Obligatory shitty card creation thread

[puppektion]

Frantic Looking
2U
Instant
Draw 2 cards, then discard a card from your hand. Untap up to two lands.

Might be too good, but it would be nice to have either that or Frantic Search.

If it were discard three cards, it might be printable. But as it is, this is busted as fuck, considering Frantic Search does less for just as much.

[gravemind123]

If it were discard three cards, it might be printable. But as it is, this is busted as fuck, considering Frantic Search does less for just as much.

Well, I suppose having it discard two cards would make it a slightly worse Frantic Search, but yeah, probably still a bit too good. I would just like to make Solidarity a bit better of a deck, since it's so fun to play.

[puppektion]

Well, I suppose having it discard two cards would make it a slightly worse Frantic Search, but yeah, probably still a bit too good. I would just like to make Solidarity a bit better of a deck, since it's so fun to play.

Frantic search: Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

What was suggested was significantly better than frantic search (and would promptly be banned) while what you just suggested would be... frantic search.

[Ectoplasm]

His version only untaps two lands which is a big drawback when used in solidarity.

[puppektion]

His version only untaps two lands which is a big drawback when used in solidarity.

I can read, i swear. Regardless, it would be comparable in power, chiefly to the fact that it doesn't cause card disadvantage, and once a high tide has been cast, while it doesn't net you a vast amount of mana, it still leaves you in the green. Even without the high tide, its a Catalog that untaps 2 lands. I still vote that it'd be nuts.

[MULocke]

His version only untaps two lands which is a big asset when used in solidarity.

Fixed. I hear high tide is good.

[Nonex]

Format Warper
Artifact
Spells with converted mana cost 3 or greater have cascade.
"Force of Will is banned."
- B/R List Changes

[Van Phanel]

His version only untaps two lands which is a big drawback when used in solidarity.

Fixed. I hear high tide is good.

He obviously meant in comparison to Frantic Search...

[MULocke]

He obviously meant in comparison to Frantic Search...

I thought that at first, but it being a "big drawback" sounds kinda weird on a card that still likely nets mana. Needs less ambiguity.

[Ectoplasm]

Fixed. I hear high tide is good.

I heard Frantic Search is good as well, also there's been about two pages with the words 'frantic search' in every 2nd post so puh-lease

[Barook]

Brainsucker
Creature - Zombie
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Brainsucker.
1/1

[Jason]

Format Warper
Artifact
Spells with converted mana cost 3 or greater have cascade.
"Force of Will is banned."
- B/R List Changes

Fact or Fiction is gonna be even more broken!

[gamegeek2]

Mental Pulse
As an additional cost to play CARDNAME, discard a card or pay 3.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 4.

Blood Ritual
Sorcery
Add to your mana pool.

Forbidden Lore
Sorcery
Search your library for 2 cards with different names and reveal them. Then, any player may pay 2 life. Starting with you, each player who paid life this way may choose a card revealed this way and put it into its owner’s graveyard. Put the rest of the revealed cards into your hand.

[Digital Devil]

Brainsucker
Creature - Zombie
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Brainsucker.
1/1

Balanced and elegant.

[johanessen]

Blood Ritual
Sorcery
Add to your mana pool.

You're joking.

[jimirynk]

How about:

land

tap: add
threshold
tap sac: destroy an artifact or an enchantment.

[Aggro_zombies]

Naturalize is generally mono-green these days. White can sometimes get slower, more expensive ones with a bonus attached. Something like:

Disenchantment Grove
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add to your mana pool.
, T, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

[jimirynk]

Naturalize is generally mono-green these days. White can sometimes get slower, more expensive ones with a bonus attached. Something like:

Disenchantment Grove
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add to your mana pool.
, T, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

I think it needing thresh, 2 colors to activate and not making color mana would make it a lot less broken then simply comes into play tapped.

Maybe,

Disenchantment Grove
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
Threshold
,T, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Still would be one of the most broken lands to be printed.

Or if the hold threshold aspect of it is to out there.

Disenchantment Grove
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
,T, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

OR it could have a requirement of controlling a white and green permanent to nerf it a little.

Like

Disenchantment Grove
Land.
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
:: ,T, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target artifact or enchantment, only if you control a green and white permanent.

[Phoenix Ignition]

How about adding the claus: Destroy target artifact or enchantment if you have Threshold.

In this case, people could save Relics, crypts, or possibly even ravenous trap to make it not work, but you still have to sac it.

Otherwise I still think it's too good.

[jimirynk]

So?

Disenchantment Grove
Land
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
,T, Sacrifice ~: Destroy target artifact or enchantment if you have threshold.

I like it.
It needs dredge for 1.=P