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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Oh jesus, I forgot about Progenitus (and every other fatty besides Goyf)! As it is, I figured you could cast FoW by removing a Goyf from game, cast WS, replace him with the removed Goyf, then either repeat the process or simply buy back WS and do it again.

    It just all seems very conditional (and confusing), hence the "balanced" part, but on second thought, not so much.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Not for Eternal purposes, just because.

    Circle of Protection

    Enchantment
    : The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

    Fairbond

    Enchantment
    You may play any number of land cards each turn.
    SummenSaugen: well, I use Chaos Orb, Animate Artifact, and Dance of Many to make the table we're playing on my chaos orb token
    SummenSaugen: then I flip it over and crush my opponent

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Illissius View Post
    Not for Eternal purposes, just because.

    Circle of Protection

    Enchantment
    : The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

    Fairbond

    Enchantment
    You may play any number of land cards each turn.


    Fairbond seems really strong.

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    SummenSaugen: well, I use Chaos Orb, Animate Artifact, and Dance of Many to make the table we're playing on my chaos orb token
    SummenSaugen: then I flip it over and crush my opponent

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    What happened to the title? TTTRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTHHH!!!!!!!!!! ~NC

    I dont think a mod should change topics based on personal opinions...
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    Rhystic FAIL
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    You win the game. Any player may pay to prevent this.

    You bought how many cases of Phophecy?
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Lastbond



    Enchantment

    You may play any number of land cards on your turn.

    Lands you control enter the battlefield tapped.
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    Sure as hell sounds like fun.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Wait, so this is just a card creation thread now? For shitty cards?


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    too strong with vial

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    Quote Originally Posted by Versus View Post
    Rhystic FAIL
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    You win the game. Any player may pay to prevent this.

    You bought how many cases of Phophecy?
    I'd play this in storm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrath_Of_Houlding View Post
    I'd play this in storm.
    Because every Storm player already packs playsets of Baubles and Spellbook.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    BTW, delve works fine with X spells. You declare the spell and the value of X, then pay costs, using delve to decrease the amount of mana you need to cast the spell. See Logic Knot for an X spell with delve.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Versus View Post
    Rhystic FAIL
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    You win the game. Any player may pay to prevent this.

    You bought how many cases of Phophecy?
    Haha!

    Will this combo with Mindslaver if you're using it during your opponent's turn?
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Merfolk Parrot

    U

    Swimming

    0/1

    Tap to add U to your mana pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willoe View Post
    Haha!

    Will this combo with Mindslaver if you're using it during your opponent's turn?
    Yes. Since you make all decisions for that player, you can opt to not pay the and win.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Heh. I once came up with this:

    Magus of the Island

    Creature -- Human Wizard
    1/1
    T: Add to your mana pool.

    Would've been a perfect fit for Planar Chaos as part of the Magus cycle, while also working with the color-shifting theme. Of course, whether it's a good idea to reprint Llanowar Elves in blue is another thing entirely, and the answer is most likely no. But it's amusing nonetheless.

    (Edit: As for why Island and not one of the other basic lands, that's obviously because they were only doing Magus versions of famous, broken lands.)
    SummenSaugen: well, I use Chaos Orb, Animate Artifact, and Dance of Many to make the table we're playing on my chaos orb token
    SummenSaugen: then I flip it over and crush my opponent

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    What happened to the title? TTTRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTHHH!!!!!!!!!! ~NC
    I dont think a mod should change topics based on personal opinions...
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    I dont think a mod should change topics based on personal opinions...
    I agree. It's offensive, misleading and inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveric78f View Post
    I agree. It's offensive, misleading and inappropriate.
    Given half the stuff in this thread, I wouldn't say it's misleading...

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    Savage tech
    instant

    target creatures loses shroud




    Safe Haven
    sorcery

    Roll a D20. Whenever you roll 1 to 19, you don't lose the game.
    Whenever you roll 20, you roll again.

    The irony is great in this one!




    Newly born beast
    creature - beast

    ~ comes into play tapped

    haste

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