I'm totally building something like this for Modern. Just when I thought I was done with that format, this puts a smile on my face.Originally Posted by morgan_coke
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I prefer the Existential Comics take, personally, which is also genuinely pretty consistent with the themes of the stories
(Also it’s kind of telling to imply that none of the human nations that are largely aligned with Sauron, like the Easterings, Southrons, and Dunlendings are actually human)
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For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
This seems bad and is also a Zenith Flare/Rifter deck, not a Slide deck.
Also a good rule of thumb is that if it’s trivially easy to splash a card, like Remand, and it’s never been tempting, then that card getting color shifted isn’t likely to be a defining change
Also seriously no Cast Out or Renewed Faith?
And I mean I love Eternal Dragon more than I think anyone else alive but you should probably just play Timeless here
Also lack of Mox Diamonds is egregious it’s like you just want to lose
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
Like legitimately you’d be better off cutting four random cards from a 2005 Rifter or Rabid Wombat list and sticking them in there
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
This post is the Most Left meme ever.
First you have to do homework to fix the link (you embedded the url within the url)
Then you're treated to a short satirical essay.
And then there's a second short essay about who the people in the first essay are.
And it's all to tell a joke that needed four panels.
If a joke is based around being an essay and you reduce it to a rage comic length meme then you’re usually telling a different joke. A modest proposal isn’t the same as just “let’s eat the poors (/s)”
I guess sorry for the broken link? I’m phone posting and have fat thumbs
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
Brevity is the soul of witt.
Everyone loves this line from Shakespeare so much they forget it’s from Polonius, a pompous buffoon full of deliberately bad advice, and also that Shakespeare did indeed write full length comedic plays that are still beloved to this day (although comedy always loses more in translation than tragedy.)
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
Oh word? People remember the one-liner more than anything else?
Brevity, which is to say a speaker's efficacy when retelling an anecdote or crafting a jape is the very essence, often referred to as the "soul" of the work in question...
Yes that's totally the informed take away I was going for and that you should have, that the one thing people remember Shakespeare's Hamlet for is that line about brevity being the soul of wit. It's extremely notable how true that is and not the most insane thing on Earth to say
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
I feel the most important takeaway here is that Reprieve is gonna hoist my Legacy Kithkin deck from Bad Tier to Chad Tier, just you fuckers wait
8-mand and rule of law
Are you seriously trying to lecture ME about cycling decks? Jesus. E.Dragon is there over timeless because you're 99% of the time recurring it with Emeria, not Eternalize or the self return to hand ability. It leans on Rift/Zenith more than slide because you have to win the fucking game, and unless you want to go full Teferi/Chant, you really can't lock people down like that anymore, because wizards is always printing ever stupider shit. Splashing a fourth color carries real costs and it's a lot, lot better to have the effect spell in your main color.
Faith isn't in there because it does nothing and it's not 2006 anymore.
EDIT: to be clear, i threw that deck together in about 28 seconds after I saw the card, but its a fuckload better than whatever Krosan Tusker monstrosity of failure you want to pretend is good.
Wow, sets are so bad that debates over some optimal Astral Drift pile are more interesting.
Yes. Honestly, who do you think you're talking to?
...and?Jesus. E.Dragon is there over timeless because you're 99% of the time recurring it with Emeria, not Eternalize or the self return to hand ability.
Also hard to overstate how bad that is.
I understand the argument for not focus in sliding creatures, but then it's not a slide deck. Why even play slide at that point? Just cut the rift and your token witnesses and focus on the effects you actually want, which is a board-control focused Loam deck.It leans on Rift/Zenith more than slide because you have to win the fucking game, and unless you want to go full Teferi/Chant, you really can't lock people down like that anymore, because wizards is always printing ever stupider shit. Splashing a fourth color carries real costs and it's a lot, lot better to have the effect spell in your main color.
You're playing Radiant's Judgment and trying to use Emeria to bring back E Dragons, you don't get to lecture anybody about what year it is.Faith isn't in there because it does nothing and it's not 2006 anymore.
Seriously what year do you think this is lmaoEDIT: to be clear, i threw that deck together in about 28 seconds after I saw the card, but its a fuckload better than whatever Krosan Tusker monstrosity of failure you want to pretend is good.
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
Also Krosan Tusker would objectively be far better than Edge of Autumn in that pile ftr. Like what the hell you don't even have anything to do with that mana.
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
lmao I just processed that you're running Loam *and* a cycling deck but *not* any cycling lands
And no the triomes don't count
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
If we get to talk about Astral Slide decks can I also start a thread for the 2023 version of Teen Girl Squad or Zombie Bidding
What about Balancing Tings, I've always wanted to force a game loss by putting my opponent to sleep
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