[Primer] Elves!

[Echelon]

Guess with all the "We run NO/GSZ so every green fatty ever printed has to be considered!" would make a pretty long one. I have a few new rhymes in the drawer just looking for an excuse (reads: topic) to stick 'em together. ;)

Well... I say we run NO/GSZ, so why don't we run a combo of Painter's Servant & Emrakul, the Aeons Torn? NO for Emrakul FTW!

NOW RAP, DAMMIT!

[Dice_Box]

If you have Painter out, why not look for something truly broke, like TNN?

[LeoCop 90]

The real deal is painter on green, natural order for iona name green .... GG XD
and actually there is a deck about this in the developing section called natural order painter

[Lemnear]

Well... I say we run NO/GSZ, so why don't we run a combo of Painter's Servant & Emrakul, the Aeons Torn? NO for Emrakul FTW!

NOW RAP, DAMMIT!

[starfox444]

In all tournaments we should follow our brains, but sometimes we follow our heart.

I have definitely cast NO for a beta giant spider.

[Echelon]

Hells yes, a Lemnearian take on The Danger Of Cool Things! Wasting NO on Dromoka... Sheesh!

[Lemnear]

Hells yes, a Lemnearian take on The Danger Of Cool Things! Wasting NO on Dromoka... Sheesh!

It's still a bit short atm and I struggle to top the "ogre tea". Maybe I can come up with something during lunch

[Echelon]

It's still a bit short atm and I struggle to top the "ogre tea". Maybe I can come up with something during lunch

I can just picture how that lunch goes...

One of your colleagues: "Lemnear... Whatcha doing..?"
You reply: "Working on my carreer as an MtG rap star. I need to top Ogre Tea."
The rest of the table: "Uh..?"
You: "That terrorist keeps nagging me. I want to get him off my back."

If it's good enough we should add it to the primer, lol.

Back on topic: What's keeping the deck down at the moment/how do we combat it without killing the deck? All I can come up with at this moment boils down to "Turn this deck into a worse version of The Rock/Nic Fit".

[Lemnear]

Dragonlord Atarka seems like a potentially sweet NO target out of the board to clean up Pyromancer/tokens, Delvers, etc.

I love this suggestion. Although, I can only see this being good when you have not enough creatures for a leathal hoof. Is that enough though?

NOW RAP, DAMMIT!

Well, this was a call for a rap-off of the rude kind;
But there will not be a happy ending – this time!;
Talk about the options for Order? I'm counting millions!;
Now brace yourself, as I reveal my brilliance!;

Pay attention! - Here's the master of the forums rap offense!;
There's no defense against the points that Lemnear presents;
I'm a magic Napoleon – I orchestrate an army of critters;
While Atarka's performance is more horrible than Mariah Carey's in „Glitter“;

Why would anyone sleeve-up a dragon as useless as he is?;
Tarkirs dozens of dragons are like a clash of the douches!;
Don't get mad on me, 'cuz I'm about to rain on your parade;
Craterhoof will go the distance much quicker than Usain!;

You simply look out for some fancy bullshit, that I label you;
Filling everything with bombs, like that turd named Michael Bay would do?!;
Ask anyone: "What's your favorite Natural Order part?";
No one would answer: "The Legendary Dragon from the Tarkir pack!";

So, I conclude your reasons to add him are the wackest;
Your deckbuilding wouldn't even pass one of Chapins Modern classes!;
Lets applaud to this rap fellas and admit that it rocks;
I'm back to my office - Turning the secretary's butter side up!;

[Echelon]

And that, kids, is why we shouldn't NO for anything other than the Hoof.

[Lemnear]

And that, kids, is why we shouldn't NO for anything other than the Hoof or Ruric.

[Echelon]

Depending on your meta :P. In mine, it's close to worthless at the moment.

[chewemy]

Hi guys,

I would like some advices, in my meta, i have :
1 Painter, 3-4 BUG Delver, 1 UWR Delver, 2 Omni tell, 2 Sneak attack, Burn, 2 Reanimator, 1 12 Posts, 3 Miracles, 2 Esper blade, 2 UR Land, 1 UWR Control, Death&Texas, 1 Landstill.

Do you think Scavenging ooze and wren's run packmaster in the main deck is ok ?

[Shagstaman]

jesus that's one nasty meta for elves =/ good thing the bug delvers and esper blades are there to give you some easy wins..

[chewemy]

jesus that's one nasty meta for elves =/ good thing the bug delvers and esper blades are there to give you some easy wins..

Yes but i've won the last two tournament ^^

So Packmaster is really good vs Delver, good vs miracle, esper blade.
Ooze vs reanimator, delver.

Do i still let them in the main or ooze go back to the side ?

[Echelon]

Yes but i've won the last two tournament ^^

So Packmaster is really good vs Delver, good vs miracle, esper blade.
Ooze vs reanimator, delver.

Do i still let them in the main or ooze go back to the side ?

Well, if you won your last two tournaments I'd say continue with your list as it is. It seems to work for you, doesn't it?

[chewemy]

Well, if you won your last two tournaments I'd say continue with your list as it is. It seems to work for you, doesn't it?

Yes but the packmaster always seems a passable draw. It only good against Delver.
So i hesitate to take it out for the fourth nettle sentinel.

[Echelon]

Yes but the packmaster always seems a passable draw. It only good against Delver.
So i hesitate to take it out for the fourth nettle sentinel.

Yeah... These kind of posts are pretty useless without a full context.

[Lemnear]

Yes but the packmaster always seems a passable draw. It only good against Delver.
So i hesitate to take it out for the fourth nettle sentinel.

You are running w/o 4 Nettles? Why on gods green earth would you cut the best beater/blocker in this deck?

[Echelon]

You are running w/o 4 Nettles? Why on gods green earth would you cut the best beater/blocker and an essential part of the Glimpse-engine/NO attack force in this deck?

. I think it's b/c he wants you to rap about why the set 4-offs are the set 4-offs in this deck, lol.