March of the Machines Spoiler Thread (or 'What if we put all our lore in a blender?)

[Ace/Homebrew]

https://mythicspoiler.com/mom/index.html

Without context, all this is really dumb. No hyperbole, the game isn't ruined or whatever. It just all feels really... dumb

Some examples:

[FourDogsinaHorseSuit]

Mtg MOMmy issues

[Zoid]

7 mana 12/12 mana trample with only upsides is apparently ok now.

Good thing WOTC are idiots nobody cares about the lore anymore.
They can only do a minimal buildup before they blow their load because they burnout the player base too fast so here we get infinity war part deux.

Imagining that OG Yawgmoth took almost 10k years to prepare to invade 1 plane while slowly infiltrating and taking over others and he got beaten by the McGuffin weapon and the power of friendship while New Phyrexia just goes "fuck it, lets invade everything all at once" after minimal preparations and no other invaded worlds.
Given that only Newtol Bolas recently failed with a similar plan, it's getting old and only begs the question where to go after this?

[Wrath of Pie]

Now we just need our Chandra Liliana planeswalker.

[Zoid]

Now we just need our Chandra Liliana planeswalker.

Chandra is too busy with bacon.


Meanwhile:

[FourDogsinaHorseSuit]

7 mana 12/12 mana trample with only upsides is apparently ok now.

Good thing WOTC are idiots nobody cares about the lore anymore.
They can only do a minimal buildup before they blow their load because they burnout the player base too fast so here we get infinity war part deux.

Imagining that OG Yawgmoth took almost 10k years to prepare to invade 1 plane while slowly infiltrating and taking over others and he got beaten by the McGuffin weapon and the power of friendship while New Phyrexia just goes "fuck it, lets invade everything all at once" after minimal preparations and no other invaded worlds.
Given that only Newtol Bolas recently failed with a similar plan, it's getting old and only begs the question where to go after this?

Flowstone is for idiots. Chad phyrexians used a tree

[Zoid]

Flowstone is for idiots. Chad phyrexians used a tree

Tree is the carbon neutral alternative to portals.
While the Flowstone was not needed for the planeswalking, still no need for nano machines, son, for girlboss Norn.

[Barook]

I wanted a new Thalia, but not like this...

Faerie Mastermind looks cheap enough to be playable. I wonder how good it's going to be.



Mana cost is kinda iffy, but the abilties look kinda decent. Vigilance is nice to have compared to regular Linvala.