Obligatory shitty card creation thread

[Humphrey]

Heres the final:

Goblin Fanatic
Legendary Creature - Goblin Hero
First Strike, Protection from green
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1

[MattH]

Here's some cards I would want to see printed in the next set:

Imperial Recruiter

Creature — Human Advisor
1/1
When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Grim Tutor

Sorcery
Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. You lose 3 life.

Not joking, either.

[Humphrey]

Tutor would be ok, but Recruiter might be white now

As it comes to reprints. I need a new framed Wasteland

[FieryBalrog]

Guardian of Relics
Creature

Artifacts you control have shroud.

0/5

Hippy Haters
Creature

When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target green creature with CMC 2 or less.

2/1

[(nameless one)]

Heres the final:

Goblin Fanatic
Creature - Goblin Hero
First Strike
Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/1

more goblins? Aren't goblin decklists tight already?

On Imperial Recruiter, didn't they just reprint Ruel?

Back before Zendikar was printed, I wanted them to print an elf that does the exact thing Oracle of Mul Daya does but it only costed :1G: and was a 1/2

I would love to see something like this:

Merfolk Pseudo-lord :uu:

Creature - Merfolk Wizard

Merfolk creatures you control have "whenever this creature becomes a target of a spell or ability for the first time, counter that spell or ability"

2/2

I know, it's essentially a Kira but it's a merfolk Kira. I would also love to see a merfolk version of Cephalid Constable.

[Humphrey]

ok next card :D

Eeshas Sliver
All Slivers have Protection from Creatures.
2/2

[rockout]

I hope my suggestions aren't too broken:

Sudden Unbalance
Instant
Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
Cycling
When you cycle Sudden Unbalance, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Yes, good call. Card is so good and it would replace itself.

[Humphrey]

Yes, good call. Card is so good and it would replace itself.

Make it

Btw:

Stormdrake
Creature - Drake
Flying
When Stormdrake enters the Battlefield look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library.
3/2

[Nonex]

Make it

Well, it looks better than Krosan Grip against Counterbalance, but I'm not so sure against other common targets, like Pernicious Deed or Engineered Explosives. It's almost useless against Sensei's Divining Top. Shouldn't cycling be enough?

[Humphrey]

Well, it looks better than Krosan Grip against Counterbalance, but I'm not so sure against other common targets, like Pernicious Deed or Engineered Explosives. It's almost useless against Sensei's Divining Top. Shouldn't cycling be enough?

I mean normal CC

[Goblin Snowman]

Stormdrake
Creature - Drake
Flying
When Stormdrake enters the Battlefield look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library.
3/2

Can it either draw a card or have Flash? Please?

[Pastorofmuppets]

New Sinkhole
Sorcery
Destroy target land.


I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere

[einhorn303]

As it comes to reprints. I need a new framed Wasteland

Wasteland most definitely needs to be reprinted. Uncommon lands shouldn't cost 15 dollars. I don't think it'd mess with Standard at all, really, and it'd fit in great in Zendikar block. Other things that need reprints:

- Chain Lightning: If Lightning Bolt is fine...
- Stifle: Fits perfectly into the core set, such a simple and basic ability.
- Mox Diamond or Chrome Mox: Make it a Mythic rare, watch noobs opening it go nuts.
- Natural Order: Like Stifle, just a perfect "core set" card.
- Exploration: See above, also helps new players remember the "Only one land per turn" rule.

Merfolk Pseudo-lord :uu:

Creature - Merfolk Wizard

Merfolk creatures you control have "whenever this creature becomes a target of a spell or ability for the first time, counter that spell or ability"

2/2

I know, it's essentially a Kira but it's a merfolk Kira. I would also love to see a merfolk version of Cephalid Constable.

It's funny how, with all the lords, Merfolk are basically Slivers now. Except all in one color.

New Sinkhole
Sorcery
Destroy target land.

I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere

That means decks can play 8 Sinkholes...

Actually, you know how you can get around the Reserved List?

Collapse Land
BB
Sorcery (U)
You can't put Collapse Land into your deck if you have any cards named Sinkhole in it.

[TheBirdMan]

Where are these?

Aven Mentor
Creature - Bird Wizard
Flying Shroud
Sacrifice a bird: Draw a Card
1/3

Blade of Wings
Instant
Remove target creature from the game, put a 1/1 white bird token into play.


Aven Shenanigans
Tribal instant- Bird
you may remove a bird card from the game and pay a life instead of paying its mana cost
Counter target spell and put 2 1/1 White and Blue Bird tokens into play.

[Aggro_zombies]

Can it either draw a card or have Flash? Please?

No, because neither of those versions would have a snowball's chance in hell of getting printed at three mana. Considering we got a Hill Giant with cycling and without the ability to shuffle in Alara Reborn, this would probably cost two blue mana and be at least an uncommon if it were printed, if not even a rare.

This isn't too unbalanced, I think (and I would absolutely love it):




EDIT:

I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere

The scarcity is doing you a favor, then. Pox is fucking terrible.

EDIT 2: Pretty please, Wizards?

[Pastorofmuppets]

Pox is fucking hilarious.

Fix'd. If I'm playing a serious Legacy tournament, my Merfolk are almost finished. I won't complain about Force costing that much, because I'll be using it for non-semicasual playgroup purposes.

[MEATROCKET]

Fixed Fanatic - - 1/1 Goblin

Whenever Fixed Fanatic is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

: Sacrifice Fixed Fanatic.


Also, Grim Tutor.

[AngryTroll]

If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

Mogg Radical [R]
Sacrifice Mogg Radical: Mogg Radical deals two damage divide between any number of target creatures or players.
1/1

That's slightly stronger than the original, actually, but pretty close to the original functionality (except that it can stop 3 x/1 attackers instead of just two).

[Aggro_zombies]

If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

Mogg Radical [R]
Sacrifice Mogg Radical: Mogg Radical deals two damage divide between any number of target creatures or players.
1/1

That's slightly stronger than the original, actually, but pretty close to the original functionality (except that it can stop 3 x/1 attackers instead of just two).

And it kills X/2 guys dead without having to attack or block into them? That's actually a lot better than the original in many ways.

Fix'd. If I'm playing a serious Legacy tournament, my Merfolk are almost finished. I won't complain about Force costing that much, because I'll be using it for non-semicasual playgroup purposes.

Fair enough. I thought you were trying to build the deck for serious play.

[MEATROCKET]

If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

I'm pretty sure the one I posted is the closest. In fact, I think it does everything that pre-M10 Fanatic did, and nothing more. And it's compact as hell.