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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveric78f View Post
    cast > play since M10.
    there is never caps with card's types.

    Apart from these points I agree that your wording is better than mine. I'm still not sure it's good enough.
    I'm not sure how to properly word activating an activated ability of a permanent card in a graveyard that you just sacrificed. I suppose you could say "Choose an activated ability of the sacrificed Planeswalker and activate it without paying its costs." It just sound weird though.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Lord of Shadows
    Creature - Horror
    Unearth
    Other creatures you control that entered the battlefield without you paying their mana cost get +1/+1 and have swampwalk.
    2/2

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    What do y'all think of this card,

    Sadistic Tutor 1B
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    Each player searches his or her library for a card and puts it into their hand.

    @ Malchar, that is really confusing.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Malchar View Post
    Lord of Shadows
    Creature - Horror
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    Other creatures you control that entered the battlefield without you paying their mana cost get +1/+1 and have swampwalk.
    2/2
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Metagame Annihilator AKA Vintage Players can suck it long and hard
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    You may pay 1 life and exile either a blue or black card from your hand rather than pay ~'s mana cost.
    Counter target spell cast from a graveyard. Remove all graveyards from the game.

    update: should probably be WG instead to really bone them.

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    Ichorid WANTS.
    Fixed.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Malchar View Post
    Lord of Shadows
    Creature - Horror
    Unearth
    Other creatures you control that entered the battlefield without you paying their mana cost get +1/+1 and have swampwalk.
    2/2
    Clever idea, but it's really hard to track that way. Maybe something more like this:

    Whenever a creature you control enters the battlefield, if you didn't play it from your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
    Creatures with a +1/+1 counter on it have swampwalk.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Barook View Post
    Clever idea, but it's really hard to track that way.
    Very true. Of course, making it into a triggered ability nearly defeats the purpose. The creatures still die to instant speed removal or engineered plague.

    Anyway, here's another card that I have had sitting around:

    Engineered Victory 1W
    Enchantment
    As ~ enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
    Creatures that aren't of the chosen type get +1/+1.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    That card exists, and is called Shared Triumph.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Carabas View Post
    That card exists, and is called Shared Triumph.
    Its not the same.

    Engineered Victory 1W
    Enchantment
    As ~ enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
    Creatures that aren't of the chosen type get +1/+1.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    I wanted to try my hand at a few quasi-colorshifts. It's my take on a white Engineered Plague, although the name pretty much gives it away.

    Wicked Shadowwalker
    Creature - Demon Wizard
    T, Exile each other permanent you control: Return all permanent cards from your graveyard to the battlefield, then put each card exiled by ~ into its owner's graveyard.
    1/2

    I've been trying to hammer out something like the above for a while. I want the effect, but I'm still balancing the costs.

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    Quicksilver Drop 1
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    As Quicksilver Drop enter into play, choose an artifact with cmc 0. Quicksilver drop come into play tapped as a copy of that artifact.

    Meganecro.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    When I used to play Yugioh, I used to love Yata. Maybe a Magic Version?:

    (as posted from the B/R thread)

    Flashbang Elemental

    Creature - Elemental

    Sacrifice ~ at the beginning of the next end step.

    Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, that player cannot draw cards until the end of that player's turn

    2/1
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    Sorcery

    Target player discards two cards at random and you discard one card at random.
    One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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    Crystal Mox - 0
    Artifact

    Crystal Mox comes into play tapped.
    T: Add 1 to your mana pool.

    Mana acceleration that doesn't make all combo more degenerate and is usable as non turn-1 ramp by everyone that cares to.

    I also wouldn't mind seeing a reworking of the free "hoser" creatures from MM that didn't hose so much as mostly just suck. Like:

    [Fixed Rushwood Legate] 3G
    Creature - Elf Druid

    Flash.
    If an opponent controls a non-basic land, you may cast [Fixed Rushwood Legate] paying [Fixed Rushwood Legate]'s casting cost.
    When [Fixed Rushwood Legate] enters the battlefield, remove all cards in all graveyards from the game.
    2/2

    And all similar to that, addressing things their colors tend to address, or maybe be multicolored, but all free off non-basic lands, or spells cast, or something that tends to occur in Legacy.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    They say the Stoneforge Mystic / Snapcaster Mage / Dark Confidant / Tarmogoyf cycle is missing the red piece. Here's my take on it:

    Chandra's Right Hand
    Creature - Human Warrior Shaman
    Haste; Level up - Pay 1 life (3/3)
    [Level 2-3] Lifelink; T: Chandra's Right Hand deals 2 damage to target creature or player. (0/1)
    [Level 4+] T, Discard X cards: Draw X cards; : Remove any number of level counters from Chandra's Right Hand. (0/4)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nonex View Post
    They say the Stoneforge Mystic / Snapcaster Mage / Dark Confidant / Tarmogoyf cycle is missing the red piece. Here's my take on it:

    Chandra's Right Hand
    Creature - Human Warrior Shaman
    Haste; Level up - Pay 1 life (3/3)
    [Level 2-3] Lifelink; T: Chandra's Right Hand deals 2 damage to target creature or player. (0/1)
    [Level 4+] T, Discard X cards: Draw X cards; : Remove any number of level counters from Chandra's Right Hand. (0/4)
    OK, let me get this strait. this is a 3/3 haste for 2? that if you pay two life turns into a better lavamancer? ok sure.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Black Brainstorm - "Braindrain"
    B - Instant

    Look through opponents hand and the top three cards of that player's library. Choose one card from amongst those and discard it, then place two cards from those remaining back on top of that players library in any order.

    Sound too good? That's because it is. Just like Brainstorm.

    Someday Brainstorm is going to be banned.

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    Twelve Angry Men
    Sorcery (R)
    Put twelve red 2/2 Human Berserker tokens with haste onto the battlefield.

    Flashback

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by frogczar View Post
    Black Brainstorm - "Braindrain"
    B - Instant

    Look through opponents hand and the top three cards of that player's library. Choose one card from amongst those and discard it, then place two cards from those remaining back on top of that players library in any order.

    Sound too good? That's because it is. Just like Brainstorm.

    Someday Brainstorm is going to be banned.

    B - sorcery

    target opponent draws 3 cards, then reveals his or her hand, choose two cards other than basic land from it. That player discards those cards.

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