Obligatory shitty card creation thread

[Bed Decks Palyer]

Cool Name, the Pack Leader
Legendary Creature - Cat

First Strike, Plainswalk

Your white and green cat creatures
with cmc three or less get +1/+1.

_____________________________ 3/3




I like cats.

[DarthVicious]

Demon's Promise
BBBBB
Sorcery
Draw a card and lose 1 life.
Storm

Lots of people are going to mindlessly dismiss this card just because it says 'draw' and 'storm' on the same monoblack card. Five mana is quite a bit even with rituals, and even if you double ritual into this as an opener (mox, rit, rit, promise) you only get 4 cards. Not quite enough to keep going.


Ravage
RR
Sorcery
Destroy target nonbasic land.

Posted before, but... I like it that much. Elegant and strong but not overpowered. And an obvious homage.


Arcane Sacrifice
U
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast, discard a land or creature.
Draw three cards.

Maybe a bit much, but I wanted to take a crack at 'fixing' a Recall.

[Vicar in a tutu]

Gaea's Hierophant

Creature – Human Druid.

Nontoken creatures can only enter the battlefield when cast from a player's hand.

3/1.

[Vicar in a tutu]

Metrudora, the Aura Mistress

Planeswalker - Metrudora

+1: Look at the top card of your library. If it's an enchantment card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
-x: Search your library for an enchantment card with converted mana cost x or less and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
-6: You get an emblem with "In your upkeep, you may search your library for an enchantment card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library."

Starting loyalty: 3

[TsumiBand]

So, enchantments then.

[Vicar in a tutu]

So, enchantments then.

Yes.

[ahg113]

The planeswalker has no way to protect herself, and her ultimate seems a lil like a better Enduring Ideal.

I'd drop the ultimate, and replace with the -x ability. Increase the +1 to a +2, or leave at +1 and have it peek two cards down.

And lastly, I'd have the card make a 1/1 white enchantment creature token with flying at a -1 ability.

[[SLAYER]chaos]

What about something like this

+1: Scry 2, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's an enchantment card put it into your hand.
0: Search your deck for an enchantment card, shuffle your library, then put that card on top of it.
-6: Search your library for up to three enchantment cards and put them onto the battlefield.

[Vicar in a tutu]

The planeswalker has no way to protect herself, and her ultimate seems a lil like a better Enduring Ideal.

I'd drop the ultimate, and replace with the -x ability. Increase the +1 to a +2, or leave at +1 and have it peek two cards down.

And lastly, I'd have the card make a 1/1 white enchantment creature token with flying at a -1 ability.

The ultimate was based on Enduring Ideal, yes. I think what you suggest would make it slightly overpowered. The +1-ability is fine with Enlightened Tutor, Sterling Grove, Sensei's Top, etc. Dack Fayden also has no way to defend himself, unless he manages to steal an artifact creature from an opponent. Metrudora is - at worst - Idyllic Tutor (for enchantments with CMC 3 or less), at best she can be a card-advantage machine in Enchantress-style decks. Though I could change the first ability to look at the top two cards, like you suggest. The ability was based of Domri Rade, but creatures are far more prevalent than creatures (though obviously not in all decks). I don't think I can replace the "epic" ultimate ability with something that she can use from the get-go (you suggested replacing her ultimate with the -x ability, leaving her with three abilities that are useful when she is cast, I think this goes against the spirit of the planeswalkers, they all have one ability that is awesome and requires some build-up to get to, with the exception of Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas, who is bananas).

She can tutor for lots of good enchantments, Rest in Peace, Counterbalance, Energy Field, Elephant Grass, Oblivion Ring (though this kills her unless plussing her first), Enchantress' Presence (same), Stony Silence, Carpet of Flowers, Choke, etc.

[Vicar in a tutu]

What about something like this

+1: Scry 2, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's an enchantment card put it into your hand.
0: Search your deck for an enchantment card, shuffle your library, then put that card on top of it.
-6: Search your library for up to three enchantment cards and put them onto the battlefield.

Those are cool, i think I'll change my +1 to match yours.

[ESG]

Relic of the Just
1
Artifact
Creatures cannot have or gain protection.
Tap, sacrifice: Draw a card.


I like sideboard cards.

[Bed Decks Palyer]

These common cards we missed for ages:



Ruric's Lumberjack
Creature - Elf Druid
Tap: Add to your
mana pool.________1/1




Elves of Shallow Shadow
Creature - Elf Druid
Tap: Add to your mana
pool. ~ deals 1 dmg to you.
____________________1/1

[Vicar in a tutu]

Relic of the Just
1
Artifact
Creatures cannot have or gain protection.
Tap, sacrifice: Draw a card.


I like sideboard cards.

This is cool. Another f*** *** to True-Name. Maybe have the tap-ability cost ?

[PirateKing]

Relic of the Just
1
Artifact
Creatures cannot have or gain protection.
Tap, sacrifice: Draw a card.


I like sideboard cards.

Get on my level
2BB
Enchantment
As long as you don't control a creature with flying, all creatures lose flying. The same is true for fear, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, landwalk, lifelink, protection, reach, trample, shroud, and vigilance.

[Quasim0ff]

Get on my level
2BB
Enchantment
As long as you don't control a creature with flying, all creatures lose flying. The same is true for fear, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, landwalk, lifelink, protection, reach, trample, shroud, and vigilance.

Esper with this card and moat gonna be hilarious

Kappa

[Julian23]

Gaea's Hierophant

Creature – Human Druid.

Nontoken creatures can only enter the battlefield when cast from a player's hand.

3/1.

So what happens if I cast a creature from any other zone, does it remain on the stack?

[Holly]

Esper with this card and moat gonna be hilarious

Kappa

There's Humility doing a way better job if played without Moat.
+ sweet with manlands.

[Barook]

Relic of the Just
1
Artifact
Creatures cannot have or gain protection.
Tap, sacrifice: Draw a card.

I like sideboard cards.

Add hexproof to that and we have a deal.

That said, I think it should mirror Relic of Progenitus more and cost to sac. Otherwise, it's basically a colorless 1 mana cantrip that shits on protection creatures.

[TsumiBand]

So what happens if I cast a creature from any other zone, does it remain on the stack?

....and the game is a draw!

Yeah, it'd need to specify where the creatures go, if the card were to allow a creature spell to be cast at all.

This seems like it would effectively counter every token generating spell ever, as well. Call of the Herd tokens ETB because a card said to do it; the Elephant token didn't come from your hand.

[Quasim0ff]

There's Humility doing a way better job if played without Moat.
+ sweet with manlands.

I didn't say it'd be competitive, but having GOML and Moat on the table is pretty much the ultimate lock vs. creatures :p