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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Fanatic View Post
    Maybe your dog hates Goyf and Blue and is a MBC player
    So the dog is IBA?

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    No animal stories from me, but I did have a friend take bite out of an earthquake after I cleared his board. I'm pretty sure I still have it somewhere.
    Tusk up.

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    I bought a PSA 7 Beta Volc on eBay a few years back with the intention of opening it to play with. I wasn't home when the card arrived and the gf signed for it then left it on the coffee table of the apartment's living room. Sometime before I came home, our dog decided that the mail would be particularly fun to destroy and, upon ravaging the day's mail, found a new chew toy. Thankfully the hard plastic case (mostly) resisted the terrier. I was able to crack what was left of the case and retrieve my volc without any serious damage to my card (or the gf's dog should harm have befallen my cards).
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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    I am totally calling this dog Cardachu, Puppy of Bardo.

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    Damn it, Taco, that exactly sums up my opinion on the matter. I need to buy you a beer for that post.

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    Re: [Fuck] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Quote Originally Posted by eternaldarkness View Post
    So the dog is IBA?
    Jack is not that cute.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tacosnape
    I am totally calling this dog Cardachu, Puppy of Bardo.
    "Henry" is much easier to say. :)

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    I have a friend (who's out of magic now, sadly) who, after winning his first Tournament with RG Beats, managed to knock his deck into the toilet he was peeing into. He was wearing one of those sweatshirts with a pocket in the front. All of the cards were salvaged, if I remember right.

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    Re: [Fuck] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Quote Originally Posted by Bardo View Post
    "Henry" is much easier to say. :)
    Yes, but I'd take being able to grab my puppy by the nape of the neck, toss him in front of some wild animal, and yell "Cardachu, use Puppy Beam now!" over being able to make jokes about how there's a Hole in the Bucket anyday.

    Also, I might Avatar your dog if I get some free time.

    Quote Originally Posted by majikal View Post
    Damn it, Taco, that exactly sums up my opinion on the matter. I need to buy you a beer for that post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whienot View Post
    No animal stories from me, but I did have a friend take bite out of an earthquake after I cleared his board. I'm pretty sure I still have it somewhere.
    Heh...I've been known to sit on black mana producting lands while shouting "swamp ass!"...they never want them back.

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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    My cat decided to chew on my UGr Dreadstill deck that I left on my computer desk last Fall. The cards are definitely still playable (in sleeves), but he put little dents (teeth marks) into 1x Force of Will, 2x Tropical Islands, and 1x Polluted Delta.

    I'll toss up a pic of the culprit later (and random pic of my newf).

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    Puppy Newfoundland, taken 4/10/09:
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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Quote Originally Posted by whienot View Post
    No animal stories from me, but I did have a friend take bite out of an earthquake after I cleared his board. I'm pretty sure I still have it somewhere.
    That must be a common practice, because I have taken a bite out of someone's Earthquake after having my board cleared.

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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    once while playing GAT in vintage my opponent spilled his soda on two of my old Beta Tropical Islands [they were in sleeves but they still got pretty water damaged.] Luckily he was a good guy (and had 2 Beta Tropical Islands) and replaced them for me.
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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    My dog chewed an Engineered Explosives. Not that horrible of a loss in the scheme of things, but still annoying.
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    I'll take the cards if you ain't usin' 'em. :D.

    When I was like 10 I was pissing with my YGO deck in my pocket, and it fell out into my piss. Cards were ruined. I cried.

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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    70 $? F*ck you, my cat puked all over my Macbook and totally ruined the mainboard.

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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Dude -- it's like an $8 card. The guy who peed on his Yu-Gi-Oh tops that X 10.

    Edit. Uploaded another dog picture in the OP. Cuz.

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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Your dog is cute. Your cat is ugly.

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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Quote Originally Posted by xTrainx View Post
    I'll take the cards if you ain't usin' 'em. :D.

    When I was like 10 I was pissing with my YGO deck in my pocket, and it fell out into my piss. Cards were ruined. I cried.
    Moral of the story: YGO is for kids who pee their pants.

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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Quote Originally Posted by THEchubbymuffin View Post
    Your dog is cute. Your cat is ugly.
    Tempa-ban for you.

    I think he's handsome.


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    Re: [Dogs] Going to Start Playing Zoo

    Quote Originally Posted by Bardo View Post
    Tempa-ban for you.

    I think he's handsome.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love you Bardo.
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    I masturbated on that picture of your cat.

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