Phyrexian Dread's Shadow
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Trample
When Phyrexian Dread's Shadow enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 25 or greater.
Phyrexian Dread's Shadow gets -X/-X, where X is your life total.
25/25
How about this for a bad idea:
Mass Confusion
Instant
RRR
Copy and exile any number of spells or abilities. The copies are controlled by the controllers of the original spells and abilities.
Why would I want a worse Display of Power?
But also without "target" it can copy itself and go off forever.
But also it doesn't do anything because exiling a spell counters it, and without an explicit say-so no targets will be changed? I suppose it changes the resolution order to resolve all of the non-active player's spells first?
Put this one back in the kitchen. Needs to bake a little longer.
Yeah, it should definitely have included an "other".
It changes resolution order and can mess with stuff that targets spells. (It does also hit non-instant/sorcery stuff though that's probably a color pie fail.)But also it doesn't do anything because exiling a spell counters it, and without an explicit say-so no targets will be changed? I suppose it changes the resolution order to resolve all of the non-active player's spells first?
Yeah, that's an accurate assessment.Put this one back in the kitchen. Needs to bake a little longer.
As I read it, thinking it would be some sort of "hurts itself in confusion" type of effect, you could do like a stack Warp World type of thing.
"Exile all other spells and abilities. For each spell or ability exiled this way, choose a player at random. Copy that spell or ability and the chosen player gains control of that copy. They may choose new targets."
Maybe I gain control of half of your Mind's Desire piles? Weird to have Flusterstorm copies targeting other Flusterstorm copies, but we don't know which way is up, how are we supposed to know better?
The cards in this thread are too stronk. Need to combine more good abilities.
Chubby Phyrexian Squire 1W
Creature - Phyrexian Toad Soldier
Trample
When this enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 3 or greater.
When this becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
"He eats everything in sight, including his own sergeant"
1/2
Now!
Instant
Resolve target spell or ability.
If there were no other spells or abilities targeting that spell or ability, draw a card.
That seems a bit stronger than dispel vs stuff like flusterstorm or cursecatcher effects.
The red version would be something like:
Resolve
Instant
Split Second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
All other spells and abilities gain split second.
Discard a card then draw a card.
Which would probably be unplayable outside of dredge decks.
Here's a card I mused on while watching a combo player masturbate in public
Mana Abolish
Instant
Split Second
Empty all mana pools.
If 1 or more mana was emptied this way, draw a card.
Float a bunch of mana and cast Burning Wish? Yeah one sec, hold this for me.
Float your own mana and cycle it if you're desperate.
Also Trolling Burning Wish combo players, along the same lines as a previous idea
Hurry Up!
Instant
Whenever a player casts a spell, if that player has cast 3 or more other spells this turn, you may reveal this from your hand and cast it for. If you do, this gains "split second".
Resolve target spell you don't control. That spell's controller may only cast 2 more noncreature spells this turn as long as no creatures have attacked.
"Your turn's lasted 10 minutes..." - Raging Goblin
Forcing Burning Wish to resolve before they can crack LED, or trolling other combo stack shenanigans.
Last edited by FTW; 03-08-2024 at 02:29 PM.
The Deputy WW
Creature - Human Soldier
Hexproof from black instants
Lieutenant - T: Destroy target Outlaw creature.
"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"
2/2
Last edited by FTW; 06-10-2024 at 10:19 AM.
They made Shoot the Sheriff.
This one can't be targeted by shot, because they did not shoot the Deputy
Ha's Bro 2UUW
Legendary Creature - Samurai Bureaucrat
Partner
Wizards lose all abilities and can't attack.
Lieutenant - All spells cost an additional 2
Grandeur - Create a token copy of target nonland permanent, except replace all instances of "charge counter" or "+1/+1 counter" with energy. It gains Horsemanship.
T: If a player would have fun, instead create a Gold token.
1/3
I wonder how much of a mess something like:
Obsidian Mirror
If a card would be exiled, exile it instead.
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