Damnit, you beat me to it. Geez, IBA is such a nubcake ^^. Anyhoo, why has this thread transformed into an answer-taco's-list-and-flex-your-epeen-thread? And yes, that's a retorical question: please, do NOT answer.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably delicious. Team ADHD-To resist is to piss in the wind. Anyone who does will end up smelling.