Obligatory shitty card creation thread

[Angelfire]

W
Creature - Cat Monk

Exile <this>: Players can't cast spells this turn.

1/1

A chant effect that can't be used by combo. I also think white could use a few 1CMC "hate bears".

[Phoenix Ignition]

W
Creature - Cat Monk

Exile <this>: Players can't cast spells this turn.

1/1

A chant effect that can't be used by combo. I also think white could use a few 1CMC "hate bears".

It can't? Why wouldn't they just play it the turn they combo?

[Angelfire]

It can't? Why wouldn't they just play it the turn they combo?

It "Silences" both players. Supposed to be used to interrupt a combo or for tempo.

[Jay_Gatz]

You could play it in painter, cast painter hold priority exile the guy.

[Angelfire]

You could play it in painter, cast painter hold priority exile the guy.

Quit trying to exploit his intent :P It could be spells and abilities.

[Jay_Gatz]

I thought this game was all about exploiting cards and using them unfairly

[obituary 95]

Here's a card that would be good


1w Giddy Happy Wish

Search your sideboard for a enchantment or artifact from outside the game and put it into your hand

Exile this card when it resolves

[Rizso]

B - sorcery

target opponent draws 3 cards, then reveals his or her hand, choose two cards other than basic land from it. That player discards those cards.

Imo it should be
Target opponent draws 2 card, then that player reveals his or her hand. Chose 2 none-land cards from thoes cards. That player puts the chosen cards on the bottom of his library. Draw a Card.

A card like reverse brainstorm. Reducing the card quality for the opponent.

Or an other way might be going to a head games version of it:
Forced Thought B
Target opponent reveals his or her hand. Search that player's library for any card, put that card into that player's hand, then chose a card other then a basic landcard from that player's hand, that player shuffles the chosen card into his or her library. Draw a Card.

[Gheizen64]

With the new ravnica incoming, i'd really, really like to see some new, powerful 2 mana multicolor iconic spells, like Ravnica tried (but failed) to do.

Funeral Pire RB
Instant
Exile up to 3 target cards from a graveyard.
Deal 3 damage to target creature or player.

RB iconic spell: this is amazing to hate out grave combo, decent in main, and also make for cute tricks against threshold creatures and goyf.

Nature's Exchange WG
Instant
Exile target permanent, then that permanent controller search his or her library for a basic land and put that land into play.

WG iconic spell: a cheaper, instant speed, path-to-exile vindicate.

Avalanche elemental RG
Creature - Elemental
Trample, Haste
Avalanche elemental must attack each turn if able.
When Avalanche elemental attack, sacrifice a land.
5/4

Only appropriate for RG, they get a control hoser. It could be a bit too weak nowadays with so many creature ready to block it, but it's still a neat card.

Seal UW
Instant
Exile target spell.

A variant on counterspell that hose recurring strats and non-counterable spells and is easier to cast in UW variants.

Mind drain UB
Sorcery
Target player discard a card at random and you draw a card.

Surprised this was never designed. It's basically a slightly worse draw 2 for 2.

[Julian23]

Control hoser? I'd love to Swords to Plowshares that guy. Maybe I'd even take five once, for the cost of him sacrificing one of his lands, seams like an ok deal to me.

[troopatroop]

1R - Legacy "format balancer" guy


legendary-

haste, trample

4/2

[Erdvermampfa]

1R

[Slag]

They say the Stoneforge Mystic / Snapcaster Mage / Dark Confidant / Tarmogoyf cycle is missing the red piece.

I think a better route would be like so:

Burning Shiv Kidney Stabber (1r)
Human/goblin/lizard guy shaman

Whenever this comes into play, it deals one damage to target creature or player.
Deathtouch

2/1

I would really enjoy silver knight being useful again.

[Humphrey]

The missing guy 1R
Haste
Whenever ~this~ attacks, another target creature gets +2+0 and Trample
3/3

[Capt4in]

F*** Brainstorm Guy

RG

Creature - Cat Berserker

F*** Brainstorm Guy can't be countered.

Players may draw only one card each turn.

2/2

(Possible it needs to be worded like Canonist - i.e. If a player has drawn a card this turn, that player can't draw cards.)

[Barook]

F*** Brainstorm Guy

RG

Creature - Cat Berserker

F*** Brainstorm Guy can't be countered.

Players may draw only one card each turn.

2/2

(Possible it needs to be worded like Canonist - i.e. If a player has drawn a card this turn, that player can't draw cards.)

They can still cantrip in your turn. And anti-draw is black.

Consider something like this:

Dude of Mephistopheles
Creature - Human Wizard
Deathtouch
Players can't draw cards except the first one he or she draws in his or her draw step each turn.
2/1

Deathtough is mainly there for being actually a maindeckable and being decent in combat (think Thalia).

And I would love to see a cheaper variant of Burning-Tree Shaman that's actually Legacy-playable:

Burning-Tree Super Shaman
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
Whenever a player activates an ability that isn’t a mana ability, Burning-Tree Super Shaman deals 2 damage to that player.
2/1

[Malchar]

All of the red creatures should be goblins. It's not like goblins will even be playable anyway. What they really want is this, and it doesn't even have to be a 2/1.

Pyrostatic Griller
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Whenever a player casts a spell with converted mana cost 3 or less, Pyrostatic Griller deals 2 damage to that player.
1/1

[(nameless one)]

They can still cantrip in your turn. And anti-draw is black.

Consider something like this:

Dude of Mephistopheles
Creature - Human Wizard
Deathtouch
Players can't draw cards except the first one he or she draws in his or her draw step each turn.
2/1

Deathtough is mainly there for being actually a maindeckable and being decent in combat (think Thalia).

I think this should be worded as: Players cannot draw cards outside of that player's draw phase

All of the red creatures should be goblins. It's not like goblins will even be playable anyway. What they really want is this, and it doesn't even have to be a 2/1.

Pyrostatic Griller
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Whenever a player casts a spell with converted mana cost 3 or less, Pyrostatic Griller deals 2 damage to that player.
1/1

This would be awesome. The fact that its a goblin, it can be Ringleadered into and can be helpful against Storm-based combo.

[Barook]

I think this should be worded as: Players cannot draw cards outside of that player's draw phase

Wrong.

If it's worded like this, players could still instant cantrip during draw steps. You need the Chains wording to stop tricks like this.

[raindrainxi]

They say the Stoneforge Mystic / Snapcaster Mage / Dark Confidant / Tarmogoyf cycle is missing the red piece. Here's my take on it:

Mogg Shit 1R

Creature - Goblin
Flash
When Mogg Shit comes into play, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
1/2