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    Bad behavior

    Ok I played in a legacy tournament this weekend in Springfield, Mo.

    3rd round in my opponent and I are both 2-0

    I am playing goblins, my opponent is playing U/B/G landstill

    First round

    I get out 3 aether vial in the 1st 4 turns he looks at me says "are you fucking kidding me" scoops puts his deck in his box and chucks it at my head (misses thank god), calls me a fucking loser and grabs his bag, walks out gets in his car and leaves. I proceed to pick up his deck off the floor (yes he left it). I go to the store owner and he says he has no idea who the guy is very first time they ever seen him in there. I hand them the deck he ask me "what do you want me to do with this" i asked it to return it to him when he comes back, the owner told me to keep it. But I left my phone number in case the dude comes looking for his cards.


    Short stroy is this odd for legacy or does it happen a lot with people throwing fits and walking out and shit, or did I just get that one psycho magic player. or is it my charming personality that makes them snap. I have been described as a mix between Drew Carrey and Robin Williams. (and I talkt o my cards as I play them)

    EDIT: I came in second place and won a set of Seas (and there was another set in the deck LOL)


    EDIT 2 : PROOF READING YOUR POST IS MAD TECH SO PEOPLE DONT THINK YOU ARE RETARDED....OOPS TO LATE(its why I am the founding member of team short bus LOL)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Fanatic View Post
    the owner told me to keep it. But I left my phone number in case the dude comes looking for his cards.
    (/sees opportunity for a free deck...)

    GIMME MY CARDS, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!



    Ok, no, it was not really me. Some people get too emotionally invested in shit. (Vials... Seas... What were you playing, btw?)

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    Re: Bad behavior

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Fanatic View Post
    I am playing solidarity, my opponent is playing U/B/G landstill

    I get out 3 aether vial in the 1st 4 turns

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    Quote Originally Posted by ykpon View Post
    i was wrong I was playing goblins i just been deck desting solidarity all day today so my brain is fried
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    Re: Bad behavior

    I've never heard of such a strong reaction.

    I've actually never even heard anyone get cussed out, much less physically assaulted.

    That guy had to be on some sort of meds to not only do that but then to abandon several hundred dollars like that. Bizarre...

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    Re: Bad behavior

    If you really feel bad about keeping the deck you can give it to me. It'll save me a lot of money getting all the blue stuff to start playing legacy for real and not just on MWS.

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    Re: Bad behavior

    I would also be happy to take the deck off your hands.
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    Re: Bad behavior

    I would keep the cards as payment for emotional distress.

    I've been pissed after a lost like I'm sure many of us have. For instance, I drew against some douche bag (who's on the source) in the second round of GP: Chicago, I cussed him out for slow playing and just overall being a prick. I can't say that I threw anything at him, but I sure wanted to jump the table and punch him for taking a second turn game 1 of over 6 minutes that resulted in land, go.
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    That shit would get you banned from the DCI for years if it got reported. Keep that deck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [SLAYER]chaos View Post
    If you really feel bad about keeping the deck you can give it to me. It'll save me a lot of money getting all the blue stuff to start playing legacy for real and not just on MWS.
    Quote Originally Posted by heroicraptor View Post
    I would also be happy to take the deck off your hands.
    Jeez, do you two start sticking your hands down a girl's pants when your buddy's making out with her, or is it just Magic?

    Quote Originally Posted by rockout View Post
    I drew against some douche bag (who's on the source) in the second round of GP: Chicago
    Haha.

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    6 minutes that resulted in land, go.
    ...less funny.

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    Re: Bad behavior

    it happens alright. This is minor opposed to major. If you caught the guy cheating in plain sight, you have the right to do what is necessary to maintain the law.

    I've come across people worse.

    Here's one done back in 2004:

    Tri Tran; plays a bunch of illegal moves with his affinity deck. Caught in the act, tries to turn it around by accusing his opponent of cheating by declaring himself, by default, the winner of that game.

    My buddy points out that he was cheating. Tri plays against my buddy (who was using a random tron deck, made from spare parts). Tri loses horribily to Searing Wind, and burn spells. While that game was going on, Tri tries to cheat, and is caught again.

    Everyone catches onto his habits, he leaves for good.

    The reason why you always want to be on good terms with people, rather than bad (it snags).

