Magic Players Successfully Trolled for 30th Consecutive YearOriginally Posted by Zoid
Now we have Geralf the Fleshlight, the worse young pyromancer or monastery master.
Not really good but a nice middle finger to avatars.1WB
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Whenever one or more tokens enter the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may create a tapped copy of each of those tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Whenever one or more tokens enter the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Disagree, it is the first one that works for creature spells.
Now we have Geralf the Fleshlight, the worse young pyromancer or monastery master.
Young pyro and monastery mentor are creatures that ask you to build with as little creatures as possible, this is definitely different.
In green, it may have been playable. In a blue artifact shell, I am not sure it is much worse than Sai, Master Thopterist, which sees play.
This one may never see competitive play, but it is something new.
Fetchable removal for Stoneforge. Should be playable as a tutor target. Bonus points for pitching to both FoW and Solitude.
Right now, you spend 3 cards to drop emery, and cast 3 baubles.
Geralf makes a 2/2 a 3/3 and a 4/4 if you do that.
Not sure how useful this is, but at worst, it's a BG sorcery speed Impulse that gets alot better if you have more lands in play.
I really like how they're experimenting with tutors that benefit fair decks but don't get broken in combo. The Case of the Stashed Skeleton from Markov Manor is another example of this. Everyone misses Vampiric Tutor in Rock.
Not sure how useful this is, but at worst, it's a BG sorcery speed Impulse that gets alot better if you have more lands in play.
I love that card for Commander, especially the Plot mode.
In Legacy Impulse already costs 0 (Once Upon A Time). Is it worth paying BG for something that isn't Bowmasters or Beans?
Maverick-type decks have already had access to Eladamri's Call for years and never played it.
This looks weird enough to do something interesting.
Lol Suspend. Seems broken with Jhoira of the Ghitu in EDH and any +2 equip.
This looks weird enough to do something interesting.
Deal 4 damage to a player -> 4 upkeeps = cast any spells this turn for 2 colorless
In 60-card you could cast Ancestral Vision or Rhinos or Profane Tutor or Lotus Bloom much faster. Might be good in Modern.
Last edited by FTW; 03-30-2024 at 07:03 PM.
Four cost, and it has to hit, and I need to have something else?
Decent value if you can get him out for 1 mana.
What Legacy deck gets 6 creatures in graveyard and doesn't immediately lose them to put an 8/8 trample in play? Looks like another Commander card.
Claim Jumper looks really interesting for Stompy or similar decks. Can summon any plains, not just basic, and gets up to 2 lands total. Plays nicely with any kind of bounce lands, including the new Desert.
I think this is the better than the fleshlight man.Substitute Synthesizer
2U
Artifact
When Substitute Synthesizer enters the battlefield, scry 2.
Whenever another artifact with mana value 3 or more enters the battlefield under your control, create a 0/0 colorless artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.
But the counter comes with the same delivery.
Is that synthesizer confirmed real?
+1 karnstruct for each Thought Monitor, Kappa Cannoneer, Frogmite, Myr Enforcer, Nettlecyst, Cryptic Coat bounce, etc.
- all per Pest Control/Dress Down
4 Bowman, Pest Control, Plague Engineer... nice run Elves, see you next decade
https://twitter.com/kimutaros/status...eDkWUhvnA&s=19
The One Ring also triggers it among format staples.
One thing that is really nice is that it triggers from other copies. Would it be too cute to run some Phyrexian Metamorphs to increase their number in play even further?
"Greedy Gamble" 3B
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, you draw three cards, gain 6 life, and create three 2/1 black Bat creature tokens with flying.
At the beginning of your end step, you discard a card, lose 2 life, and sacrifice a creature.
When ~ leaves the battlefield, you discard three cards, lose 6 life, and sacrifice three creatures.
This seems like a crazy good payoff for instant speed flicker but hurts you too much for sorcery speed flicker.
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