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All I gotta say is just be glad he wasn't playing Battle of Wits...Originally Posted by Magic Fanatic
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One of the nice things about playing Legacy is that this kind of thing doesn't happen very often. I've had players get upset about a run of bad luck or when I was playing something that consistently locked them out but so far I haven't had anybody do anything worse than scooping in a frustrated manner, nor have I seen anybody do anything worse than that in a tourney I attended.
A couple months ago at our weekly Monday legacy we had an incident where one of the semi-large dealers in the area was playing in the tournament and ended up shoving someone over and hitting them with a chair.. I guess what prompted it was the other playing calling the dealer a piece of dookie for screwing one of the player's friends on a deal a while ago, buuuut it still seemed like a poor career choice on the dealer's part.
Socially maladjusted Magic players?
Well, I never!
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
You: (Sits staring at hand for five minutes, facing lethal damage)
Me: "C'mon, Jack. What can you be thinking about for so long?!"
You: "How much I hate you." (picks up cards and storms off)
Nope. Never.
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Except that's not at all how it happened. Why is real life never dramatic enough for you the way it actually occurs, Damon?
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
Says the guy who jumped over a table to assault an opponent.
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*grabs some popcorn and waits for the fireworks*
The game lasted three turns. Not that hard to remember. You lost game one. My AdN against your Quinn.
D: Play or Draw?
J: Draw.
D: Really?
J: Yes.
D: Really? You know I'm not gonna let you change your mind later or something.
J: Fine. Go.
D: Mull. Mull to five. Keep.
J: (smug satisfaction) Keep.
D: Lotus Petal, Rite of Flame, Rite of Flame, LED, Burning Wish, Empty the Warrens. Go.
J: (frown) Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: Attack. Go.
J: Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: (J:Upkeep, Chant you with kicker.) Gemstone Mine. Go.
J: Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: Duress. Attack. (wait, wait, etc.) C'mon, Jack. What can you be thinking about for so long?
J: How much I hate you.(scoop)
That refresh your memory?
~ Team Unicorn Motto
Not quite sure if this falls under bad behavior, but still kinda unnerving.
It was the third round of a Draft a couple of weeks ago, and me and my opponet share baby stories (there is a high volume of dads/mons that play there for some odd reason). So after a dominating first match by me, this chick and I start playing our second match. Her child starts making a fuss so I set my cards done to let her calm her child (who is under 4 months), and she puts a blanket over her shoulder and starts breast feeding in front of half of the players there!!! She insists on playing the round out while feeding and loses miserably to me again.
Now, I have a daughter myself. But when my girl wants to play, we find a babysitter, or at least took Skye (my child) into another room instead of just sitting there.
I have never really felt so odd winning a round before.....
In our 2 local stores, we have guys throw decks at walls, start cursing uncontrollably when they are losing and storm out.
They are not banned from the store.
I guess it would require assault to get them banned.
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Enabling 4tw!
The guy had just hit him.
Early one morning while making the round,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down;
I went right home and I went to bed,
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.
my home shop has one kid who gets mad and slams his deck around everytime he loses. this is compounded by the fact that he doesn't know how to pkay at all.
case and point, standard on wednesday hes playing mono G jank and has wall of rots in it. which isnt in standard. he cusses the judge out and then takes a match loss. then i faced him in the finals (everyone dropped lol) and kick his ass again at which point he rips his hand in half and storms out of the shop. everyone in the shop was like, wtf mate?
best part, the kid owns like a playset of every good card ever, and just doesntplay them cause hes jank.
Now for the burning question.
Did you see her tits?
My wife used to breast feed during our casual sat night games with both our kids and she did not use a blanket or anything she just did not care.
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Fixed.
Co-Founder of Team Awesome - I heard Randy Buehler say a while back that good players give themselves the most number of turns to find the answer.
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If this ever happened to me I think i'd off an Ante for next game:
If I win switch the kid with me.
If I lose switch the kid with me.
It's win/win
P.S. No but really did you see her tit?
Wow, you actually had me emoting smug satisfaction.
I spent about thirty seconds deciding if I had ways out, and about thirty seconds figuring out what I should have done differently from the game state. This was also still in the first fifteen minutes of the round.
I didn't "smug satisfaction", if there is such a verb, and I didn't storm off. In fact we then talked about the game.
Stop making shit up. Seriously.
For my confessions, they burned me with fire/
And found I was for endurance made
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