Page 29 of 103 FirstFirst ... 192526272829303132333979 ... LastLast
Results 561 to 580 of 2044

Thread: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

  1. #561

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Fatal Scrolls
    Sorcery
    Discard your hand. Search your library for seven cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library. You lose the game.

    Intelligent Masochism
    Instant
    Draw a card for each 1 life you paid this turn.

    Cleansing Roots
    Enchantment
    Whenever an opponent casts a black spell, you gain life equal to that spell's converted mana cost and draw a card.

    Angel's Will
    Instant
    Angel's Will costs less to cast if you cast it any time you could cast a sorcery.
    Search your library for a white enchantment card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.

  2. #562

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Nonex View Post
    Cleansing Roots
    Enchantment
    Whenever an opponent casts a black spell, you gain life equal to that spell's converted mana cost and draw a card.
    So...really, you mean : target player with swamps loses the game. Jesus that's broken...and you do realize that this would have to be printed in standard, right? I don't think Wizards is keen to hose a color for two years.

  3. #563
    Rapin' your villages, Burnin' your women
    Jeff Kruchkow's Avatar
    Join Date

    Dec 2008
    Posts

    412

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Angels will is broke as hell. 3 Mana moat anyone? Enchantress would love that junk.

    Also, I think scrolls is kinda cool but since youd have to have fortune thief/plat angel/angelic blessing/bad cards its kinda meh.

  4. #564
    RawR Bitch
    rockout's Avatar
    Join Date

    Sep 2007
    Location

    Norwich, CT
    Posts

    1,273

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    UWBB
    Instant
    Search your library for a permanent and put it into play. Shuffle your library.

    Not sure how to not make this stupidly broken without making it unplayable. Even paying life equal to the permanent you choose to put into play still makes it really good. I just want wizards to print a card so I can search for Nicol Bolas Planeswalker and put it into play but I can wait however long it takes for them to print it.
    Co-Founder of Team Awesome - I heard Randy Buehler say a while back that good players give themselves the most number of turns to find the answer.
    The Source on MTGO - Predator8785 and RockOut
    Quote Originally Posted by Secretly.A.Bee View Post
    Women come and go, turn one protection is forever.

  5. #565
    Member
    Barook's Avatar
    Join Date

    Mar 2007
    Location

    Germany, Germering, Munich
    Posts

    7,533

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Green hates non-basics and artifacts:

    Root Maze Treefolk
    Creature - Treefolk
    Artifacts and lands enter the battlefield tapped.
    Artifacts and nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
    3/5

    It's basically a cross between Root Maze and Back to Basics with a strong lock synergy. Might be still too strong at 4 mana, but considering the mana cost, people do have a chance to fetch basics.

  6. #566
    is selling his Underground Seas.
    Tacosnape's Avatar
    Join Date

    May 2006
    Location

    Birmingham, AL
    Posts

    3,148

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    @Barook: Since when does green hate nonbasics? We're long past the days of Primal Order. Neat design idea though.

    @Nonex: Cleansing Roots is too strong to cost just one green. Make it say "Black noncreature spell" or up the CMC. Angel's Will should cost closer to 3WW. Intelligent Masochism is way way way overpowered.

    Other random stuff. I've always loved the concept of making Affinity hit all kinds of weird stuff.

    Groundshock Golem

    Artifact Creature - Golem
    Affinity for lands you don't control.
    3/4

    Overlooked Defenders

    Creature - Human Soldiers
    Flash
    Affinity for creatures attacking you.
    Affinity for creatures attacking you.
    4/5

    Sphere of Patience

    Artifact
    Affinity for cards in your hand.
    Spells you cast have Affinity for cards in your hand.

    Keeper of the Afterlife

    Creature - Skeleton Angel
    Flying
    Affinity for cards in opponent's graveyards.
    Cards in opponent's graveyards lose all abilities.
    5/5

    Quote Originally Posted by majikal View Post
    Damn it, Taco, that exactly sums up my opinion on the matter. I need to buy you a beer for that post.

  7. #567

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Tacosnape View Post
    (There'd be a whole series of these)

    Warren Hideout
    Tribal Land - Goblin
    T: Add to your mana pool.
    , T: Add to your mana pool.
    I like the mechanic, but I don't really want Goblins to be able to draw free lands off their Ringleaders, thank you much. That card is OP enough already.
    Bless your heart, we must consider Blue/White Tempo's strategy and win percentages in an entirely different deck thread. -4eak

  8. #568
    is selling his Underground Seas.
    Tacosnape's Avatar
    Join Date

    May 2006
    Location

    Birmingham, AL
    Posts

    3,148

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by DukeDemonKn1ght View Post
    I like the mechanic, but I don't really want Goblins to be able to draw free lands off their Ringleaders, thank you much. That card is OP enough already.
    It's no worse than giving us four more Lackeys. We've got to do something to stay in contention with the rest of the format.:)

    Quote Originally Posted by majikal View Post
    Damn it, Taco, that exactly sums up my opinion on the matter. I need to buy you a beer for that post.

