
Clanhome of Hans
Legendary Land
T: Add W to your mana pool.
T: Exile target Lhurgoyf.
You know legacy has a degenerate card when the first thing I think of when I see this is "Holy shit, that card would be expensive!"
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Miser's Mox 1
As you play Miser's Mox you may choose and discard a card, if you do Miser's Mox comes costs one less to play.
T: Add 1 to your mana pool, if you payed at least one mana to play Miser's Mox then add one mana of any color to your pool instead.
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I am longing for a card like this:
Simplify (2)
Artifact
Counter all triggered abilities
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I'd be ecstatic for these.
W
Creature - something
Shroud
You can't be the target of spells or abilities.
0/1
Or
G
Creature - Frog
"This" can't be the target of spells your opponent controls
3/1
Or
I made this one a long time ago.
Spreading the Disease
B
Sorcery
You may search your library for two identical lands and put them in your hand. Sacrifice a land.
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Originally Posted by
Atwa
I am longing for a card like this:
Simplify (2)
Artifact
Counter all triggered abilities
Wouldn't that have to be worded as a triggered ability itself?
Amber Mox
0
Artifact
T: Add 1 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on colorless spells and abilities.
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Wouldn't that have to be worded as a triggered ability itself?
"Triggered abilities don't trigger."
or
"Whenever a triggered ability of a permanent other than ~ triggers, counter that ability."
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Blue's Bane :r::g:
Creature - Elf Warrior
Blue's Bane can't be countered.
Double Strike
Whenever a player counters a spell or an ability, Blue's Bane deals 2 damage to that player.
1/2
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Originally Posted by
dahcmai
G
Creature - Frog
"This" can't be the target of spells your opponent controls
3/1
Oh god yes, Berserk Stompy wants!
Newchantress - GG
Enchantment
Whenever you play an enchantment spell, Scry 3.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Atwa
I am longing for a card like this:
Simplify (2)
Artifact
Counter all triggered abilities
There's already a card named "Simplify"
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/od/269.jpg
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Counter Magic
0
Instant
Counter Magic is blue
Counter target spell. You lose 2 life.
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Ash'Aphid'Aakbar, Argothian Empress 1GW
Planeswalker - Ash'Aphid'Aakbar
+1 Whenever you play an Enchantment spell this turn, draw a card.
-2 Search your library for an enchantment card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put that card on top of it.
-4 Non-Aura Enchantments you control become creatures with power and toughness equal to its converted mana cost until end of turn.
Loyalty - 3
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I'd like to see a Trap or a Trap-like creature that could come out, shatter a Time Vault on the board and then end the turn. Chapin had a good green creature mocked up a few weeks ago to do it with. It'd have good Standard applications for keeping Time Warp in check too.
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Originally Posted by
DragoFireheart
Counter Magic
0
Instant
Counter Magic is blue
Counter target spell. You lose 2 life.
This would be the worst decision of all time.
I hope you're not serious, every deck everywhere would run this card.
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Originally Posted by
Phoenix Ignition
This would be the worst decision of all time.
I hope you're not serious, every deck everywhere would run this card.
That's exactly the idea: every deck would run it.
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Damping Matrix's sister - 3
Artifact
Activated abilties of lands and enchantments can't be played.
Make FEB playable after M10 rules - 1UR
Haste
Discard a card: ~ is unblockable until end of turn.
2/2
Eternal Garden's Combo MU improver
Legendary Land
T: Add G to your mana pool.
W, T: You have shroud until end of turn.
At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice ~.
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Damping Matrix's sister - 3
Artifact
Activated abilties of lands and enchantments can't be played.
Except for the part where this makes lands not tap for mana, it could be ok. I assume the intention was activated abilities of lands that aren't mana abilities [...].
As for lands:
Serra's Garden
Land
T: add 1 to your manapool
1W, T: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
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i'd kill for this:
Legendary Snow Land
At end of turn, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice %cardname%
Tap: Add WW to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play enchantment spells.
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys an artifact or enchantment permanent you control, you may sacrifice %cardname%. If you do, return that permanent into play.
