40 Duals & More July 25th.. Legacy @ Jupiter Games NY

[Michael Keller]

You must hear this a lot in the Navy.

I'll destroy you. Now go back to being an ass pirate and suck some dick.

You don't have a prayer. The only thing you'll be doing is buying my drinks at the Ratt after I'm through pile-driving your ass out of contention.

Oh wait! You're not 21! Should I call mom and see if she wants me to take her instead? We'll buy you McDonalds or something after if you want...

[Bryant Cook]

You don't have a prayer. The only thing you'll be doing is buying my drinks at the Ratt after I'm through pile-driving your ass out of contention.

Oh wait! You're not 21! Should I call mom and see if she wants me to take her instead? We'll buy you McDonalds or something after if you want...

Wow. Make fun of my age, classic.

Now after I'm done kicking your ass you'll have to tell your boyfriend that you got the shit kicked out of you by a 20 year old.

[Michael Keller]

Wow. Make fun of my age, classic.

Now after I'm done kicking your ass you'll have to tell your boyfriend that you got the shit kicked out of you by a 20 year old.

Wow. Make fun of my service, classic.

I'm just going to bury you and that 75-card clunker in my backyard. I need some new fertilizer back there anyways and I think that phony pile would work just fine.

[T-ORGANIZER]

You guys are hilarious, an uninformed person might actually think you two were going to fight.

[spiderfreak]

You guys are hilarious, an uninformed person might actually think you two were going to fight.

oh im an informed person and i know that they are going to fight lol

[Zach Tartell]

I still ahven't actually received the card for the wedding. If the day rolls around and I still haven't gotten anything I'll be there.

[Parcher]

Team Unicorn totally supports this hot man-on-man action. We'll bring the mayonnaise!!

[Bryant Cook]

Team Unicorn totally supports this hot man-on-man action. We'll bring the mayonnaise!!

I prefer Miracle Whip. Less fat.

[Michael Keller]

I prefer Miracle Whip. Less fat.

A miracle is about the only thing you have.

[swats0n]

Hi, I will try to drive from Connecticut for this. It will be my first (big) legacy tournament :)

[rsaunder]

A miracle is about the only thing you have.

Weak.





Just sayin'

[i'll be showing up btw]

[Michael Keller]

Weak.
Just sayin'

Okay, how about this: I'll bury an axe in his head, grab him by the neck, and throw him across the room into a small television set? I think it's a nice touch.

[T-ORGANIZER]

Hi, I will try to drive from Connecticut for this. It will be my first (big) legacy tournament :)

Excellent news, don't let the trash talking scare ya, we are actually very nice people.

[rockout]

Excellent news, don't let the trash talking scare ya, we are actually very huge douche bags that come off as nice people.

<3 Fixed.

[Michael Keller]

Excellent news, don't let the trash talking scare ya, we are actually very nice people.

Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma...

[Bryant Cook]

Okay, how about this: I'll bury an axe in his head, grab him by the neck, and throw him across the room into a small television set? I think it's a nice touch.

So much sexual frustration built up here.

[Michael Keller]

So much sexual frustration built up here.

[JeroenC]

Look, it's good for you to let us know you're just a clown, but please don't show any images of you wanking invisible penises. Please don't.

OT: I'd come if I were an American. As in, come to the tournament.

[true story]

Does that mean Pennywise is gonna be at the tourney? "they all float down here!"

[cwt1220]

Anyway...I'll be there with a few others in tow.

-Chris-