This is ridiculous.

My point about S&T was not to derail the thread about S&T, but rather show that if we can somehow adapt to all the TIMMEH! crap it can cheat in, then why the hell are we even worried about a 3/1 for 1UU Pro-You? Not arguing that it's a badly designed card for a 1v1 format; just arguing it's nowhere near banworthy.