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    Re: Top 8 at GP: Denver with BUG Delver

    Quote Originally Posted by RaNDoMxGeSTuReS View Post
    You had an unusually shaped backpack... care to explain?

    I think you're secretly a German model. Gift from the wife? Hitler?
    The backpack is what threw you off? Not the fucking fur coat?

    And just because he's a Nazi, that doesn't make him German. The last name should have tipped you off. Although really, how many Italians actually have three PhDs? Maybe he's half-German, or something.
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    Re: Top 8 at GP: Denver with BUG Delver

    Quote Originally Posted by Parcher View Post
    The backpack is what threw you off? Not the fucking fur coat?

    And just because he's a Nazi, that doesn't make him German. The last name should have tipped you off. Although really, how many Italians actually have three PhDs? Maybe he's half-German, or something.
    3 PhDs? Definitely need to call him "Herr Doktor" then.



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    Re: Top 8 at GP: Denver with BUG Delver

    Posted this in the TA thread, but feel its worth repeating:

    Signorigni, with a Why-Didn't-I-Think-of-It-Before? look, the look that everyone's dad puts on when he's trying to pick out shoes and clothes for their kid, even though they have thought of this before, from the beginning, in fact, they just wanted to draw out the afternoon with needless driving around and tryings-on because they don't know what else to do with their kids, well, Signorigni put on that kind of a look and added 4 Sinkhole to his sideboard.

    He stood in front of the Grand Prix like some freaking Amadeus. He no doubt imagined his opponents as his orchestra. And Signorigni was flabbergasted at how good of a choice he made. He whispered like a thespian in a particularly juicy role.

    'Sinkhole, targeting your Island.'

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    http://www.mtgthesource.com/forums/s...highlight=GAGG

    A picture of the aforementioned look in action.
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    Re: Top 8 at GP: Denver with BUG Delver

    Quote Originally Posted by sdematt View Post
    "Herr Doktor"
    Reboot is Canadian.

    'MERICA.

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    "I'm still really fucking pissed Dave ordered the last piece of peanut butter pie. I will never forgive you for that."

    And remember GP Denver was the birth of a new archetype: "White America."

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    Mise well be a Mr. Team America pageant.
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    Re: Top 8 at GP: Denver with BUG Delver

    Ofc I know Reboot is Canadian, considering they did the series in Vancouver, I was just watching it and wanted to throw in the Doktor.

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    Re: Top 8 at GP: Denver with BUG Delver

    Pretty unreal game W/L. Awesome list, as per the norm; really feels like Team America again.
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