Kadilak's Dual Land Draft III 4/28/07

[Shriekmaw]

Don't get your hopes up scrub.

I think your the last person to be calling people scrubs when it comes to playing cards. Lets take a look back to see how good you are at playing cards.

:)

[Bryant Cook]

I'll be there...and I'm winning.

Hollywood, C'mon man lets be honest here. When was the last time you even came close to a Top 8, let alone winning?

[Michael Keller]

Hollywood, C'mon man lets be honest here. When was the last time you even came close to a Top 8, let alone winning?

I used to Top 4 when you were in diapers! It's been a long while. One of the main reasons I sucked out so bad the last time I played was because I didn't have any cards to actually play with. Guess what...now, I do. Besides, I've already got a team formed with some very recognizable, formidable players. See you on the 28th and bring your best.

Better believe that we will.

[Peter_Rotten]

A Legend Trash-Talking Model:

Step one: Talk a big game
Step two: Talk some more
Step three: Play burn
Step four: Scrub out

At least Bryant has actually top 8ed with his POS deck.

[calosso]

A Legend Trash-Talking Model:

Step one: Talk a big game
Step two: Talk some more
Step three: Play burn
Step four: Scrub out

At least Bryant has actually top 8ed with his POS deck.

Have you ever top 8'ed any major tournaments? If so, you shouldn't be talking.

[Peter_Rotten]

Have you ever top 8'ed any major tournaments? If so, you shouldn't be talking.

Notice I'm still talking. You do the math. And BTW, I'll be shuffling your shit if I play you.

[Michael Keller]

Have you ever top 8'ed any major tournaments? If so, you shouldn't be talking.

Finals in 2003 Rochester Type 1 Championship.
Finals in 2003 Rochester Type 1.5 Championship.
10th at TMD I.
Top 4 - Virginia Mox Jet Tourney.

Shut Up.

[Bryant Cook]

Wait...was that supposed to be impressive?

EDIT: Rotten- Piece of shit deck? If or when we play, I bet 20$ I beat you.

[Peter_Rotten]

Wait...was that supposed to be impressive?

EDIT: Rotten- Piece of shit deck? If or when we play, I bet 20$ I beat you.

2 out of 3? With standard SBs?

[Michael Keller]

Actually, it's quite impressive. When I take Magic seriously I do well. When I don't, I could care less. If you take a look at the players who were in that field before you even considered playing, it's probably a more impressive feat than you beating ten year old kids every Sunday with your turbo-turbo-TURBO "hyped up" EPIC trash or whatever...will ever be.
I'm playing to win - show up.

[Bryant Cook]

Yeah, I don't fear Chalice.

[Nightmare]

Look, the real question is, Will P_R bitch out on the afterparty as usual?

[Peter_Rotten]

Yeah, I don't fear Chalice.

Chalice Shmalice. Chalice is for Norm and little girls.

Look, the real question is, Will P_R bitch out on the afterparty as usual?

There is no question about it. It is a NEAR guarantee.






edit that I bitch out.

[Nightmare]

Wipe the sand out of your vag, Suzie Rottencrotch.

[Peter_Rotten]

Wipe the sand out of your vag, Suzie Rottencrotch.

Bah! The last time I did that, I ended up with two kids. The sand stays.

[Nightmare]

Bah! The last time I did that, I ended up with two kids. The sand stays.

I bet yo uevery dollar and card I own that you will not end up impregnating any women if you come out with us.

[noobslayer]

Sorry Hollywood, but I need to remind you that you got beat by Zilla Stompy last year. No hard feelings though.

[Michael Keller]

That's true, I'll give you that. But if you refer to above: I had no cards and had to borrow half a bad deck just because I wanted to play and have a good time. It's actually good to own a lot of cards again and be able to play with whatever I choose.

[noobslayer]

So does that mean I'll see you round one?

[Michael Keller]

We'll see ;)

edit:

Yeah, I don't fear Chalice.

Not for 'zero' or 'one'...you don't.