Obligatory shitty card creation thread

[PirateKing]

I doubt this is an original idea, but regardless:

Force of Disrupting Foil - X
Instant
You may pay X life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay CARDNAME's mana cost.
Counter target spell if its converted mana cost is X.

In keeping with "Force of Will is the carpet that we sweep all of Legacy's problem under", this is my attempt to chase after the "fixed" FoW in hopes of making legitimate Modern.
Here you keep the same color limitations, aspects of card disadvantage to punish the turn zero force, allow it to be as useful in stopping combo and other quick strategies (if they must maintain this arbitrary 4 turn limit), and have a natural curve of usefulness that declines once the game get mid to late so it's not game warping.

Thoughts?

[Holly]

I doubt this is an original idea, but regardless:



In keeping with "Force of Will is the carpet that we sweep all of Legacy's problem under", this is my attempt to chase after the "fixed" FoW in hopes of making legitimate Modern.
Here you keep the same color limitations, aspects of card disadvantage to punish the turn zero force, allow it to be as useful in stopping combo and other quick strategies (if they must maintain this arbitrary 4 turn limit), and have a natural curve of usefulness that declines once the game get mid to late so it's not game warping.

Thoughts?

Disrupting Shoal ?

[PirateKing]

Disrupting Shoal ?

Disrupting Shoal bases X on the pitched card's CMC, a crippling limitation. This uses the 1 life you'd use for Force as X.

[Holly]

Ah you're right I misread that one.

[miguelmatix]

"WX - search your library for an equipment card and put it into play"

Land - Tap: add WW (this mana can only be used to cast enchantments)

RR - Creature
3/2 first strike, protection from white. All blue creatures get -1/-1.

[EpicLevelCommoner]

Since it seems Brainstorm is now a problem because it's blue . . .

Wind Chimes - 1
Artifact
tap: Shuffle your library.
X: Draw X cards, then put X cards from your hand on top of your library.

[Dice_Box]

I doubt this is an original idea, but regardless:



In keeping with "Force of Will is the carpet that we sweep all of Legacy's problem under", this is my attempt to chase after the "fixed" FoW in hopes of making legitimate Modern.
Here you keep the same color limitations, aspects of card disadvantage to punish the turn zero force, allow it to be as useful in stopping combo and other quick strategies (if they must maintain this arbitrary 4 turn limit), and have a natural curve of usefulness that declines once the game get mid to late so it's not game warping.

Thoughts?

I see two issues with this. First, Wizards has said that, by modern printing rules, Mana Leak is too powerful to see print. This would just blow that out of the water. The other issue is the impact it would have on Legacy where control decks could then have Force number 5 and 6 in their decks. I will say anyone running a full set of 8 Force cards either really hates having a hand or really hates combo.

[miguelmatix]

- Sylvan Judge
Human Heremit

"Pro Black"
"Activated Abilities cost more do play, unless they are mana abilities"

1/2


- Bogardan
Planeswalker

"Blue spells cost more to play"

0: Shock target creature or player (since jace can BS every turn)
-1: Draw 2 cards and discard 2 cards
-2: Pyroclasm

Loyalty: 3

[Lemnear]

- Sylvan Judge
Human Heremit

"Pro Black"
"Activated Abilities cost more do play, unless they are mana abilities"

1/2


- Bogardan
Planeswalker

"Blue spells cost more to play"

0: Shock target creature or player (since jace can BS every turn)
-1: Draw 2 cards and discard 2 cards
-2: Pyroclasm

Loyalty: 3

Tempo players would wet their pants in Joy if that creature would see print. The Walker is just plain bad "I hate blue/red goodstuff"-design

[Barook]

Tempo players would wet their pants in Joy if that creature would see print. The Walker is just plain bad "I hate blue/red goodstuff"-design

Depends - it also taxes their Wastelands and Fetchlands.

[Lemnear]

Depends - it also taxes their Wastelands and Fetchlands.

Tempo players can adjust their plays to that creature. Try to beat that creature on the draw with 2 fetches in your hand or Fetch + Dual if your opponent holds stifle/wasteland

[miguelmatix]

Tempo players can adjust their plays to that creature. Try to beat that creature on the draw with 2 fetches in your hand or Fetch + Dual if your opponent holds stifle/wasteland

Thnks for the comments.

You may be right - but that is a very particular situation... Anyway when i thought about it's casting cost i made it white with stax in mind (even castable under chalice with cavern). Then i add green to make it zenitable (for maverick).

The walker... (and i don't have anything against blue cards) i thought it could be nice in some type of dragon stompy/ painter variant. With painter out it can also tax blue spells. Then added some utility.

[FTW]

True-Name Moggathon - 1RR

Creature - Goblin Berserker

~ has protection from all players.

Whenever ~ would deal combat damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield instead.

"Because Goblins is supposed to beat Merfolks" - Anonymous red mage
1/1

NOTE: Unlike TNN, designed so it cannot be slid into random Tempo decks FTformatWarping, but still gives tribal the appropriate boost. It's also less abusable in EDH since you can't buff it.

[Bed Decks Palyer]

True-Name Moggathon - 1RR

Creature - Goblin Berserker

~ has protection from all players.

Whenever ~ would deal combat damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield instead.

"Because Goblins is supposed to beat Merfolks" - Anonymous red mage
1/1

NOTE: Unlike TNN, designed so it cannot be slid into random Tempo decks FTformatWarping, but still gives tribal the appropriate boost. It's also less abusable in EDH since you can't buff it.

Pretty nice!

[Kayradis]

Designer's Flaw -

Sorcery

All cards have now the old frame.

"Back in 2014, we really screwed it up" - Mark Rosewater

[Luklinda]

Wanna See a Magic Trick? -

Instant

~ can't be countered.
~ can be cast by removing any card with the
original border from the game and shredding it.

Cards without the M15 frame can't be played.


"It's simple, we kill the card frame [again]." - Aaron Forsythe

[Darkenslight]

Modern? What is this Wizardry? [mana]1W[/mana]
Enchantment
Indestructible
Cards that have a printed year of 2013 or earlier cannot be played.

[miguelmatix]

Sylvan Verdict - Sorcery

"Destroy all equiped creatures and equipments in play"




Pyramid caves - Land

Tap: "add mana of any color to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Efreets and djinns" (because Juzam and Serendib are cool)


Krosan prairie - Land

Tap: "add mana of any color to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast Beasts" (because Spiritmonger and baloths are cool)

[Bed Decks Palyer]

Sylvan Verdict maybe needs to be one mana more expensive. I like the lands.

[miguelmatix]

Sylvan Verdict maybe needs to be one mana more expensive. I like the lands.

Yeah... maybe busted but very very nice. One more mana or make it cost:

The lands could bring back some cool cards like spiritmonger, anurib b, Juzam Djinn, etc. The same concept could be used to other creatures like Demons, Dragons and Angels.