  9. #569
    Member
    keys's Avatar
    Join Date

    Nov 2006
    Location

    London
    Posts

    1,053

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Rizso View Post
    Would like to see black geting cheap and good removal spell.

    Strangulate B
    Instant
    Kicker - 3
    Destroy Target creature with converted mana cost 2 or less.
    If Strangulate was kicked, instead destroy target creature.
    It can't be regenerated.
    I think I'd still play Smother over this.

    Black really does need a cheap removal spell, though.

  10. #570
    is selling his Underground Seas.
    Tacosnape's Avatar
    Join Date

    May 2006
    Location

    Birmingham, AL
    Posts

    3,148

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by keys View Post
    Black really does need a cheap removal spell, though.

    How about

    Strangulate
    XB
    Instant
    Delve
    Destroy target creature with converted mana cost X or less.
    Does X work with Delve?

    If so, God, this would be fucking fantastic against Zoo. Kill whatever they have on the board, shrink Goyfs for the future. And if you've got a fetchland, it kills Nacatl/Lackey/Whatever on turn one. And it's further raping of Dreadstill. I like.

    Quote Originally Posted by majikal View Post
    Damn it, Taco, that exactly sums up my opinion on the matter. I need to buy you a beer for that post.

  11. #571
    Insane Anarchists Get Mean
    freakish777's Avatar
    Join Date

    Aug 2005
    Location

    NY State
    Posts

    1,644

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    How about this one guys?


    NotGoingFarmogoyf
    Creature - Lhurgoyf
    Rare
    */*
    NotGoingFarmogoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
    Shroud.




    Guys?

  12. #572

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Tacosnape View Post
    @Nonex: Cleansing Roots is too strong to cost just one green. Make it say "Black noncreature spell" or up the CMC. Angel's Will should cost closer to 3WW. Intelligent Masochism is way way way overpowered.
    Cleansing Roots was meant to be a green answer to ANT, probably too strong at that (again). Noncreature spells only and probably 1B. I don't think Angel's Will could be more than a Cunning Wish target in a some sort of Landstill build, anyway I'd make it 4W rather than 3WW. I don't see how Intelligent Masochism is that broken in Legacy, most life is paid only through fetchlands.

    I like your affinity cards just as much as all weird concepts. Perhaps Keeper of the Afterlife is the most appealing to me. I miss something with affinity for spells and/or abilities on the stack, though.

    And yes, X works with Delve, just choose a value for X and exile accordingly. In fact Delve works to any extent you want even if the spell doesn't have X. Most people limit themselves to that 6 in Tombstalker's cost, but Delve states that you can exile any number of cards, effectively turning any card with Delve into a potential Tormod's Crypt if needed.

    Now let's vomit some more random stuff:

    Living Scope
    Artifact Creature - Eye Construct
    Players play with the top three cards of their libraries revealed.
    Modular 2
    0/0

    Norin the Silly
    Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
    First Strike
    Whenever Norin the Silly deals combat damage to a player, you may have that player win the game.
    2/1

    Shadowmage Vampire
    Creature - Vampire Wizard
    Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1 and have fear.
    Whenever one or more Vampire creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may put the bottom card of your library into your hand.
    2/2

    Impassable Wall
    Creature - Plant Wall
    Defender, reach
    Impassable Wall can block any number of additional creatures as long as they have trample.
    Impassable Wall's toughness is equal to 4 plus the total power of all creatures with trample blocked by Impassable Wall.
    0/4+*

    Quote Originally Posted by freakish777
    How about this one guys?


    NotGoingFarmogoyf
    Creature - Lhurgoyf
    Rare
    */*
    NotGoingFarmogoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
    Shroud.
    Remove Shroud and ban Tarmogoyf. Then it will start being fine.

  13. #573
    Boy George?
    vigilante's Avatar
    Join Date

    Oct 2005
    Location

    Australia
    Posts

    308

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by freakish777 View Post
    NotGoingFarmogoyf
    Creature - Lhurgoyf
    Mythic Rare
    */*
    NotGoingFarmogoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
    Shroud.
    Fixed. Seems reasonable now.



