[Announcement ] Legacy - 07/19/08; Syracuse, New York; $1000 cash prize Legacy

[Zach Tartell]

As an aside, we might have Ewokslayer (Top8'er of every goddamn tournament he fucking plays in) showing up to this. Can someone end his reign of terror/winning?

EDIT: Certainly won't be me. I've only beaten him once. Ever. I'm pretty sure I had to use up all of my future winnings against him in order to do it too. Welder Survival vs. Goblins? The fuck?

EDIT2: In case it's not clear, I was playing Welder Survival. God was that list terrible. I hate you Ian.

That almost sounds as bad as the Solidarity/Enchantress match.

[Deep6er]

Oh no, it's worse. The deck's answer to Goblin Lackey on the play? Pray. Pray to whatever god you think will make a bargain with you to strike down your opponent before he can attack. That's it. I'm completely serious. That list was terrible.

Also, in other news, Ian likes boys.

[TeenieBopper]

So I hear you like Long Island Teas, eh?

Well, Mr. Bopper, you're in for hell.

Aw fuck. You remember the last time I was drinking Long Island Iced Teas with you? Good, 'cause I sure as fuck don't.

[Michael Keller]

Mother fucker, I'm a buying yous a round of booze!!!!!!!

[TeenieBopper]

Mother fucker, I'm a buying yous a round of booze!!!!!!!

As long as you're not poking some hot chick, amirite?

[Zach Tartell]

I'm budgeting this next month to include like eighty dollars of booze.

I intend to drink it the weekend of the 19th.

[Michael Keller]

As long as you're not poking some hot chick, amirite?

you can poke all night. i'm gonna rick roll all up in some bitches face until she dances like i tell her to

[emidln]

As an aside, we might have Ewokslayer (Top8'er of every goddamn tournament he fucking plays in) showing up to this. Can someone end his reign of terror/winning?

EDIT: Certainly won't be me. I've only beaten him once. Ever. I'm pretty sure I had to use up all of my future winnings against him in order to do it too. Welder Survival vs. Goblins? The fuck?

EDIT2: In case it's not clear, I was playing Welder Survival. God was that list terrible. I hate you Ian.

If you want to beat Ewokslayer, play with 3-4 Boil in your sideboard. Boil was a wrecking ball the time I played against him. Didn't work so well against Krieger's a million and one fetches though...

Edit: I miss Flash.format, but only because it made my pretty Smokestacks playable.

[Parcher]

I owe Brian a beating since about thirty sites have him winning TML III. Even the DCI lists it as a draw.

I'm not saying I will. In fact, if we play I can almost assure a loss. But I still owe him one.

If we have lodgings Saturday night however, I can guarantee to drink any of you young punks under the table (this means you Barnello, Edinger is no challenge). Old Grand Dad never loses.

[Ebinsugewa]

Any houses with room for (or ability to put up with rowdiness) pong (yes, I call it pong, not beirut)?

[Nightmare]

Pardon my interruption of the shittalking (both Magical and Liquid) for this organizational (or organisational if you're British) announcement:

If you've asked me about crashing on my floor, or you're looking for a place to sleep in Syracuse, we need to start organizing locations. Right now, I've committed all the possible floor space at my house to the Masshole contingent of:

JanValentine00
HammafistRoob
Roodmistah
Jon (Unregged)

In addition, I've been asked for help for:

AngryTroll
Ebinsugewa

And I'm under the impression that the crew from VA is going to need some room, as well. I believe this includes:

Quicksilver
Mad Zur
Ob Freely
Krieger

and theoretically:

Deep6er
Parcher
Ewokslayer
AnwarA101
Nitewolf9

Now, this is all well and good. To my knowledge, we should be able to accomodate all of you in one way or another. I'll give Zaranski a call in a bit to see what his story is as far as crash space/party goes. That being said, here's the plan of attack for the weekend:

Friday - People arrive at various times of the evening. Testing, a little alcohol maybe, and debauchery ensues, as we have an event to play the next "morning." If people are interested in having a party Friday night, too, well, we'll see what we can do.

Saturday - Tournament. Based on how fast Edinger scrubs out, we may be headed to bars early or later on. There will most likely be drinking in Fakespam's basement, if not elsewhere. If you are old enough to drink Legally in the United States, then you can feel free to accompany us to celebrate Teeniebopper's birthday at our favorite dives, and watch me drop the ball on hotties that want my junk, and watch Mike get hit on by old ladies and gay guys. It will be a good time.

Sunday - Much recovery and breakfast will ensue. Then GTFO of my state.

[Nightmare]

Also, if I missed anything, or you're looking for space to sleep and I didn't mention you in the above post, you need to let us all know ASAP, or you're shit out of luck.

[Zach Tartell]

After doing a quick "Yeah, Dave Price could sleep here." observation of my apartment, I can sleep 8 Dave Prices. I could even get like... nine if my roommate wouldn't mind you guys defiling his bed.

