I started a new thread for this because it deviates from the other NicFit-Hulk thread and is not a direction the OP wants to go, but still seems interesting to explore.

BUT FIRST, THE NAME!

This deck is Orcish Lumberjack + NicFit-Protein Hulk with Cephalid Breakfast combo finish.

"Lumberjack Breakfast" is the name for an extreme version of Eggs and Bacon, usually a large breakfast feast involving multiple meats like Bacon, Ham and Sausage.

Adding Natural Order (NO) makes this "No Bacon, Ham and Sausage", a breakfast alternative for a vegan lumberjack! The deck's engine of sacrificing green creatures and forests is a lot like chowing down on plants.

AtLeastItMakesMoreSenseThanTinFins.dec


//Creatures: 22
4 Veteran Explorer
3 Orcish Lumberjack
3 Allosaurus Shepherd
1 Sylvan Safekeeper
1 Wild Cantor
1 Nomads en-Kor
1 Cephalid Illusionist
1 Thassa's Oracle
1 Fauna Shaman
1 Fiend Artisan
1 Reclamation Sage
1 Endurance
1 Titania, Protector of Argoth
1 Protean Hulk
1 Progenitus

//Spells: 18
4 Green Sun's Zenith
4 Culling the Weak
4 Cabal Therapy
2 Thoughtseize
4 Natural Order

//Lands: 20
4 Verdant Catacombs
3 Wooded Foothills
2 Prismatic Vista
2 Bayou
1 Taiga
3 Forest
2 Swamp
1 Mountain
1 Phyrexian Tower
1 Dryad Arbor

//Sideboard: 15
1 Allosaurus Shepherd
1 Collector Ouphe
1 Klothys, God of Destiny
1 Endurance
1 Reclamation Sage
1 Grist, the Hunger Tide
1 Questing Beast
3 Carpet of Flowers
3 Assassin's Trophy
2 Thoughtseize


Not only does this have a goofy old-Legacy name, but it can do things like combo out Progenitus, combo-kill with Hulk into Thassa, or beatdown with 5/3s.

1) Natural Order + green creature -> Progenitus/Hulk

2) Orcish Lumberjack -> Titania or GSZ for Titania -> return fetch -> 5/3 token -> Dryad Arbor -> sac Arbor to Cabal Therapy -> 5/3 token

3) Veteran Explorer + Culling the Weak/sac -> Titania or GSZ for Titania

4) Veteran Explorer/Lumberjack + Culling the Weak -> Protean Hulk or GSZ for Hulk

5) Hulk + sac outlet -> Nomads + Illusionist + Thassa + Safekeeper -> win (with Safekeeper to protect the combo)

6) Fiend Artisan + dorks + many turns -> Nomads + Illusionist + Thassa -> win

7) Hulk + sac outlet -> Titania + Sylvan Safekeeper -> return fetch -> many 5/3s

8) Fiend Artisan + Veteran Explorer -> Veteran Explorer + lands -> more lands -> GSZ for Hulk/Titania

9) Veteran Explorer + Culling the Weak -> 4GG for Allosaurus Shepherd beatdown

In total the deck has 10 creature tutors. Fauna Shaman and Fiend Artisan help with toolbox access while also getting rid of creatures from unwanted zones (discard combo piece from hand or sacrifice creature in play). Endurance can move combo pieces from graveyard to library for Hulk.

Wild Cantor helps Hulk piles if one of the pieces is stuck in hand. It's also a cheap green creature that works as fodder for the other engines.

Allosaurus Shepherd makes most of the deck uncounterable, protecting the combos and fatties and toolbox answers. It also breaks through Chalice @ 1.

The SB is full of toolbox green creatures.

I tried out a few games against UR Delver and 8cast and it worked pretty smoothly. Being able to pivot between combo and beatdown was good.

Progenitus won me many games. Everyone is leaning on Karakas to answer fatties due to the meta (Marit Lage, Uro, Ragavan, Emrakul, Griselbrand). Progenitus sneaks through.