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    Ahem, Dwarven Miner. Also Dwarven Blastminer too, just in case.
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    That sucks, oh well. So, for something new, a better Lotus Petal that however need basics to be played, making it much less abusable:

    Lotus Seed
    Artifact
    When you play a basic land from your hand, you may sacrifice Lotus Seed. If you do, add one mana of any color to your mana pool and scry 1.
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    Chains of Purification
    BB
    enchantment

    Cards can't be drawn by players except the first during his or her draw step.

    Sacrifice Chains of Purification, pay 5 life: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

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    Black will never touch artifacts or enchantments, doesn't matter how shitty a custom card is

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutthroatCasual View Post
    Black will never touch artifacts or enchantments, doesn't matter how shitty a custom card is
    ouch!

    how about:

    Chains of Purification
    BB
    enchantment

    Cards can't be drawn by players except the first during his or her draw step.

    W, Sacrifice Chains of Purification: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Each opponent gains 6 life.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Oblivion Knight
    Creature - Human Knight
    When Oblivion Knight enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Oblivion Knight leaves the battlefield.
    2/2

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    Quote Originally Posted by glowparty View Post
    ouch!


    Chains of Purification
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    Cards can't be drawn by players except the first during his or her draw step.

    W, Sacrifice Chains of Purification: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
    The lifegain is too arbitrary, and not needed!
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    Nice aesthetics, but it seems just a wee bit OP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Nice aesthetics, but it seems just a wee bit OP.
    well, there is TNN..
    and its the only way to fix eternal. also its just a creature after all.
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    Stats and flying aside, why pro green and red? Shouldn't it be pro blue and uncounterable?

    I like the keyword "Hostility against X" - the execution, not so much. How does your opponent know that you own blue cards in your hand/library? That seems problematic.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Barook View Post
    Stats and flying aside, why pro green and red? Shouldn't it be pro blue and uncounterable?

    I like the keyword "Hostility against X" - the execution, not so much. How does your opponent know that you own blue cards in your hand/library? That seems problematic.
    the same how morph works i guess. after the game you have to reval your library and sideboard, but if you have a better wording, post it.

    and no, it needs protection form itself to have a clock in the mirror and uncounterable brainstorm would be way too strong. also it should trade with delver.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    I would use something like the Epic wording, e.g. Enduring Ideal.

    Hostility against Blue (For the rest of the game, if you play a blue spell or control a blue permanent, you lose the game.)

    Not that I exactly like that kind of mechanic, but that sounds far more workable and is permanent effect.

    The protection part still makes no sense to me, though.

    Edit: Is that a GSZable Brainstorm?

    Edit2: I also dislike that your opponent can gib you with a Painter, no matter the wording.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    ok, maybe like this


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    The power level of those is ... problematic. Plunge Into Darkness or Lim-Dul's Vault + Wave of Unicorns. And Gruul Sprites is even more abusive.

    Hostility is a neat idea though. Something like "When ~ EtB you can't play Blue spells for the rest of the game" seems fine to me (and if someone makes that ugly for you with Painter's Servant or Magical Hack, that's just a risk you're taking.)

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    I want WotC to make something like this, to help DnT fix its draws.



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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Golgari Oracle
    Creature - Zombie Shaman
    At the beginning of each upkeep, you may exile a nonblack, nongreen card in a graveyard. If you do, scry 1, put a +1/+1 counter on Golgari Oracle and lose 1 life.
    0/1
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Vicar in a tutu View Post
    Golgari Oracle
    Creature - Zombie Shaman
    At the beginning of each upkeep, you may exile a nonblack, nongreen card in a graveyard. If you do, scry 1, put a +1/+1 counter on Golgari Oracle and lose 1 life.
    0/1
    The future can be found in the grave.
    Cool concept, although I'd like it better if it operated with nonblue cards instead.

    How about this rough concept:

    Scry Shaman
    Creature - Human Shaman
    : Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a nonblue card, scry 1.
    1/2

    The nonblue part (it's a green card, after all, which hates blue) along with the activation cost should prevent major abuse in blue decks. It's also a GSZ target.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Maybe?

    Bone Shaman
    Creature - Skeleton Shaman
    , exile target creature from a graveyard: choose one:
    - scry 1
    - regenerate
    - +1/+1 until EOT
    For him, seeing the future it's just a matter of asking his old friends
    1/1

    All three effects are both green and black, it's interesting to see those two colors overlap so much.

    Also flavorful cantrips with upsides for other colors!

    Arbitrate
    Sorcery
    Your opponent may pay
    If he does, draw a card.
    If he doesn't, draw 2 cards.

    Explore the borders
    Sorcery
    Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put it on the battlefield tapped. If it isn't, draw a card.

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    If an effect you don't control would cause you to sacrifice one or more permanents, instead exile those permanents, then return them to the battlefield.

    Draw a card.

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