Previously mentioned restrictions and noteworthy shit:

• It'd be straight up like it was at Allen's place, sans-drinking and staying up (seriously) all night. This means:
  
  • No extremely drunk people. I'll only tollerate you so long as you are quiet and get to sleep by 2:30 AM.
  • No heavy drinking here. If you want to drink the 1 Corona I have left in my fridge, or that can of Miller that has been in there since last May, go for it. But that's pretty much it.
  • I have no bedclothes for you. Or whatever you call them. There is 1 pillow in the house not on my bed, and I could spare 1 not-seamen soaked blanket (we'll discuss the number of seamen soaked ones later). I have a futon that has been shotgunned by AngryTroll, and a couple chairs that would be uncomfortable to sleep in. You folks would have to seriously just like curl up on the carpet and dream of winning some sweet cash, 'cause dreaming of sleeping more comfortably won't help.
    
    • That is to say that my floor, while carpeted, will most likely be very uncomfortable.
• I'm two turns and 35-45 minutes off the 81 next to the event site. My brother (who, while I love him dearly, is not the brightest marker in the box) got here no problem; I'm sure you folks will be fine.
• I have 1 shower. I don't recall that ever being a problem at Allen's (since I don't recall many people using the upstairs shower), but I don't have towels for you to use. You'll seriously find only one in my apartment, and I use that one to dry my balls off.
  
  • I hope that's gross enough to scare you off
• I plan on staying sober (enough - I'll probably have a drink or two) on Saturday, so if you guys would like a ride to and from my place earlier that day then you're probably in luck. I will, however, be going out with TeenieBopper's birthday brigade, so that may make rendezvousing for the ride back to my place difficult to coordinate.
• PM me with "save me a spot"-s.

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Edit:I do not have food for you.
You can eat what you find, but there is really never any food in my house - I often make fat chicks cook for me.

[on1y0ne]

I am going to speak with my girlfriend about having people crash at our place. We will have just moved in at that point, so it may not be a possibility. If it is possible, the house is less than three miles from Carousel Mall. I will update ASAP.

[Nightmare]

I am going to speak with my girlfriend about having people crash at our place. We will have just moved in at that point, so it may not be a possibility. If it is possible, the house is less than three miles from Carousel Mall. I will update ASAP.

Housewarming party?

[TeenieBopper]

I plan on staying sober (enough - I'll probably have a drink or two) on Saturday, so if you guys would like a ride to and from my place earlier that day then you're probably in luck. I will, however, be going out with TeenieBopper's birthday brigade, so that may make rendezvousing for the ride back to my place difficult to coordinate.

Does that mean I can get a ride back to my house that night? You know I live right off 690/48 heading back to Oswego, so it's not like I'm out of the way. I'll even be able to float you some money for gas probably.

Also, an addendum to Adam's itinerary. I'm inviting non-magic playing friends out (yes, I have them). I'm going to be setting it up so that I'm downtown around 10:30, no later than 11. If you want to go, plan for that. You may even have to leave as soon as finals are over. Expect to have to quit your casual games in the middle. If you want food between magic and drinking (and I know you will) plan for it. Don't think a 15 person party is going to be sat and served in an hour. Oh, and don't forget that I"m an asshole. I will leave without you.

[munkie]

I will be attending this after all. My apartment is free. scrummdogg already shotgunned the couch. I don't have a lot of couchspace, but the floor will sleep at least 15 comfortably.

All attending might have to deal with a rambunctious three year old. But she will most likely be asleep while we are there.

PM me if people need to stay here.

[Nightmare]

Any updates on who stays where?

[on1y0ne]

I am going to speak with my girlfriend about having people crash at our place. We will have just moved in at that point, so it may not be a possibility. If it is possible, the house is less than three miles from Carousel Mall. I will update ASAP.

It looks as if we won't be moved in by that weekend. Frowntown. Unfortunately that means no guests.

[Deep6er]

OK, so VA might have as many as 9 coming. The list of people who (might, waiting for finalization for some of them) are coming is as follows:

Me
Dan (nitewolf9)
Damon (Parcher)
Anwar (AnwarA101)
Brian (Ewokslayer)
Alix (Obfuscate Freely)
Jesse H (Mad Zur)
Krieger (Krieger)
Kevin Kehoe (beastman)

Not all of them have confirmed yet, but that's the theoretical list so far.

As an aside, if I recall correctly, Jesse Hatfield doesn't get along so well with cats. I don't think it was a problem when we were at Kadilak's, but I noticed that Zach's new avatar had a cat in it. Do you have a cat Zach?

Additionally, we'll be finalizing things this week. So, are the people who still offered space still cool with (up to 9) people coming? How soon do you need numbers? How soon do you want confirmation?