Poor guy. He must have no life at all.
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I ask my opponent how many cards they have in hand fairly often just to make sure they don't draw extra cards and so I don't openly give away that I drew a discard spell. Also, it helps to play spells when your opponent has 1 or 2 cards in hand versus a full grip. I don't think you were being bad or annoying.Originally Posted by Skeggi
That reminds me of last tournament. I played Merfolk, my opponent Landstill. He regularly asked how many cards I was holding. At a certain point in the game he Path to Exiled one of my creatures. As I was searching my deck for an Island he asked how many cards I was holding. I presented him with the deck "count yourself". Not bad behaviour, but I thought it's a funny anecdote and I thought I'd share.
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How many cards were you holding? Come on, tell me.That reminds me of last tournament. I played Merfolk, my opponent Landstill. He regularly asked how many cards I was holding. At a certain point in the game he Path to Exiled one of my creatures. As I was searching my deck for an Island he asked how many cards I was holding. I presented him with the deck "count yourself". Not bad behaviour, but I thought it's a funny anecdote and I thought I'd share
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Ok so there used to be a local store in my hometown where we would all play constructed type 2 every friday for small prizes and such.
We had these two little korean kids come in one Friday, and we all thought they would be some nub kids with terrible decks, but one played Momentary Blink and the other played Gruul Aggro. So this guy we play with loses to the 7 year old girl, and calls a judge because she used the bathroom to "waste" time, and then proceeds to slam his deck down, and complain about women's periods.
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One time I ran out to get some smokes for the store owner as he was incredibly busy and I was in between rounds. So as im comming back the judge of the event calls me on my cell phone and tells me ive got 6 minutes before Im late. I get there in time win game 1, then just barely lose game 2 and my opponent goes GG. Im like what? Apparently I got a game loss that I was never informed on. What a shitty way to lose a round of magic. the worst part was my opponent was a dick anyways.
So obviously I explained the entire situation and the TO was like, ch not my problem so I talked to the Store owner and hes like that sucks. Shouldnt have run to the store for me I guess.
Needless to say I dont play dci sanctioned there anymore. It was bullshit.
Did I? I always had a knack for that. Seriously though, this is the second time in two days that someone has typed 'Pinder' instead of 'Parcher'. I just found it interesting, carry on.
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Did anyone beat the shit out of him for being a sexist asshole?
No shit. Also, in general 7 year-old girls don't get periods. Maybe the two issues were unrelated.
I love that after 6 pages of idiots talking about sucking on titties, NOW you go into White Knight mode.
Early one morning while making the round,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down;
I went right home and I went to bed,
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.
I actually haven't been reading this thread for fear of seeing myself mentioned. I just saw that particular post in the Quotes thread and had to comment.
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Well i mean, he is 7 feet, 400 pounds. And i'm like 6'1, 180, so i would just get crushed.
But he did get like the whole, losing all the friends he had at the shop, treatment.
Edit: Is it me, or is all the PTQ level magic players fucking pricks? Bc i live in GA, and the shop i play at includes some of GA's finest players, and they are all fucking dicks. Like all of them.
I was in the top 4 of Shadowmoor limited PTQ qualifier, and i was playing GW aggro, i had drafted a bunch of just fat nasty shit, and i'm playing this azn kid, who is the store favorite(they jerk off to his magic playing), and i'm beating his ass, and it's game three, and i got jewed because of some lifelink ruling, and come to find out, the judge is this guy's buttbuddy, and saw him misplay and didn't call anything on it. I was so fucking pissed. You have no idea. I was supposed to go to Indianapolis to fucking play in a big Legacy event too. Pisses me off so bad.
Edit:Edit:Fuck Nassif Level Blue too.
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Does this individual show up to play weekly Legacy?
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I got a rude kid last night.
he drafted at his regular shop and showed up for a late night session at mine.
1st pack he pass's me a baneslayer angel - I take it of course since it is $10 in store credit
2nd pack he pass's me a foil dual land (the lotus picture one)
3rd pack I rare drafted also because it was something i needed for a set
after it is all said and done he wins and gets mad because we don't re-draft the rares we have a firm idea that if you want money from a draft then draft the money cards if you want to win then draft a winning deck but you keep what you draft.
He gets mad throws his draft deck down on the table and leaves
Honestly I do understand where he is coming from because he passed all his money at least another draft if not 2
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