    EDIT: For the record, I'm not one of these "ban Tarmogoyf already!!!1!" people.
    Last edited by vigilante; 11-24-2009 at 12:54 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by pi4meterftw View Post
    Still up for more games, although I must say it's pretty silly to play if you're just going to complain about luck irrationally.
    Quote Originally Posted by pi4meterftw
    I think the massive difference is a fluctuatiuon of luck. Against Piceli I drew fairly well, whereas against green one I mulliganned for mana screw reasons twice and for "hand has no answers in it" like 5 times.

  14. #574
    is selling his Underground Seas.
    Tacosnape's Avatar
    Join Date

    May 2006
    Location

    Birmingham, AL
    Posts

    3,148

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    My dream magic game:

    Player 1: Plains, Norin the Silly, go.
    Player 2: Island, go.
    Player 1: Plains, Swing for 2, make you win the game.
    Player 2: Stifle.

    Seriously, though. Norin the Silly is awesome. If an opponent Mindslavers you? It's ability is hugely relevant. And there's the chance of it being relevant if something were printed like:

    Manipulate Causality

    Instant
    Gain control of target activated or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the ability.
    Behold, as the Lord of Rage surges forth to wreak havoc unto...wait, what exactly just happened?

    Quote Originally Posted by majikal View Post
    Damn it, Taco, that exactly sums up my opinion on the matter. I need to buy you a beer for that post.

  15. #575
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God
    Nihil Credo's Avatar
    Join Date

    Mar 2007
    Location

    59°50'59.11" N, 17°34'55.69" E
    Posts

    4,702

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    If you take out the 'may' from Norin the Silly, it's a combo with Reins of Power + any siren-type effect.

    Also, thread title edited for truthiness.
    YOU'RE GIVING ME A TIME MACHINE IN ORDER TO TREAT MY SLEEP DISORDER.

  16. #576

    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Random ideas,

    Sengir's Kiss 1B

    Enchantment - Vampire

    Flash

    Before an opposing creature would be put into the controller's graveyard from play, gain control of that creature instead.

    Roaring Flames (X)R

    Delve

    Roaring Flames deals damage to target creature or player equal to (X)

    Note: Needs some kind of wording to restrict (X) to the Delve mechanic

    Telepaths U

    Creature - Wizard

    Discard a card: look at target opponent's hand.

    1/1
    Quote Originally Posted by wastedlife View Post
    Breathweapon, I regret saying this but ... I've been liking you more and more every day.

  17. #577
    Legacy Inept

    Join Date

    Oct 2005
    Location

    France
    Posts

    1,956

    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Nonex View Post
    Norin the Silly
    Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
    First Strike
    Whenever Norin the Silly deals combat damage to a player, you may have that player win the game.
    2/1
    In combo with Reflect Damage (or Jade Monolith + Lure).

  18. #578
    Member

    Join Date

    Apr 2009
    Location

    Sweden, Trelleborg
    Posts

    816

    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BreathWeapon View Post
    Random ideas,

    Sengir's Kiss 1B

    Enchantment - Vampire

    Flash

    Before an opposing creature would be put into the controller's graveyard from play, gain control of that creature instead.

    Roaring Flames (X)R

    Delve

    Roaring Flames deals damage to target creature or player equal to (X)

    Note: Needs some kind of wording to restrict (X) to the Delve mechanic

    Telepaths U

    Creature - Wizard

    Discard a card: look at target opponent's hand.

    1/1
    That roaring flames would be insane really. For the cost of 1 mana it will do insane amount of damage in dredge decks but also in decks without the dreadge/selfmill. :P

  19. #579
    Painter's Servant
    Versus's Avatar
    Join Date

    Aug 2007
    Posts

    549

    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Willing Sorcerer
    Creature - Human Wizard
    As long as Willing Sorcerer is in your hand, all other cards in your hand are blue in addition to their actual color(s).
    If Willing Sorcerer is Exiled, you may either choose to pay or Exile a blue card from your hand and lose one life to return Willing Sorceror to your hand.
    : Exile Willing Sorcerer to return any Exiled creature to play.
    2/1


    After reading that like 14 times, I've come to the conclusion that it's actually quite bad. I tried to make it awesome, then attempted to balance it, but now it just sucks. I think...
    In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers.

  20. #580
    Legacy Inept

    Join Date

    Oct 2005
    Location

    France
    Posts

    1,956

    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    4*FoW + 4*Misdirection + 4*Progenitus + 4*Show and Tell + 4*Willing Sorcerer looks like a fine basis for a deck.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 3 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 3 guests)