Title says it all, whats your favorite flavor text?
Day of Judgment - I have seen planes leveled and all life rendered to dust. It brought no pleasure, even to a heart as dark as mine. - Sorin Markov
Burning Wish - She wished for a weapon, but not for the skill to use it.
Chandra's Outrage - Her mind is an incredible mix of emotion and power. Even if I could grasp it, I couldn't hold it for long. - Jace Beleren, on Chandra Nalaar.
That's the best flavor text for me.
Chub Toad
"Chub toad, chub toad
At the door.
Run away quick
Or you'll run no more."
—Traditional children's rhyme
Super Bizarros Team.
HUEHUEHUE BRBRBR. VIVA DILMA!!! EM NOME DE JESUS CRISTO!
The german flavortext from [card]Snap[/card] :
Und tschüß.
Every DTB forum update is simply shuffling around the same ten decks.
Living metal encasing dying flesh.
~Phyrexian Tower
Team Legal Actions.
Wasteland
"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise."
- Oracle en-Vec
Brutal Suppression
"They no longer care about their own suffering. Show them something worse."
- Latulla, Keldon overseer
Toil to Renown
The last survivor of her patrol, the warrior returned expecting disappointment and scorn. Instead she found gratitude. "You are alive. That is reason to celebrate."
Barrin, Master Wizard
"Knowledge is no more expensive than ignorance, and at least as satisfying."
Crovax, Ascendant Hero
Crovax was destined for an angel's curse, but one warped timeline saw the noble redeemed.
Swat
Few who cross Phage have the chance to repeat the mistake.
Lava Axe - "Catch"
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." - John Lennon
After my favorite vintage deck:
"Meat and eggs. We eat!"
"Think of all we could learn from it! It's the chance of a lifetime! You must let me have it! It's a magnificent specimen!"
Scandinavian Master Legacy 2010
World champion 93/94 2013
Grim Feast
''Hmmm- Midnight snack.''
If there is such a thing as too much power, I have not discovered it.” —Volrath
Founding father of Team Moosebite, the team that really bites.
Per my username, I love me some Goblin flava text:
Goblin Offensive: They certainly are.
Mogg Jailer: "Hey! Wake Up!" ~ Mogg secret password.
Mogg Flunkies: They'll attack whatever's in front of them –– as long as you tell them where that is.
Who says the Internet isn't full of <3?
Originally Posted by Aleksandr
Paradise Lost, book 10:
O miserable of happy! Is this the end
Of this new glorious world, and me so late.
The glory of that glory, who now become
Accursed of blessed?
0.05.14 [Digital Devil] <Digital Devil> Ach! Hans, run! It's the Tarmogoyf!
0.05.17 [Hans (GER)] <Hans (GER)> ...
0.05.20 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
Love this one from M11
Goblin Spy is awesome too.
"Ïsn't he on our side?"
"Yep."
"Then why is he spying on us?"
"Don't ask."
Ice Age's Incinerate: "Yes, I think 'toast' is an appropriate description." -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably delicious.
Team ADHD-To resist is to piss in the wind. Anyone who does will end up smelling.
Juzam Djinn
"Expect my visit when the darkness comes. The night I think is best for hiding all." -Ouallada
Every culture has its unlucky numbers. In a city where you're either alone, in a crowd, or being stabbed in the back, Two is the worst number of all.- Spell Snare
I wrecked your metal guy, boss. But look! I made you an ashtray.- Goblin Welder
Glok loved storms.. He'd sit an' watch an' laugh through the whole thing. I miss him.-Squee goblin cabin hand. -Firestorm.
The isle of Wak-Wak, home of a tribe of winged folk, is named for a peculiar fruit that grows there. The fruit looks like a women's head, and when ripe speaks the word "Wak"- Island of Wak-Wak
"I will show you fear in a handful of dust." — T. S. Eliot, "The Waste Land"
Foil DCI Promo Wasteland
hard to choose, so much awesome flavor in Magic's history. I'll agree with Goblin Offensive and Lava Axe, and add these:
Bottle Gnomes - Reinforcements . . . or refreshments?
Organ Harvest - "Lucy, you've got some spleenin' to do."
EDIT:
One more that needs to be said:
Remand - "Well, at least all of that arm-waving and arcane babbling you did was impressive."
thats some awesome shit right there.
Skizzik No Kicker. Like a true retard.
That one always cracked me up.
And this one, because it is so true.
Last edited by Volrath; 07-09-2010 at 07:56 PM.
If there is such a thing as too much power, I have not discovered it.” —Volrath
Founding father of Team Moosebite, the team that really bites.
"This violent wasteland is an indictment of its people. These cowards lack the will to oppose disorder." --Meddling Mage from Alara Reborn.
I love this one. It's so typically white/blue.
Rishadan Port is like scuba gear.
--FoulQ
i like this one:
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