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    Re: Bad behavior

    Keep the deck, if he asks for it carefully aim for his head...
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    Re: Bad behavior

    Keep the deck, if he asks for it carefully aim for his head...
    You should sign a message on the FoW's or board sweeper for him first. Perhaps the message should say: 'This card is good against Aether Vial (a deck-throwing condition), but it magically cannot be found in the opening draws of persons lacking sportsmanship.'




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    You can always throw it back at him. Make sure you don't miss though.
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    Re: Bad behavior

    My friend has told me of someone coming over the table at him (which was stupid, because the assailant was apparently not big or thinking clearly, and my friend was at the time a skilled 300-lb lineman on a well known high school team). Other than that, though, the most I've known people to do is sulk a little in the hall or out on the porch, a sin I'd guess we're all guilty of on occasion.

    Quote Originally Posted by rockout View Post
    I drew against some douche bag (who's on the source) in the second round of GP: Chicago, I cussed him out for slow playing and just overall being a prick. I can't say that I threw anything at him, but I sure wanted to jump the table and punch him for taking a second turn game 1 of over 6 minutes that resulted in land, go.
    Forgive me for not locating the particular section in the comprehensive rules, but the technical term for this is stalling. You can, and should, call a judge on this kind of shit. That's beyond ridiculous.
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    Like, you know that feeling when you are walking outside and you step in dog shit?
    Thats the exact feeling i have when my opponent opens with Land, Mox diamond, Dark Confidant.

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    Re: Bad behavior

    That reminds me of the story Jacob Van Lunen posted a couple of weeks ago in his Dragons to Riches column a couple of weeks ago.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Van Lunen
    I opened a decent Sealed Deck and started the tournament with a 6-0 record. In Round 7 I was paired against the most pugnacious Magic player I’ve ever met.

    It was Game 1, and the board state was pretty simple. My opponent tapped out for a Cytospawn Shambler and attempted to pass the turn. He only had a Cytospawn Shambler and a Centaur Safeguard in play. I cast Wrecking Ball on his end step targeting the Centaur. He started laughing uncontrollably.
    Cytospawn Shambler

    Centaur Safeguard

    “You’re so stupid. Why didn’t you kill my Shambler? Oh my God, you’re perhaps the dumbest person I’ve ever met. Can I take a picture with you after this match? I want to show people that I met the biggest idiot alive.”

    “Is it my turn?”

    “Yeah, it’s your turn, moron.”

    “Twisted Justice?”
    Twisted Justice

    I’ve never seen someone turn more red in my life. He picked his deck up off the table, stood up, and spiked the deck as hard as he could at my face. He was promptly disqualified, and I had my spot in the Top 8.
    As for me I'm glad I have never met a player whom was such a poor sport to want and try and throw objects at my head. That said I have met a few jerks in my time. From my experiences though such players seem to be in a minority which is good as the rest of us can enjoy the game much better without such individuals around.
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    He just lives the dream!

    Sometimes you just think of what he just did with his deck!
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    Re: Bad behavior

    well like a friend said, It was most likely the only way he was doing 20 damage to my skull after that opening.
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    Re: Bad behavior

    Back in my Star Wars days I had a guy yelling at me during the entire match. I was playing baraguins, which was basically a combo deck. Thing was, Star Wars didn't have combo decks. Also, it didn't kill you all at once, any time anyone figured out a combo like that Decipher errataed it. The deck was was like losing to Solitary Confinement lock with Rod of Ruin as the only win con. The guy was yelling to his buddies, "hey come meet the biggest asshole ever!" and shit like that. The TO came over to give him a game loss, and asked what the hell was going on. I told him to look at the board, it took him a minuet to realize what I the situation was. He decided not to give the game loss, because playing it out was a much better punishment, "play it out, stop yelling kid."

    Another time, I traveled to a tournament about an hour away, and their was another contingent from my local meta who showed up as well, they were cranky we were there since me and my friend jockeyed back and for for the highest rating in the state and they were looking forward to a tournament we were not at. There were about 120 people there, and the fist pairing that was called out was Me vs. one of them who I had never lost to, ever. He screamed "Fuck!" and windmill slammed the table he was at, bouncing about 6 decks onto the floor. Awesome, I won that game too.
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    Re: Bad behavior

    Holy Christ, I'm glad I've never met anyone like that. The worst I've ever seen was a guy going into a rage after he drew a card too many in a casual multiplayer game and got caught on it. He started shouting, packed his bags and left.

    O_o

    Some people just confirm the antisocial magic-player stereotype a bit too well :(
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