SCG and its not-as-lousy-as-WotC coverage

[nedleeds]

Show and tell vs. Bug delver ... Get your popcorn mother fuckers!

[LOLWut]

Gosh, there are so many players in this thread who don't make make misplays. Impressive as hell.

[Jon]

LOL Misdirection your Hymn. Okay Discard FOW and Daze. SUCH SKILL.

[Secretly.A.Bee]

Don't act like it was an accident. Obviously, we are all human and do make mistakes and play errors. That said, I've never been brain dead enough to "forget" my trop is a mountain. I've also not let an opponent get away with that, either.

[TheAardvark]

This Sneak & Show guy is infuriating. Christ.

[nedleeds]

And more squirrel porn! And winter critter porn playmat! Who in the F buys that crap?

[TheAardvark]

And more squirrel porn! And winter critter porn playmat! Who in the F buys that crap?

I'll probably buy the "winter critter porn" one for my wife.

I liked the one guy on stream earlier with the "Milkshake" sleeves.

[TheAardvark]

Seriously, this fucking guy. Make your goddamn decisions; your lands do not need to be perfectly aligned before proceeding.

[Jon]

[menace13]

This Sneak & Show guy is infuriating. Christ.

OMG! I thought it was just me. He's like some special needs kid with ocd.

Play any spell, touch your lands, all of them. Touch your gy, touch your deck, touch your lands again, yes, all of them. Shake your leg nonstop while doing all of this. Activate any ability, touch your lands again. Activate Sneak, touch Emrakul, touch Sneak, touch your lands, touch your gy, adjust your deck, touch your lands, touch Sneak, touch Emrakul, touch Sneak, touch Emrakul, touch your lands. Go.

[(nameless one)]

This Sneak & Show guy is infuriating. Christ.

This. It genuinely looked like he was slow playing game 2 for the 1-0 win.

I'm so glad he lost on the very last possible turn.

[Jon]

I crushed him last time in Atlanta. I was UR Delver and he show and tell'd. I put in Vortex and then he died.

[deviant]

With how much attention slow-play has recently gotten in the judge-community and articles written by judges - I find it disgraceful that scg with their table judges and resources as TO's choose to let that kind of outrageous slooooooooooow play continue ON THEIR STREAM.
It's as if they are fine with it - it's OK.
Also, the opponent was not much faster and that was just sad/painful.

[Jon]

With how much attention slow-play has recently gotten in the judge-community and articles written by judges - I find it disgraceful that scg with their table judges and resources as TO's choose to let that kind of outrageous slooooooooooow play continue ON THEIR STREAM.
It's as if they are fine with it - it's OK.
Also, the opponent was not much faster and that was just sad/painful.

Those table judges cant even handle doing life total let alone even keep up with board state. They are a joke.

[nedleeds]

OMG! I thought it was just me. He's like some special needs kid with ocd.

Play any spell, touch your lands, all of them. Touch your gy, touch your deck, touch your lands again, yes, all of them. Shake your leg nonstop while doing all of this. Activate any ability, touch your lands again. Activate Sneak, touch Emrakul, touch Sneak, touch your lands, touch your gy, adjust your deck, touch your lands, touch Sneak, touch Emrakul, touch Sneak, touch Emrakul, touch your lands. Go.

I Peed.

[Jon]

I tried to find the "Like Button" on the above comment. This isnt facebook.

[nedleeds]

Good to know that Flusterstorm provides resistance to Blood Moon.

[TheAardvark]

So...that Esper Stoneblade list. I mean, he's the #1 seed, but Ashiok + Sorin is a bit odd.

[nedleeds]

What the Hell is the left hand dnt player thinking? I mean that guy blocks all day even of you have a swords.

[nedleeds]

Hey nevermind runner runner stp, wisp, wisp and an opponent who is even worse and plays brimaz instead of revoker. #skill