I lawled, I cried, and I lawled some more.
Exalted Angel.
Not white weenie. Kithkin tribal son. Just look at the artwork on Cenn's Heir. That's one bad ass fucking hobbit son. He's got a cape, and he's defending his village and shit. If I ever saw a midget walking around in a cape, I'd know that was one dude not to fuck with. He'll straight up bite your nuts off.
Oh yeah, and Geoff Smelski wins this event IF he shows up.
My only dream is that yours never come true.
"People played violin as the Titanic sank. Tomorrow they will play Green Day songs with plastic keytars as their Hoovervilles burn."
I'll be bringing 0 as I'm in Illinois (it sucks way out here). I think that rsaunder, TheBirdMan, and CaptainLyle811 will be there from the team.
And about the Suntail Hawks, well, how much will you pay to see 4 of them in the 75 of a top8 deck? I think our storm deck has some free slots...
BZK! - Storm Boards
Been there, tried that, still casting Doomsday.
Drawing my deck for 0 mana since 2013.
Yo, and if the winner plays 4x Carrier Pidgeons main deck, I'll give said person a hot bj.
Who is man enough to play both Suntail Hawk AND Carrier Pidgeons in a Legacy maindeck?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. As I promised before, I got some hizzzot asian boosters to "give away" if any of you can beat an EPIC player. And by "give away", I mean take back home with me since you're all going to get owned.
My only dream is that yours never come true.
"People played violin as the Titanic sank. Tomorrow they will play Green Day songs with plastic keytars as their Hoovervilles burn."
BZK! - Storm Boards
Been there, tried that, still casting Doomsday.
Drawing my deck for 0 mana since 2013.
Look, all trash talking aside, this event is going to rock. Or be on the rocks, I'm not sure.
Team Info-Ninjas: Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
My Videos: Chiron Beta Prime, Flickr, Re: Your Brains
Originally Posted by Slay
I might just do it anyway.
Sexy
Team Info-Ninjas: Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
My Videos: Chiron Beta Prime, Flickr, Re: Your Brains
Originally Posted by Slay
Hey, he has to win first.
I know.
Team Info-Ninjas: Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
My Videos: Chiron Beta Prime, Flickr, Re: Your Brains
Originally Posted by Slay
That would be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then Hollywood's MD Polar Karkens.I might just do it anyway.
Quote Scrumdogg @ Amrod's:
"Didn't you know that Mike Glow invented this format?? We are all just renting it."
The EPIC Syndicate - Grindermen
Team Disquailified Poster Duey Cheatem & Howe.
The stories of my demise have been grossly exaggerated
First you wanna fuck Mike Herbig (can't actually blame you there) and now you wanna see a guy suck another guy off?????
Addendum to the tourney rules: All gay (male) sex acts to be preformed in private ONLY!!!
Guess this means all my matches will be played in the men's bathroom.Addendum to the tourney rules: All gay (male) sex acts to be preformed in private ONLY!!!
/sigh
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