[Conflux] Set Discussion (formerly spoilers)

[Omega]

Are you people really arguing about which card is bigger than another one?

if yes, you all fail because Akroma wins it.

Hotness + Body + skin + the ability to fly on your bed > all big long scary ugly creature you might have
Plus, Akroma has protection from illness, and she has first time, i mean first strike

[spirit of the wretch]

Hotness + Body + skin + the ability to fly on your bed > all big long scary ugly creature you might have
Plus, Akroma has protection from illness, and she has first time, i mean first strike

With a razor-sharp sword...

[Mordel]

Back to the debate as to which is a bigger creature, in regards to size...when dudes start talking about which card they'd rather fuck, I draw the "too geeky line".

Anyway, power and toughness don't necessarily indicate size, just durability and face smashing potential. I'd say progenitus is bigger than the dreadnaught, but dreadnaught is still way cooler.

Wait...what if the little guy in the corner of naught's art is actually supposed to be a giant?

[Omega]

hey wait, not one talked about having sex with a card

notice how i always used the "you" to exclude myself

but back onto the big fat creature cards. Dreadnought is easily the fattest creature of magic. Maybe serra avatar is big too?

[Mordel]

Do you mean size or toughness? Serra avatar has potential to be huge, but based off of the art, it's just some alient thing that is rocking swords and a bandanna.

[raharu]

It's all of the length. Obviously.

[raharu]

Actually, you can see a mage in the right corner. The only quest which remains is: How long is it?

It is all of the length. Obviously.

[Bryant Cook]

hey wait, not one talked about having sex with a card

notice how i always used the "you" to exclude myself

but back onto the big fat creature cards. Dreadnought is easily the fattest creature of magic. Maybe serra avatar is big too?

Krosan cloudscraper.

[raharu]

Krosan cloudscraper.

Big Furry Monster.

[Bryant Cook]

Big Furry Monster.

Your mom. See what I did here? Not actually a magic card.

[raharu]

Your mom. See what I did here? Not actually a magic card.

The Un- sets were M:tG sets though. Just silver bordered.

[Bryant Cook]

I can use Monopoly money to pay my college tuition. It's still money, just pink.

[Skeggi]

Back to the debate as to which is a bigger creature, in regards to size...when dudes start talking about which card they'd rather fuck, I draw the "too geeky line".

Are you telling me you don't get the hots from this?

[GreenOne]

Why do they ALWAYS make translation mistakes. I mean, it's not like they have to translate Dante's Inferno into Chinese. It's English to Italian, simple enough.
This is what this card reads:

T: Add to your mana pool one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.

Mmmh.. this comes into mind:

[Gheizen64]

Lol, a very stupid mistake indeed. Reflecting Pool 5-8.

[GreenOne]

Yeah, it remembers me of this:




It reads:
T: return target card in a graveyard to his owner's hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

It seems Eternal Witness on crack.
The entire cycle of similar cards (like nullmage advocate) was worded like this. Just imagine how many times I got into discussions in casual draft games for this reason.

[Skeggi]

What's the problem? The Italian translation team doesn't know about a little thing known as 'the opponent'?

[GreenOne]

What's the problem? The Italian translation team doesn't know about a little thing known as 'the opponent'?

Wait. Isn't magic a solitaire game?

[emidln]

It is. As such, I see nothing inherently wrong with that card outside of the fact that it has an ability that doesn't contribute to the game plan of winning turn 1. Outside of that and being a creature (which I wouldn't even hold against something if it helped me win turn 1, see Shield Sphere, Phyexian Walker, and Protean Hulk), it seems like a perfectly fine card.

[TheLion]

It's the same in german. Always confuses players at the prerelease.
Currently I only remember Necrotic Sliver, which reads:

Each sliver has: "3, sacrifice this permanent: sacrifice a permanent".

really annoying, there are plenty others.