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Originally Posted by
The_Red_Panda
As for lands:
Serra's Garden
Land
T: add 1 to your manapool
1W, T: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
YESSSSSSSSSS
I want this card so badly it hurts, though not so much for Legacy.
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Leyline of Upwelling - :1: :g:
Enchantment
If Leyline of Upwelling is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Mana pools don't empty as steps, phases, or turns end.
Goblin Fanatic :r:
see below
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Draco Killer - 20
Artifact Creature - Human Assasin
When Draco Killer enters the battlefield, exile all creatures named Draco.
0/1
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Originally Posted by
Humphrey
Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature - Goblin Hero
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1+0 until end of turn.
1/1
still cant block-->kill a dark confidant and ping an opponent.
How about
Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature - Goblin Hero
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +1+0 until end of turn, if that creature has 1 toughness or less, instead sacrifice Goblin Fanatic and deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1
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Originally Posted by
Cire
still cant block-->kill a dark confidant and ping an opponent.
How about
Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature - Goblin Hero
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +1+0 until end of turn, if that creature has 1 toughness or less, instead sacrifice Goblin Fanatic and deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1
to complicated
got it:
Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature - Goblin Hero
When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1+0 until end of turn. When Goblin Fanatic is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player.
1/1
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I swear for a fixed necropotence (my favourite card of all times (and I didn't use it in combo, I love Mono Black Control)). Maybe something like this:
Necropower BBB
Enchantment
You can only play one spell per turn
Pay 1 life: Draw a card. Use this ability only on your endstep phase.
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Originally Posted by
Humphrey
to complicated
got it:
Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature - Goblin Hero
When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1+0 until end of turn. When Goblin Fanatic is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player.
1/1
Yeah but then it can't ping in response to Humility or for example if the opponent has a DC your trying to kill, but is not attacking or blocking. And it can't block a 1/1 and kill off another 1/1....
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Strict Censor :2::w:
Enchantment
If a player would draw a card beyond the first in a turn, he or she may pay :1: instead. If a player pays :1: in this way, he or she draws a card.
Fixed Glowrider :1::w:
Creature
Non-creature spells cost :1: more to cast.
2/1
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Okay here's a better version.
Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature: Goblin
Delayed First Strike (This creature deals combat damage during the normal combat damage step, but the damage goes "on the stack" before this step resolves.)
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
"Fuck you M10"
1/1
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Most of these cards are pretty overpowered :eyebrow-raise:
I would like to see this red Necropotence:
Pyropotence
RRR
Enchantment
Skip your draw step.
Whenever an opponent is dealt damage by a source you control, put a burn counter on ~.
Remove two burn counters from ~: Draw a card.
Because red is awesome. To be balanced, it'd have to have cards exiled and brought in at EOT, but that's too much to type out...
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I hope my suggestions aren't too broken:
Sudden Unbalance :4: :wg: :wg: :wg:
Instant
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
Cycling :2: :wg:
When you cycle Sudden Unbalance, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Ignorance :rg: :wr:
Creature - Incarnation
Shroud
Whenever a player reveals a card from his or her library, Ignorance deals 1 damage to that player.
2/2
Muscle Paralyzer :3:
Artifact
Whenever a creature has power 4 or greater, its controller sacrifices it.
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Originally Posted by
Nonex
I hope my suggestions aren't too broken:
Sudden Unbalance :4: :wg: :wg: :wg:
Instant
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
Cycling :2: :wg:
When you cycle Sudden Unbalance, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
The cycling is wayyyy too good. Un-blind counterbalance flippable K-grip + draw card for white OR green? Even though I'm extremely against counterbalance's dominance, you need this to cost at least more than k-grip, since it gives you draw a card and uncounterable (except for stifle).
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Originally Posted by
Humphrey
Hey, its fun to design "real playable" cards.
Heres the next try:
Goblin Fanatic :r:
Creature - Goblin Hero
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 2 damage to target creature or 1 damage to target player.
1/1
Too good. This one takes out merfolk lords without them having to block.