[Tournament] 4x Tarmogoyf 4/19/08 Hadley, Ma

[Zach Tartell]

My apologies for having a job. And my apologies for not realizing he made top 8 last time. A Zach Tertell groupie would look more like Bozo the Clown.

You're correct, kind sir. A Zach Tertell groupie would indeed look like Bonzo the clown. If we explore the vast world of Zach Tartell groupies, however, we find Carmen Electra (pre-Rodman), George Washington Carver, and the Ghost of Rutherford B. Hayes. A truly classy entourage.


Man, smack talk for an event I have no plans on attending is truly splendid.